Econ101?

Do you know what % of medical residents are on H1B visas. Congrats on your healthcare getting worse!

Quite possibly the nerdiest Lunch with the FT we've ever run, featuring the inelastic markets hypothesis, 'econophysics', the Black-Scholes model's weaknesses and several drive-by shootings of economists. www.ft.com/content/6f54...

Dreams do come true…. Even if it takes time!

Hey @keubiko.bsky.social - look at our bag of $INTC getting a little lighter today!

is someone cutting onions in here?

No shit. And when one as flawed as him says that, you know that you have a real problem

Here in the US, that would be extra stock options

Thank god someone said this out loud.

Hey ChatGpT, how do I short the private credit market?

So we celebrate Labor Day to thank the laborers who we exploit? Or what’s the story here? Or do we donate to Alligator Alcatraz today for labor internment camp? Or what? I don’t see us valuing labor much here. What am I missing?

Buy stocks?

We pray because it allows us to shirk responsibility and accountability. We pray because we do not want to lose votes from the gun lobby. We pray because we choose to be helpless to act. Hence, we pray!

That time of the year …

I’m here @timwalzparody.bsky.social - how I find you at the fair?

I don’t love him as a candidate. But you got to respect the campaign!

No problem, they can’t read anyway

Recent photo of MAGA thanking law enforcement in DC

This is incredible. Thanks to @duncanweldon.bsky.social for reposting this.

Made the mistake of flying @ryanairofficial.bsky.social due to lack of choice. Hard NO next time. Shit effing airline….

What watching business/markets coverage feels like right now:

Congrats on the self goal America.

I just died!

Well this doesn't look great

The fact that 12% of federal judges are black is obviously DEI. The fact that 50% are part of a right wing legal cult that about 5% of law students belong to is a sign of meritocracy.

Is this AI?

when I was salestrading, every block that went up in any of my clients' names made me furious that it wasn't me w my travel biz, now I feel that way about every friend / acquaintance / mutual / rando on my social feeds that is on a trip somewhere and didn't book thru me 😂

The perfect headlines does not E X I s T

RIP

How many pairs of jeans is normal to own?

A CEO today me this today “My core message to the team was - vision without execution is hallucination”

Whether it's Hillary Clinton wearing pantsuits or Donald Trump drawing naked women in a letter he sent to a pedophile, both candidates took a provocative approach to women's attire.

Hey @kylietcheung.bsky.social - I am happy to pay for an Econ class for you.

New 2 minute 🌮 On Fed Chair ….

“…he presented his Texas ID, Social Security card and a wallet-sized birth certificate. The agents refused to believe he was a citizen and took him into custody. “I told them we had rights and asked to make a phone call. But they told us, 'You don't have rights to anything'," Galicia told the paper”

Your crazy stat for the day!

This is….Beautiful!

Living in the city (NYC), every time I visit a mall in Jersey, it just feels weird. Period.

This!

The problem with trading government services for tax cuts is that there are a lot of essential services where no amount of additional money in your pocket makes up for their loss. The DOGE dividend was a lie.

SOUND ON

today in odd M&A counterparties *UNILEVER SELLS VENEZUELA ICE CREAM OPERATION TO TRUCK FIRM MACK

Extreme Greed

I’m surprised people aren’t referring to Grok as GReich.

This is from Grok. You decide if you want to support America’s Party and Felon Musk

$TSLA 😢

Frame this

So I found my pole today!