this week’s “keep it” is to @irathethird.bsky.social for leaving keep it. and during Leo season?! (all jokes aside you’re great and I hope whatever comes next for you is fulfilling and wonderful)

imagine waking up with a crushing hangover and looking out the window and this is the first thing you see

respectfully I will learning about the fate of the Hawkins kids through reading the Wikipedia episode summaries, like a real adult

bringing r*ben into the booth for the rhys homecoming is absolutely despicable

trust me closing this at MSG is so much better than home

pacers I really need you to lock the fuck in

watching this absolute stinker from minny

WHAT AN INCREDIBLE EVENING TO BE A NOVA KNICKS HATER

a burnt hot dog and a ballgame, few things better

a laugh track, but it’s literally just Bill Hader’s giggle

spending my long weekend doing the proper things: watching all 11 episodes of everybody’s live with my emotional support stand up comedian John mulaney

my dad, a noted DWP fan, when he heard the news: “is it called the angel wears Gucci or something?”

a drive that should have been a half hour took 2 hours so yes I will inhale a pizza and down some orange crushes, thanks!

an absolutely incredible morning to be a nova Knicks hater

almost physically impossible to go to the mall without visiting my auntie anne

doing the wave in the 4th inning is despicable I’m sorry

catching up on Hacks and god this show is both perfectly cast and perfectly written. if the Emmy’s were just, the comedy category would be a three way dogfight between hacks, Abbott, and gemstones. but they’re not, so the not-comedy the bear will sweep again

the Discourse if the Celtics come back from 3-1 without my archnemesis jayson tatum is going to be delicious

in what world did we actually need a live action lilo and stitch movie? am i a boomer for thinking to just leave the cartoon alone?

god gives her strongest soldiers (me) the toughest battles (going to the gym when it’s raining)

so as part of their charity auction, I think the Phillies should let people bid on the chance to race Kyle Schwarber around the bases. just to see who’s faster.

cavs on fraud watch? in my professional opinion, yikes!

"What's this flavor of La Croix?" It's Sunshine, my friend :) "But what is the flavor?" Why, it's... Wonder!"

5 days until cbp glizzy, mango cart, and grand slam iced latte

bullying bryce harper every time he shows up on my screen, as is the way

there are so many things that are wrong with me, but my belief that bad teacher (2011) is actually one of the best comedies of all time is probably the worst of them

even if the baseball team were playing well, any game where Ruben is in the booth is unwatchable

the body and blood of christ

“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc

my archnemesis ja*son tat*m’s downfall: delicious, satisfying, incredible the downfall being brought on by the n*va kn*cks: awful, terrible, vomit inducing

(condescendingly) Maybe learn something. Maybe read the wikipedia summary of a book sometime

why use chatgpt when im this stupid all by myself

ATTA BOY RAFFY!!!!!!

I am BEGGING people to just. Read my email. Read the entirety of it. Because the question you just asked me was answered in my email. It's right there. It's immediately above your email in this thread. Banging my head against a wall

currently weeping at the gemstones finale. what a goddamn gift. give that cast every award in the book

watching the Phillies turn into the Sillies yet again

things I’ve done on my 3 day vacation from work: -oil changed -bob refresh and a brow wax -fitted for running shoes for the first time in my life -had a dirty chai latte that made me see god -went to work to hang out with my coworkers lol

"Did I ever tell you I got arrested in Oregon?" - John Kruk, after explaining that he dislikes Portland because someone from Portland once sent him a letter telling him he slouched and then realizing he wasn't sure if it was Portland, Oregon or Portland, Maine

they were normal

everyone’s dear friend and punk celebrity @chrisfarren.bsky.social has done it again - new song is a banger

The Johan Rojas Game

My longest yeah boy ever .mov

SUCCESSFUL BRYCE BUNT?! WHO THE FUCK IS THIS TEAM

ROJAS MEDIA RISE THE FUCK UP!!!! @dsaraiya.bsky.social

also, in re: basketball