nobody: my brain, on repeat: esqueefies. oye siri. what. dat. mean. KWEEF. fart baginai? oh shet!

pretty sure it's the author's ghoulish obsession with crushing trans people out of existence but what do I know

if you can avoid it don't partner with someone that will leave you after nearly 15 years together. 0/10 do not recommend

today I learned that a bird's loyalty is fickle, because although my old bird does not care much for the new bird, it sure didn't stop my old bird from attacking me when I toweled his brother to do his toes

I wrote a pantoum about Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein and familial estrangement due to my queerness. I love the film so much that I've watched it 3 times since it came out, and according to GDT, that means I'm married to it. Delighted to have my poem featured in @longconmagazine.bsky.social

me, multiple times during every episode of heated rivalry: AND WHAT IF I THREW MYSELF OFF A CLIFF

I think the thing that a lot of people aren't getting yet is that your status as a human being is revocable. It's not a crime to do these things, it's not morally reprehensible if they don't see you as a person.

Made it through the first week of 2026

Rest in power, Renee Good. 💔

“i want back my rocking chairs, / solipsist sunsets, / & coastal jungle sounds...” A poem by Renee Nicole Good, who was murdered by ICE earlier today. lithub.com/renee-nicole...

when the hell did I become mayor age

can't wait to do my yearly tarot divination ritual and be absolutely devastated by how accurate last year's reading was when I read it again tonight

is it even Christmas if you don't lose it over your gravy separating? 🥴

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

A fascinating side-effect of going through a separation as an auDHD adult is rediscovering (or becoming aware of) the systems and tools that I was not able to maintain with another body in the house. 🧵

so you're telling me that our city spends over 100% more on cops than other comparable cities, but we approved the RPS budget, and now we're talking about cutting transit? genuinely get fucked, #yqrcc. your priorities are not what is actually best for the people.

The craziest thing about being in a tiny minority that still masks is that I've gotten sick literally 2-3 times in the last ~6 years and every flu season/COVID spike/Norovirus wave I just watch people willingly get sick repeatedly because they don't want to mask. It works, idk what to tell y'all.

I love love love that they hired a painter to do these portraits and then acknowledged her by name. Artists of all kinds supporting each other is so beautiful.

I've gone 6+ years without a bird masturbating in my house and then I bring in a new bird and it turns out he masturbates 😑

If anyone were to ask me what inconsequential conspiracy theory I have, it's that I think in the factories where they box the christmas mandarin oranges, it's some guy's job to put a single, slightly spoiled orange into every box so that they all go bad more quickly.

I remember when it wasn't ok to use Wikipedia as a citation but sure, let's all turn to the poopy barfy slop machine for all of our information

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

Just gutted to hear about the loss of Alice Wong today. I wouldn't be who I am today without the work and presence of other disabled folk, including Alice. Our community weeps. 💖

Just an incalculable loss from which we won’t soon recover. Alice was the best of us and I hope we all do (or keep doing) the kind of good work that burnishes her memory. Fuck ableism. “Don’t let the bastards grind you down.”

youtube's autodubbing may be one of the most heinous and unnecessary features, I hate it so much and WHY IS IT AUTOMATICALLY ENABLED 😭

my gf and I are on the season of Angel where Cordelia is pregnant with Connor's child and frankly I need Joss Whedon to be stoned in the town square for this

there's something just so aesthetic about pulling up to the gym in hello kitty sweatpants and leg pressing >550lbs

nothing improves your perceptions of your first nightmare pet more than a second pet because why does this new mf not understand the concept of "no" like damn

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

im sorry bbno$ for thinking you were just a walking meme and not a musician I was truly not familiar with your game

I finally removed my relationship status with my partner on fb and IMMEDIATELY AFTER the tab appeared for fb dating. perhaps learn to read the room, meta, jesus christ

my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract

Nurse at my vax appt: How are you today? Me: alright N: Feeling healthy? Me: yep N: no health conditions? Me: oh no, so many

ssis is turning me evil

TFW you clean all the floors in your house and you can walk barefoot without the immediate need to put socks on 😌

I cannot express how many fucking times I've been excited to start a movie on crave only to find out it's the fucking french dub version and there's no english version available. me and my gf fucking hate you

sometimes I think I'm kinda strong and then I am immediately humbled by the cable machine

welp in the last 24 hours my girlfriend and I have killed 30 flies and have torn my house apart looking for the source but haven't found anything so if you'll excuse me I'm going to go have nightmares about maggots

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

listen you might feel ugly today but I guarantee your lesbian gf does not think you are

tsk all y'all downing Tylenol to get on my level when I was born this way, au naturale

that feeling when you ask for something and you get it but it feels like a curling finger on a monkey paw

me, watching life of chuck: I feel nothing me, the same night, seeing a man with a blow up alien on the front of his motorbike that he turns to wave at me: actually humankind is beautiful

one of my favourite things about DS9 is its insistence that Garak, that spiteful and mean old queen, likes women

there isn't much that's more humbling than finding out your hyperlexic ass has been pronouncing yet another word wrong your entire life because you obtained your entire extended vocabulary through reading