My favorite Reddit posts of the week.

I’ve decided that the funniest music to bump from a tricked out Honda Prelude during Spring Break 2004 is Disintegration Loops.

Was looking to buy a nice James Wood rookie and as luck would have it, pulled one out of a pack instead.

I legitimately forget that he’s even on the team for weeks at a time so this shouldn’t affect my life.

Bread Boxes: The perfect thing to put your bread on top of.

Learned how to play Karma Police (badly) and all four chords of The Passenger (badly) today and it feels amazing. 🎸

I hope The Beatles movie is 50 scenes exactly like this… John to Ringo: “Play it better you weird little gremlin” Ringo: *Stares into void for ten seconds, falls off his stool* Paul: “Awaaa hoochie coo babble de boo” George: *Perusing wide-brimmed hats in the Harrod’s catalog*

it looks as though first lady melania trump is making the leap to the silver screen. perhaps now that they have a movie star in the white house, they will be redecorating the oval office with red carpet 🎬

So sorry to hear this. Seemed like a great guy and I really enjoyed his work.

Listening to a live version of Who Could Win A Rabbit and it’s awesome, but I’m also cracking up picturing my dad listening to this.

Hell yeah buddy thats two free flash sale movies.

I love how this ad for Michael Shannon’s REM cover band makes it look like he’s testifying in front of Congress

Watching this now since I shoveled all day yesterday.

This administration is truly on the ropes of they’ve lost the support of ball players who look like this.

That was such a terrible game (kinda loved it).

If I were an NFL Linebacker and the opposing QB called me out as The Mike I would straight up blush.

This is you. Yes… YOU.

F1⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Just successfully changed my car battery.

Appel moi, “Monsieur Cool” 😎

One guy owning it, one guy slightly embarrassed.

That was some damn good football.

My neighbor just tried to slip me a twenty for shoveling her sidewalk. Movie night!

It’s funny that U2 were so big at one point that they decided to release a single where The Edge just mumbles over a backing track.

The Dodgers may be good this year. Definitely a team to watch.

“The crowd was sparse and the beer lines were long at the old stage behind the cemetery that night. No one knew that they were watching what would become 2025’s buzziest band.”

I bought a beginner’s model Fender Strat a few weeks ago and it’s been insanely fun learning how to play. Got to the point last night where I wasn’t thinking too much and could bop along to the few chords I know. Felt awesome.

My nephew is not taking the Ranger Suarez news very well.

Took my first dip into Shirley Jackson’s work last night. Creeped me out in a big way. A++

Looking forward to next week’s game against the Panthers.

Go Birds 🦅

Who would win a fight between Bruce Lee, Sinbad, and Hamlet? Hamlet apparently.

Vindicated!

He was actually on performance reducing drugs

🥹

I like that the Flyers have a twelve year old named Denver on the team.

The first thing I thought of when I saw this Spurs court was the Space Coyote from The Simpsons.

I’ll be in NY next month for work and thought to myself, “Hey maybe it would be fun to go see a game at The Garden.” 😣

lol dude looks like shit

This is EXACTLY the kind of voicemail I like to get.

Pluribus was really good. Liked it a lot. 👍

Bookshelf Balrog

Millennial Gandalf / Gen X Gandalf

We were listening to the Cameron Winter solo record in the car yesterday and my wife said that he sounds like Rufus Wainwright covering Tom Waits. Best description I’ve heard so far!

Bought my first cigarette card today! It’s from 1910 which officially makes it the oldest card in my collection by about 40 years.

If Letterboxd asked me my four favorite movies on the red carpet of some premiere I would just bang them off. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. No, “Only four?! It’s soooo tough haha”

“Rosie’s gotta think about her whole life before doing a karaoke version of Golden from KPop Demon Hunters”

Got all my favorite monsters for Christmas!