Phillies need a human sacrifice.

Honestly thought he was going to pack a gun then remembered that this is a purple dinosaur baseball mascot for children.

Why?

Does Shane Gillis have a job? Every time I see him he’s doing pre-game hype ups.

The Phillies: “Everything is fine. We’ll turn things around soon enough.” The Phillies Subreddit:

What if The Departed was set in Chicago

What the government doesn’t want you to know ⬇️

This truly made me laugh today. What the hell is wrong with me.

I forgot about what having team you care about in the NHL Playoffs was like and my heart is taking a beating.

Much better than watching the Phillies.

Tonight’s only highlight.

The Original Greaser Bob is probably the best character name I’ve ever seen.

Different, but same.

One of the “Geese are a PsyOp”threads on Reddit has devolved into an argument about time signatures, which is the Godwin’s Law of all musical discussions.

Mashin tates and blastin dogs tonight.

Really like this desperate plea from one of our neighborhood vintage shops.

When you’re out of ABS challenges and have to resort to violence.

Neil Young in The Last Waltz

Atrocious.

Trump posts like Gandhi in Civ

Out on the road today I saw a Juggalo sticker on a Cadillac

Probably one of the most frivolous purchases I’ve ever made but it was driving me nuts.

Tricia came home from work yesterday while I was practicing guitar and I heard claps from downstairs and she was like, “Yay! I can tell what song that was!” 🤣

The Phillies in Colorado

Kinda want this sweatshirt but I feel like it’s stolen… valor?

“Everyone loves a good song #1, but Auto Rock into Glasgow Mega-Snake… how did you know it would go so hard?”

Perfume Genius at the church last night. Great show! Want to see him with a full band next time he comes around.

The Polo Grounds: built during a time when people drank whiskey for breakfast.

The two books I read last week. Wasn’t expecting Wise Blood to be so weird (loved it). Flesh was really good/ sad. Really liked the main character.

I think the Phantic is the only one happy about the weather. 🥶

Baseball is back and the word on the street is, “baseball”.

My boring but probably right 2026 MLB Prediction: Yankees vs. Dodgers in the World Series. Yankees win this time.

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Out of the blue, my wife just asked me if CC Sabathia has extra fingers.

Why didn’t he do anything?

Men only want to hear these nine words and a jumbled date.

Anyone else catch this over the weekend or am I trapped in a bad dream?

Could not care less about the Harry The K’s thing at the ballpark. They have a statue of the guy in Ashburn Alley. I think that’s more than enough.

They should make a baseball cap without the button on top that hurts like hell when you bump it getting out of a car.

Can’t wait to get stuck behind Adolis Garcia’s monster truck on the Schuylkill

Everyone sucks except for Bryce Harper 🇺🇸

I was playing so hard and shittily last night that my pick shredded.

Tennessee is such a fun state name. Doesn’t get enough credit.

F1 got robbed.

It’s Hollywood’s biggest night.