Abbott always owns our ass what did we expect

Ah, well

looking downright ominous at CBP right now

I didn’t really care but yikes for buffalo

wooooooooooooo

A series sweep I didn’t know they were allowed to do that etc

I’m having a lot of fun

This is like cocaine

wow who are these Phillies I’m watching

Who has the bigger elimination game meltdown between Tobias and harden in cavs pistons game 7 tonight

Yaaaaaay

Hell yeah Crawford

the Phillies love going off whenever an authority figure has been removed. we should fire a coach every month

Okay trea no more abs challenges for you

YEAH YOU SLOW ASS MFER

disastrous AB from my guy

HES BLOCKING THE BAG!!!!

oh my god, kyle!!!!!!

gained a new pettiest thing that will make you close a fic: the author keeps calling old fashioneds "old fashion"

the indignity of having to look up where the basketball game is playing

Okay I’m here now the Phillies can start winning

HOLY SHIT VICTOIRE

thank god for kyle schwarber

buffalo. you are choking. stop it.

wait the eagles' schedule sucks so bad. two games in four days and then less than a month later 2 games in five days? both after the bye? yeesh!

oh no. the Phillies have the bases loaded. ranger's gonna cooly field his way out of this with a double play ball

hm. I love my birds i don't know if I care about the eagles enough to watch them play the jaguars at 9:30 am on a Sunday if the weather's nice. hopefully it's raining

ranger vs luzardo aka cutie pie vs baby girl

the high I get watching 3 games at once (sans quad box) and still manage to see crazy shit like 3 goals in >2 mins in BUF-MTL game. that's why we play the game etc

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

watching pistons-cavs is a form of self-harm for me and i've been watching

new manager. same shit!

im 17 and I'm SCARED of mustache-less Tanner Banks

You’re welcome

Turned off the Phillies game to give them a chance

Yay. Sell the team. Or maybe we could get Josh Harris arrested or something

kyyyyyyle!

let’s go flyers 4 eva

FLOPPPPPPPPED

*bravely* I think both the sixers and flyers are more likely to lose than win their series now that they’re both down 2-0

Holy shit stott!

No I just want to know why they’re calling a man named Spencer “Cobra”

Gelof’s hair looks so stupid under his hat

Whenever I get a minor injury (currently: two sprained fingers on my dominant hand), I try to imagine playing a professional sport with the injury. Like I’m not even brushing my hair cause it’s too hard, can’t imagine trying to shoot a basketball

Hudson and Connor both flopped at their first met gala together, in solidarity <3

this is so corny lmaooooo

these refs are calling an insanely weird game

Why are nhl broadcasts always plagued by demonic audio

Vladar’s not allowed to defend himself. That’s soft

Jesus Christ that was a great play by faucher