This furniture chain owner became a Baltimore cop. Now he’s federally indicted

We were all wondering what kind of woman would be attracted to Stephen Miller and, well

I never gossip. Except to save a soul. Or a conversation. So you won't catch me repeating the rumors about JD Vance and Erika Kirk.

They're calling him the most French man in history

The group chat pings around school drop-off and dismissal time. “All quiet at [Elementary School X],” one message says, or “smooth sailing at [Middle School Y].” Neighbors are on heightened alert because a federal government helicopter has been doing laps over our communities…

Home Together. #Superman

This is a great thread! Well worth your time.

I'm 21 minutes into Witcher Season 4 Episode 1 and realize I have almost no recollection of season 3, including several characters. Most baffling of all is, who this guy is who's pretending to be Geralt, and how the hell is he fooling everyone? Surely Jaskier should notice!

I’m not going to take the turkey out of the freezer until it’s defrosted.

Instagram is a special place where you find out your cousin doesn't think anyone should get SNAP benefits.

No more flaming bags of poo on the porch, kids. Throw them from a safe distance like a Molotov cocktail.

Every church should be doing this, and if your church isn’t, you’re at the wrong church.

So, um, College Humor was prescient (watch the YouTube video link): youtu.be/CMkYw4dp_NI?...

*it was the chloride in salt, not the sodium (sodium would have made more sense)

If you ever feel insecure, just remember that someone asked ChatGPT how to replace sodium in their diet and it told them to use swimming pool cleaning chemicals instead of salt and they did

Many people are saying JD Vance had Charlie Kirk epsteined because Erica is his new couch.

Fun Fact - My old flatmate (Leigh) plays Abner in the latest Conjuring movie. Turns out monsters are much less scary when you remember them borrowing your perfume and calling you ‘Little Jedi’ whenever you wore your hooded dressing gown.

Corporate power is internationally coordinated. Resistance must be too.

Anybody who publicly complains about people getting public assistance to eat is just instantly telling the entire world that they are a heartless asshole.

Imagine if other Epstein associates were stripped of their titles and evicted from their homes for their activities. Or if the media even cared enough about them to investigate.

I guess someone heard from Tylenol’s lawyers.

when I worked in community services in the US, I helped fill out SNAP applications for people who'd once had successful careers as lawyers, healthcare professionals, bankers. The jaws of poverty can snap shut on anyone.

I cannot imagine giving a single fuck if someone is abusing SNAP. If it's that easy, maybe you should be too. Paying for groceries when the government can allegedly be easily scammed into buying them for you? Skill issue

Supposedly they are being replaced by Border Patrol because of their even MORE violent reputation if you can believe that!

Democrats and the majority must come up with a plan NOW on what to do when, not if, Trump and Stephen Miller go for martial law. People still aren't paying attention. Take them literally and seriously, folks.

I think his scientists should experiment on him…

Can’t a recent widow slip into her leather pants and lovingly caress the hair of prince weirdo on stage without people getting all gossipy about it?

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

Hooo boy will they regret this cuz we won’t get to 60 anytime soon but 51 yeah maybe

“Increasing the minimum wage will just push the prices up of everything.” My brother in Christ, I don’t know where you have been for the last 5 years, but they have done that anyway whilst minimum wage has remained the same.

The Christian right has long supported Israel not because they support American Jews or Israelis but because they believe total Jewish control of the region is a precondition for the Second Coming of Christ who would then rule the world from there. Great @sarahposner.bsky.social explainer here:

The Warrior of Light embarks on their next adventure in the Patch 7.4 main scenario! 🗺️

The people pulling this off aren’t geniuses, the populace is just dumb. I mean they gave us their villain monologue via Project 2025 and still folks thought it was a game. They aren’t smarter just more depraved.

PSA for today and maybe everyday from now on.

Exactly a week ago tonight, I bought an outstanding quesadilla from a food truck around the corner from my house. Sometime today, the man who smiled warmly and provided my meal to me, and literal shelter from a rainstorm, was kidnapped by paramilitary forces.

Louisiana Rep. Clay Higgins brazenly mocks SNAP families, proclaiming those lacking stockpiled provisions forfeit all aid and must abandon their alleged crack addiction, while a shutdown threatens 42 million with hunger. #GOPHypocrisy

JD Vance wants his wife to convert to Christianity.

WE can do this too.

NEW: Paul Newby, a born-again Christian, has turned his perch atop North Carolina’s Supreme Court into an instrument of political power. Over two decades, he’s driven changes that have reverberated well beyond the borders of his state. By @dougbockclark.bsky.social

Boy, North Carolina Republicans sure don't want the attached story to circulate. I sure hope that this stupid threat from their spokesperson doesn't boomerang on them and have a lot more people read and share the story, which once again, is conveniently attached below. That would be a shame.

A scawy movie fur Halloween 🎃 #catsofbluesky #Halloween #cat #rescuecat

FACTS about SNAP: -35% to white people (largest share) -90% to people born in 🇺🇸 -86% to households with kids -70% work full time but aren’t paid a living wage (aka corporate welfare)

We're going to introduce the kids to The Sixth Sense tonight. Pondering finding one or two other titles.

Johnson basically says it here