Gave this the soundtrack it deserves. Kubrick was onto something when he picked the Blue Danube as the Theme of Objects Floating In Space. Call me, Nutella

T-Mac is so tired of Ruben, it's so funny

Taijuan Walker shenanigans??? I am SHOCKED

He is Rizzo

I do not like when Kruk is not in the booth

Attempting to streal on JT Realmuto??? In this economy???

My favorite part of getting groceries delivered from Acme is watching the insane order the shopper moves through the grocery store

I have been informed the sound is Ruben Amaro Jr.

I am now getting word that the Phillies

Seatgeek is drunk y'all

CRAWFORDDDDDDDDDDDD

JUMPING UP AND DOWN IN THE LOBBY OF MY OFFICE

EDMUNDOOOOOOOOOO

I love a day game!!! Cuz then I get paid to be disappointed by the Phillies batting

Barrel jeans/pants are a psyop!!! You cannot convince me that they look good!!!!! I feel crazy

Thank you sir

Save me Andrew Painter

What is the point of all these companies having inquiry forms if they never follow up with me? I am trying to give you money!!!! Please answer my calls and emails!!!! So you can get money for your business!!!!

Experience Phillies baseball (derogatory)

Oh also fun fact today is Krasner's birthday

My job is cool because of days like today when I got to talk shop about the Phillies with Larry Krasner and his bodyguard

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

Thank you mister Duran

My boyfriend: "that was the most Phillies game you could ask for. You got a Sanchy start, you got a Schwarbomb, you got Bryce doing jack shit, and you got a Duran close!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

RBI KING IS BACK

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAY SCHWARBOMB KYLE

Vibes are immaculate, Phillies by a million

Hi hello yes today is my birthday and for my birthday I would like one (1) Phillies opening day win please and thank

Go, and I cannot stress this enough, Phils

Phils play today nothing can hurt me. Except the Phils.

Hi hello yes today is my birthday and for my birthday I would like one (1) Phillies opening day win please and thank

sorry i never responded to your email, i didn't want to and then i forgot

Happy baseball eve

Okay feed cleanse: my mom's dog refuses to lay down in the car cuz she likes to see everything going on so please enjoy is video of her fighting sleep while she waits for my mom to grab her Target pickup

Jeremy Culhane's Tucker Carlson impression has become my new vocal stim

Appreciate Kyle saving all his dingers for his home country of Philadelphia

Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny

I’m sure different people have different takes on this but it sure does seem like there are a LOT of Eagles fans here

watching baseball

There's the Nola I know!!!!

Why is Drew Brees doing a commercial for a car insurance company that just had to pay $10 million to settle an FTC complaint because they were scamming customers

HOLY SHIT WHAT A CATCH

Is that former Phillie Gregory Soto

One of my friends keeps referring to Frankenstein as "Frank" in the group chat. As if it's her coworker

I just think that Wagner Moura

you can't make me know who the woke ginger is. you cannot force me to learn this information

We're getting work done in the office so I get to listen to the most hoagiemouthed dudes discuss repairs all day and it is delightful