lol dude looks like shit

This is EXACTLY the kind of voicemail I like to get.

Pluribus was really good. Liked it a lot. 👍

Bookshelf Balrog

Millennial Gandalf / Gen X Gandalf

We were listening to the Cameron Winter solo record in the car yesterday and my wife said that he sounds like Rufus Wainwright covering Tom Waits. Best description I’ve heard so far!

Bought my first cigarette card today! It’s from 1910 which officially makes it the oldest card in my collection by about 40 years.

If Letterboxd asked me my four favorite movies on the red carpet of some premiere I would just bang them off. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. No, “Only four?! It’s soooo tough haha”

“Rosie’s gotta think about her whole life before doing a karaoke version of Golden from KPop Demon Hunters”

Got all my favorite monsters for Christmas!

Finished reading The Count of Monte Cristo last night. It ruled.

Opened a box with my nephew today and pulled an actual major hit. 😀

Good White Elephant gift?

Adam & Eve not Zoltan & MurderBot S9-4000

Sorry I don’t know what’s wrong with me

Putting this on the back windshield of my wife’s car as a fun bit.

Now do a silly one.

Bought Microsoft Flight Sim today. First flight immediately crashed into the Delaware (inevitable). On the second flight I was able to do a low pass over my house. 👨‍✈️

Same way I found out about Epstein

I’ve always said this.

Pro Tip: Name your fantasy team something fun, and then change it out of frustration mid-season after you go 1-7.

Oh shit

Good guitar for beginners?

There’s a character in the F1 movie whose character arc is that she learns to pick up her air wrench during pit stops. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

I like how simply put this is.

Good move imo

One of the funniest moments of my life: About 25 years ago I worked at a particular fancy hotel. My boss shared an office with the hotel’s business center. I walked in one morning to get my marching orders for the day, said “Waddup boss?” and he just gives me this nervous look like I should stfu…

This just happened in my fantasy football league. 👴

Very happy that I don’t have to burn this.

Super Bowl Appearance-> Bad Vibes Super Bowl Appearance-> Bad Vibes Could be worse!

I’m about 95% sure that this was me in the liner notes of this Belle & Sebastian album but it was about twenty years ago and I can’t be sure.

There are some things that you never forget, and Jeff Kent “washing his truck” is one of them.

The cheesesteak place near my work has this photo up in the window. No idea who this is but it looks like Frank Nitti from The Untouchables.

🎶 Out on the road today, I saw a Go Birds, Dickhead sticker on a Hyundai Elantra 🎶

Wow… what a surprise!

Double Gloves ✅ Tiny Hands ✅ This seriously might be my new favorite card.

Had a dream the other night where I invited my next door neighbors over, sat them down, and insisted they watch The Brutalist with me. They were (very understandably) mad.

The Four Tops are performing at the Philly Thanksgiving Day parade.

Need it to snow this year so we can watch it.

This is the best day of my life.

🥰 DeVonta Smith 🥰

Bought my first Koufax card today. I really like this pic because it looks like he just got some very confusing news.

Just watched Malcolm X for the first time since opening weekend, 1992. A true classic. I hope they show it in classrooms.

I finally made it. ✌️

Finished reading Say Nothing last night. Holy shit! What a book.

I bought a pair of gloves at REI last week and they’ve asked me to “share my experience” three times now. I bought a pair of gloves! This was not an important moment in my life!

Went out to dinner tonight. Got seated, the waiter did his spiel but something seemed a little off. We opened up our menus and realized that we were at the wrong restaurant.

*RFK Jr Voice* I wANt u To hAVE MY babY