One of the hardest lessons of playing commander is that if your deck makes the game state too complicated they other players will straight up kill you

This is the best time in history to be reading challenging books. Unknown words can be looked up, and missing context can be researched, and you can do it without even putting the book down.

I guess we need a Star Wars adaptation of Mother Night so resistlibs stop falling for the "he was nice at dinner parties" routine

this is how i dress when i'm nothing like my father, but am my own man

Describing Moby Dick as "that book about the evil whale" and watching a lit major lose the light in his eyes.

Starting a new philosophy called "Two things can be bad at the same time"

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

At long last we can enjoy the adventures of Don Quixote, from the book "Don't Enjoy the Adventures of Don Quixote."

The only headline in this vein I'd like to see is "Tech CEO Says Dumbass Thing Not Worth Worth Sharing"

White house officials are circulating the following photo of a suspect in the case:

Bouba and Kiki in: The mystery of the Time-ray #art #doodle

Thought of another fun exercise everyone can try: turn Bouba and Kiki (of the Bouba/Kiki Effect) into characters that fit your own tastes and interests

Weird how this never applies to the Second Amendment.

Naming my next DnD character Eyenbite of Inwit so the group knows I've read Ulysses

Used this card a lot, because it had aura. Did I understand how it worked? No.

See, there's this place called the Reflecting Pool in the capitol, and it's both a place to reflect, and a place that reflects the state of the larger nation, see? So the reader is constantly being told "this is a place to reflect" and seeing all the corruption and incompetence. You get it?

Become ungovernable

All this to distract from her boyfriend kissing another dude smh

You've Evan'd your last essence.

My only hope is that the DNA of Destiny spreads through the industry as all the talented people who made the game find new homes.

Europeans when they talk about air conditioning:

You can definitely memento mori too hard. But it’s important to memento a little mori

Quote your Elder Scrolls Apocalypse job. I'm the guy who makes sure currency in dungeons are current

If I was allowed to design a magic set it would be slivers vs. eldrazi and afterwards I would be fired into the Sun for my crimes

There is Lightfall discourse on Bluesky. Could this be related to my visions...?

Literary analysis is the process of learning through hours of extensive study that your gut reaction was the correct one

Why do they keep The Ooze from us?

"death of the audience" is genuinely unironically good advice for anyone who wants to make anything

Tell Me I’m Pretty - 18x24” acrylic on canvas. Available.

MAN: Hello, police? It's a terrible thing, you see, my wife was killed last night, I was hoping you could send someone to investigate OFFICER: Certainly sir, the great detective Columbo is in town. Go and see him, he will solve the case MAN: Ah, I see, very good. Oh, officer, just one more thing,

I want to know who designed the mini on this cover. It's like the marvel helicarrier and a star destroyer had a baby, but it's so unmistakably Warhammer-coded. It's art, is what I'm saying.

Destiny is iOS, Warframe is Linux

Don’t really follow basketball but am by osmosis acquiring a fear of a possibly supernatural malignant entity known as ‘Wemby’

Evidently there is a man named Wemby and he is bad.

"bidoof" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey classist tbh

My mint? Retrograde. My conviction? Gifted. My fate? Edging.

It's funny seeing the Final Fantasy players talk about this thing because I only know it from the Monster Hunter crossover and I love it.

MARVEL AT DEEZ NUTS

The man who carries ranch in his pocket is a fool every day but one.

as someone who grew up Mormon I spent a lot of time on "should Christian be limited to anyone who believes the Nicene Creed or can you self-identify" discourse so when I got exposed to "who counts as a lesbian discourse" I was like. ah yes.

Time is a liminal space. We aren't meant to stay here.

QTP with your favorite Fairy-type Pokemon!

AI hallucinations happen because of all the "wrong answers only" posts in the training data

I try all things; I achieve what I can.

Maybe this is because I spent all weekend listening to the Behind the Bastards orgasm cult episodes, but this feels homoerotic in a cultish way

How do these little fucking things have toes? Insane. I love it.

Got the new pondering cube and it sucks. I keep cutting myself on the edges and all my scrying spells were designed for spherical surfaces so I can't fucking see anything. Had to replace all my orb holders for cube ones and now it would cost too much to swap back.

Just popping in to say I'm my own person. I'm not like my father, Jabba the Hutt.