Doctors will see a person who is 20 lbs overweight and urge them to lose weight and lie to them telling them they could die tomorrow from being that overweight but will look at a fully grown 6' tall woman weighing 98 pounds and be like "Pinnacle of health!"

there are a lot of people who think they're doing "activism" when what they're really doing is exposing all their minority friends to some of the most vile shit and dooming to the point it makes it hard for us to function.

Prepackaged items used to taste different. Like not in a good way. In a really weird way. I think prepackaged items taste better now. Less like they've been preserved for 300+ years

Male streamers when I mention hiding candy under my tits: uhhhhhhh okayyyyyy Female streamers when I mention hiding candy under my tits:

lmfao

Trans women: I'm going to be a beautiful chaotic trickster spirit Trans men: I'm gonna be fat and hairy and be gross and fight god for the fuck of it Nonbinary people: I literally just wanna make and eat soup and name myself after an inanimate object and like not exist for the next ten years or so

My sense of humor is someone (in a show! not irl!) saying "THINK FAST" and then immediately pelting the person in the head with a hard object

On a scale of one to ten, how trashy is it to sneak in candy under your fat tits? Asking for a me, bitch because I did that

Okay Avatar 3 was actually fuckin lit

the "you stupid poors don't know how good you have it, look at this chart dumbass" to "why is everyone yelling at me" pipeline

About to go radio silent and watch Avatar 3 in theaters. Everyone be horrible while I'm gone so it's not my problem!

Do you think Bill Clinton slapped him in the face with it?

Rushed up out of bed because I smelled smoke. Looked around, found nothing. Realized it was probably my neighbors using their smoker. Took the trash out and looked over. Smoker going with smoke. At least it wasn't a fire I need to worry about.

AO3 when I'm trying to not see m/any gender fics: DICKS AND BUTTS AND BALLS AO3 when I want 1 (one) f/f fic: no fuck you

If whoever is fucking with me thinks this will stop me. they're barking up the wrong tree. You can't stop me.

Hey so, liking the post is not helpful. Please either list a fic or leave it alone?

You do not, under any circumstances "gotta hand it to" Adolf Hitler

anyone know any good f/f omegaverse fics (preferably a fandom I can actually recognize but I know that most of you assume I like anime, I do not.)

Hey remember Shinzo Abe

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"

We gotta do something. The people who are supposed to be in charge either throw his ass in prison or we gotta do something. You can figure the fuck out what that something is but it has to be done. We can't sit back and watch this.

people seem to be taking this as some kind of tone policing instead of a marginalized person reminding marginalized people not to get the feds knocking on their door for a bluesky post. say fuck america and fuck trump and fuck fascism all you want, just don't publicly threaten government officials

Time to dust this one off again

If you're from Indiana, how many people that you personally knew had THE IU shirt. You know exactly which shirt I mean. Red with white lettering or the white shirt red lettering with red trim. Those are the only two shirts everyone fucking had. I had one because my cousin ended up going there.

I'm just gonna say, impeachment is the compromise. Because if there aren't impeachments across the board, it's an admission that the system as designed has failed and can't be trusted to work. And things never go well when you tell people to accept a failed system.

He's going to get us all killed if we don't DO something

Me, age 26: I don't get why people are so weird about aging Me, age 34: I get why people are so weird about aging now

Okay is it me or are a LOT of celebrities suddenly coming up dead under suspicious circumstances lately

In order for a meme reset to take place, teens have to stop fearing being seen as cringe. Hopefully Gen Alpha will see how shitty being afraid of joy made Gen Z and will do a 180. I wanna see Gen Alpha being fucking ANNOYING. Not being jerks, just being fucking annoying.

I think it's telling that non-veterans always get mad about pride month and use veterans as a crutch when not only are there several months and holidays for vets specifically, pride month shares many days in it with other communities with zero complaint, and frequently with celebration.

I don't think kids today have quite the same experience with suicidal thoughts as I did. This is not a fault that lies with them, it's not within their control. If a kid today tells a friend they're feeling like they want to commit suicide, that friend is much more likely to try and get help for

I fuckin KNEW it

So I had a WILD dream last night. I had moved into a new house and for some unknown reason, my best friend moved in with me and he had two dogs, a yellow lab and a beagle. He does have two dogs irl but neither of those breeds, so I'm walking around my new neighborhood and I find a witchy shop

Weird as fuck dream last night that I only have a whisp of left. Just an endless maze of cardboard, dry, dark, and foreboding. Set up like a city but it's covered on top and there are businesses but everything seems to stretch on forever like the backrooms. No entities but did not seem welcoming.

atp i do genuinely want to know what reason ppl feel compelled to be on the Nazi run, CSAM bot / AI overrun, pays-people-to-piss-you-off app over literally Anything else . at what point is it going to b enough to get u off of there

in case anyone missed it fuck twitter. stop using it. i dont wanna hear your defense of it anymore, genuinely

Gn chat! Love you all!! (Strawpage? They're so adorable and sweet 💚💜)

That's because KOSA is actually meant to deanonymize dissent against the regime while the guys making AI CSAM are its ardent supporters.

We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur

Hey I don't think you should use a website that generates CSAM on demand

so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform

There's a difference between being cheap and being poor. I'm poor.

The scam website that is trying to steal money from artists is back, new logo and... very hastily made website. Be wary of them, block and report and warn other artists.

I'm a jew but I'm not a

I'm NOT going to say what it is but I need you to know I changed my tumblr URL to something significantly funny

Every president ever has been paving the way for this shit to happen.