WORKIN BITCHES LOVE SOSA

I see Nola is Nolaing

Okay I have been obsessing of every photo and video of Muppets RnRC and I am pretty pleased considering this is a redress. The details are there, the MV3D references are there, most importantly Ken Marino is there.

let’s have a great day! #ANTIFA

Ordered a bunch of water ice for the office cuz I'm the best manager ever, and promptly received many confused reactions at the term "water ice" by the Canadians who booked the conference room today

Fucking excuse me???

He is so insane for this

It is incredible to watch Sanchy pitch a CGSO with 13 Ks and then get to watch Skenes implode. Delicious

HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU SKENES

Elmo really fixed Bohm, didn't he

I love my country of Philadelphia

SANCHY WE ARE GETTING YOU THAT CY YOUNG

Damn Bryce, what did that ball do to you

I’m sorry but “everyone is going to use AI to code their own apps” sounds like “everyone is going to learn HTML and code their own websites.“ like … have you met people? no they’re not

And he's right www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5...

Another day of bullying my ex-roommate who lives in Austin because he has to 🤢 drive everywhere 🤢

Today is day three of 75 Hard. Arms are jello. Legs are jello.

Damn what did Schwarber eat today

Lowkey what if seeing Elmo healed Bohm's inner child

Me every time Shugart is on the mound: who is Shugart

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Not stank oven

Bohm?????????????

GET ELMO ACROSS THE STREET

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It's a big day for Elmo!

BREAKING: NBC Sports Philadelphia is parting ways with Ruben Amaro Jr. The former Phillies manager will be replaced with Elmo full time.

go phillies

New bsky banner incoming

Fuckin Brad

JUSTINNNNNN

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This is Sirianni's fault somehow

Concerning. Looking into it

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Sam Reich?? In my sports journalism podcast???

Bruh this A's center fielder is bringing incredible comedy to this inning

Sanchy I am getting you that Cy Young this year

Stotty season in full swing

BRYCE DINGERRRRR

We out here

“This is gonna sound crazy, but I swear to God, I keep seeing a green dancing bear on the field.”

This is Bryce Harper's fault

My friend who is a Cane's fan just threatened to commission an Etsy witch after those back to back Flyers goals 🤣

We back up???????

Bruins: dead Celtics: dead Red Sox: ass Patriots: marriage counseling welcome to hell Boston you deserve it

If you saw me quote the wrong post first, no you didn't

Crawford got a migraine because he accidentally heard Ruben's voicd

Stubby outfield era, let's goooooo