I may not be too interested in the reasons, but I sure love seeing Garth Marenghi showing up in my feed.

It’s not all good news. The officer is suing for au bon pain and suffering.

Californians Approve Measure To Redraw ‘Garfield’ https://theonion.com/californians-approve-measure-to-redraw-garfield/

Where are the Pluribus reviews!? Am I expected to watch a TV program without being told it’s amazing first?

Going to go out on a limb and say Zohran’s position that things should be affordable and everyone should be able to live a dignified life resonated with people a lot better than Biden/Harris’s “Well… uhhhh… actually… the economy is good.”

I feel very fortunate that the image of @andyrichter.co takes over my brain any time I happen to hear “You Gotta Be” by Des’ree. youtu.be/eLuizZJ42bE?...

If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.

Nearly a Million Leches Ready to Move to NYC if Cuomo Becomes Mayor: poll

Venmo pay with organs

My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”

What is the point of music streaming services, if you have a hankerin’ to hear a song only to find it's been pulled?

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

New Cover for The @newyorker.com For more go to www.christophniemann.com/detail/nyerc...

treat yo self!!!

I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

I was so close to leaving the house like this. Also, I need to paint the landing. #ADHD

Half-moon

You can go mostwhere in the all the beefy rugged pleasure of the 2024 Trail-Raisened Prumby Gummer with Tired Wheels, All-family Stew Pockets, and "Clam Mode" you'll be toddling all over creation Prumby: Drive What Cars You

An underappreciated improvement in the world is how YouTube comments used to be the stupidest place on the internet and now somehow the top comment is always a pretty funny joke, a fascinating episode from someone’s life, or the most heartbreakingly poignant shit you ever heard

Let’s talk about AI art. theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art

Classic

Welp. It’s been an interesting experiment.

Yo La Tengo - "From a Motel 6", live on “Late Night with Conan O'Brien”in ‘94. Just the best, that’s all. #FlashbackFriday youtu.be/eBa_UVG136A?si… via @YouTube

Seems like it would be pretty savvy for all comedians to have price lists for topics that you want them to avoid.

So it's the end of September, which means the end of our 2025 Subscription Drive at Episodic Medium. Our last ever 20%-off discount. An introductory discount on our Loyal Viewer tier. If you've ever thought about supporting our work, no better time than now.

Dry Cleaning announce new album 'Secret Love' produced by Cate Le Bon — hear "Hit My Head All Day"

Tom Clancy’s All-Hands Meeting

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

me: what do you recommend? waiter: oh. uh. the water is good me: I already have water waiter: oh right right. uh. how is it? me: sublime

Panda Bear is somewhere in this picture. Can you find him?

Now we’re talkin’!

I'm a single issue voter, and my issue is "the government shouldn't be fascist."

New @heladonegro.bsky.social? The same week we get new Thundercat music? What did I do to deserve this?

Sometimes you need a really fun song that maybe rips off the Pixies, and has a very cathartic verse full of F-bombs.

This is Holly. She won't fall sleep until she's been given her stuffed cow. 13/10 sweet dreams Holly (TT: hollythebluestaffy__)

King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard's albums are now "name your price" on @bandcamp.com

People are yelling to them to stay strong. The agents are in the back yard.

“It borrows the elastic, ingratiating tone not only of Reservation Dogs, but of other past quirky gems like Terriers and Lodge 49, and on top of that adds a healthy splash of Big Lebowski-style ludicrousness.” Sounds like this show was tailor made just for me. It has an unbelievable cast, as well!

In a world of shit, let’s tune out

Some lovely music from Crumb vie KEXP for your Friday.

AirPod option to increase volume when someone talks to you

The 2pm announcement is just to let everyone know there is an “S” in #spellingbee today.

My favorite article in the latest print edition of The Onion

Taylor Swift Hints New Album Could Be About Her https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-hints-new-album-could-be-about-her/

I would love some sort of machine-learning functionality in Bluesky that would allow me to block skeets that contain screenshots from X.