hello butterfly 🦋

not gonna get involved with jd vance’s bsky but i hope he puts a sawn off into his mouth and pulls the trigger

hey just a heads up, your phone battery's at 8%. might wanna charge it

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

impressive to see a columnist in the Times Union (@joyceb10.bsky.social) say this this plainly www.timesunion.com/sports/artic...

i want luigi in latex on my desk by friday

I’ll be honest. I didn’t like this album very much. Maybe I got my hopes up with an album title like ‘Quest for Blood’, but this didn’t hit for me nearly as much as I wanted. It felt very low energy and timid, like it kept teasing something bigger that never comes.

sabrina car from fortnite

WORLD PEACH🍑

God…this album was so close to being great. Genuinely a fantastic first half of some of Mayfield’s grooviest stuff that feels so much more refined than Roots, but it just doesn’t hold through till the end. The second half isn’t bad at all, but I feel like the first half is just better written and +

I’m 28 today. :)

hey all 👋 have any of you recently committed any crimes? happy to snitch on you if so, please dm

The coolest part of the Nintendo Switch 2 event was this TV at check in that had a incredible low resolution image of Mario for no conceivable reason

So glad I have a reason to repost my video:

*breathing heavily* i like daisy’s new outfits a normal amount ……….

“Now that my wife has left me for this defamation case and me owing 350,000 to billy mitchell, i don’t have the funds nor the ability to get a good meal. That’s where today’s sponsor, Factor comes in—“

spiderman WHAT

*me, filibustering* and now I am going to describe each one of the 28,479 screenshots on my phone

wish I was here

If you play music out of your phone speakers in public, there is a place in hell for you.

Anthony Kiedis would be such a good Wendy’s manager if he didn’t have more talented friends

A SHRIEK FROM SPACE A MANGLED YELL DRAGON DESCENDS WELCOME TO HELL #art #kglw #kinggizzard

Week? More like strong. 💪🏽

So like...this was really close to getting on my shit list. The first half of this movie is so god damn long and NOTHING happens. Han gets freed and that's it. Great. Then when that's over, there is only like AN HOUR LEFT. And let me just say, I never felt comfortable with Leia's slave outfit.

I think I can say that this is for sure my favorite Star Wars film. A New Hope is great, but this just feels so much more intense. I love so much about this film, how they build so many character arcs, and how they just make everything have stakes and weight. So much of this movie works so well.

no thoughts in his head

new Chikorita form for Legends ZA

as much there’s a lot of doom and gloom it’s encouraging to see posts about people fighting back

this is what pat looks like in every photo

How to change a swastika that cant be removed

ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened

Oh wow a what a week huh

Maybe corny but it was helpful for me to hear Henry Rollins saying "this is not time to be dismayed, this is punk rock time, this is what Joe Strummer trained you for... You can be thunderous in your own life, to the eight people around you. That rubs off... Goodness is viral"

me if y’all even care

when i get my credit card bill after some gizz shenanigans:

Last night, my mother and I were the victims of a hit and run. We are fine, but the car is done for as the result of a broken axle. We left scrambling and panicking in a week where we are moving into a new home. Please read, RT, and donate if you can. 🙏🏽 www.gofundme.com/f/support-a-...

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

A menace 😂

happy super bowl sunday this movie is bad

I don’t believe I ever said this to anybody, but I fucking hate Jack Black. I never found him particularly that funny, I’ve found him to be more of a caricature than a human being, and he’s a two-faced worm who’d probably sell his dog for a hamburger. That being said, yeah this move was fun.

i don't care how moist this critical guy is i'm NOT interested