I think about cats all of the time.

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

All of my cat loving friends must watch this show. (ATTN: @kriskenard.bsky.social @tavie.bsky.social @eehouls.bsky.social @therachel.bsky.social )

No, Gen Z is being forced to take multiple part time jobs in addition to a full time job because no one can afford to live on what they make with one job.

Euphoria was created by a white guy who is close to my age and who fetishizes young people in a way that feels icky. That is what I got from the few episodes I have seen.

@therachel.bsky.social Rachel, I need to talk with someone about the feud between Jack White and The Black Keys. I didn’t know this was even a thing until last weekend.

Should I go get ice cream at Fred’s on 54th and Chester before they close at midnight?

I hate the idea of being a disembodied head so much that I won’t even put my head in those wooden things at fairs.

Cats are great. Especially my Groucho. Happy #Caturday!

Every photograph from the set of Arnold’s Conan the Barbarian films is a miracle

One of the funniest rock feuds ever is Jack White vs The Black Keys.

Happy Birthday, @tlachtga.bsky.social! Cannot wait for June 26th.

Waiting for Zoom Meeting

my special interests are manga, hating ai, and pointing out when someone is a scientologist

@reforest-kelley.bsky.social I wore my “Friend of Garak” in San Francisco yesterday. A woman in comic book shop I went to absolutely loved it.

Trump bringing Bette Davis energy to Mueller’s passing.

People I know in my age range who are parents are so annoying. Impossible to be around them for long stretches.

Attn @therachel.bsky.social:

I can’t wait to see what Grogu looks like when he’s 300.

F1 got robbed.

Please don’t die Jello Biafra. Please.

Just a bizarre story about that time Jan Berry of Jan and Dean recorded a pro Vietnam war song:

I am going to be traveling on a plane for the first time in my life in a couple of weeks. I am 45 years old. Better late than never.

@therachel.bsky.social This is god awful:

“Look I made a hat”

Do you think Jeffery Epstein ever told anyone to call him J EP (like JLo)?

Hitler was an asshole. I am sorry. I know many of you are surprised to hear this.

Chris Collingsworth is obnoxious.

I love the latest episode of @maryvsmovies.bsky.social. It was great hearing @zizpa.bsky.social come to realization that he is a horse girl.

The cover letter is the worst part of applying for jobs.

@julieklausner.bsky.social Is there any possibility of you doing a Liza book release special for Patreon subscribers?

Trying to remember the things I can control and take ownership of those things.

I don’t want to be young again. I just want to live a good life with the time I have left.

Nancy 1/29/26, Nancy and Sluggo Visit Philadelphia Part 4

Nancy 1/27/26, Nancy Visits Philadelphia Part 2

Cherelle Parker is such a phony.

I hate when people I hate like the things I like.

@tlachtga.bsky.social @zizpa.bsky.social I love the Ida Morgenstern of “Andor”.

I had dinner with @tlachtga.bsky.social and @zizpa.bsky.social on Saturday. They are as thoughtful and funny in real life as they are on “Mary Versus the Movies”. To quote Gonzo: “There’s not a word yet, For old friends who just met”.

I still believe JD Vance is fucking Erika Kirk.

Good evening

Still obsessed with Lee Ving guest starring on “Who’s the Boss?”.

So this doc coming out in a few days on “The Frugal Gourmet” is something I will be watching.

Hey pot, let me introduce you to my friend kettle.

Elon Musk keep that name out of your filthy mouth

@lukekerr.bsky.social “Beyond the Gates” needs Victoria Rowell. Even if it is just for a temporary role.

I love Philadelphia

This is the Fluffs. He lives with us.

Don Francisco is not even his real name. He is German. His family fled to Chile during World War II.

Went down a Sábado Gigante rabbit hole today. Don Francisco was not a great guy.