Who needs a village when you can have parking lots?

it’s so funny that you can just get a small animal and put it inside your house

CBC PEI morning host interviews CBC Ottawa morning show host about the potential for something to possibly happen that has already occurred. Somebody ram an icepick through my eardrums.

Well all the people who say “we need to hire the most qualified people” are getting a chance to run things and it turns out they aren’t qualified to shovel shit into a bucket.

if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

Last night Child: I think you should see this <sends link to Youtube video of the Kermit and Miss Piggy version of She Drives Me Crazy> Me: Yes, I have that entire album on CD downstairs

It’s important to have at least one person in your life who understands how important cabbage is.

I just opened a fortune cookie that said “You do not have to worry about your future”. There are two ways I could interpret that.

We Three Moms @cargobikeemoji.bsky.social @bunchbike.com @bikeloudpdx.bsky.social

God Rest Ye Merry Bicycle!

I hope this sets a precedent that transphobic policymakers choke on. www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...

When mad drivers tell you that you, a cyclist, don't belong on roads because you don't pay registration and the gas tax, show them the Road Damage Calculator. Compare, for example, the damage made by a small SUV and a longtail cargo e-bike. Very different orders of magnitude roaddamagecalculator.com

Because Trump is nothing, he is useful as a mirror. His success mirrors the dysfunctions of our politics & media. His support mirrors the resentments & fears of his supporters. His fearsome reputation mirrors the insecurities of the left. He is showing us what *we* are.

“We’re all in on providing power to Islanders” he mutters to himself as he resets all the clocks and timers for the third time this week.

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

You put a Rob Lantz in You take a Rob Lantz out You put a Rob Lantz in And you shake it all about You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around That’s what it’s all about. Good luck Mr. Dithers. You’re going to need it.

Biking is as easy as riding a bike

This is a since-deleted LinkedIn post from the marketing agency that created the since-deleted AI-generated McDonalds Christmas ad, and all I can think of is how the energy consumption must've been about on par with a small suburb or heavy industrial load to produce 30 seconds of slop everyone hated

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

Conspiracy theories are the research papers of the ignorant. Social media is where they publish those papers for peer review.

Just wanting to give a Tuesday morning shoutout to the protagonist in the song Let it Snow!, who had the foresight to bring with them on their sojourn a quantity of un-popped popcorn.

If you want to know who your city is actually built for, wait for it to snow. The machines get a heated red carpet. The humans get a frozen obstacle course.

Residents who wanted to shop local found only cannabis retailers left on main street, end up starting a jam band.

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

Ah, tourism. It will ever be thus.

If an organization is giving the treasonous conman, and extrajudicial murderer a “peace prize”, that’s a horrible organization.

I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.

I'm buying your LLM chatbot a nice magnet for Christmas

The war on christmas continues. thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion...

Wow, that’s a pretty big point of disagreement, NPR. Maybe someone could investigate which point of view is correct and report on the truth of the matter. Do you know anyone who does that sort of thing?

Am I presently in the midst of one of those recently advertised Maritime Electric rolling blackouts, or is this just an instance of the garden-variety neglect that we’ve all grown to expect?

Blue canarye yn the outlette by the lighte swicche Who waccheth ovir thee Make a litel dovecote yn thy soul

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

Waiting for my wife in the dentist’s office. Wishing this techno version of Carol of the Bells would go away (tbf, I feel that way about any version of that song)

who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there

Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market

Also a note, disclosing settlement details is a breach of the contract & it can be taken right back to court for the full award amount so I encourage everyone to just move on as we all are trying to do.

Great way to describe standing in a deep hole I guess

Our cities plan parking around peak usage and plan roads for rush hour, so they certainly believe in judging a transportation system by how well it works at its worst. This is a post about winter sidewalk and bike lane maintenance.

Whatever direction the wind is blowing, I guess. Editorially, MSM has a surplus of vanes and a lack of compasses.

I did not see myself writing my MLA and MP trying to provoke a constitutional crisis over a pair of Apple AirPods when I got up today, but here we are.

Here at the leading edge of medical technology…

a “Space Force”, if you will

It is wild, if not surprising I guess, that whether people could fly somewhere at Thanksgiving seemed to have more political effect than whether people could *eat* at Thanksgiving.

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

Just haven’t had the drive to get out and clean up the garden for the fall over the last few weeks, but finally got out today to cut back the sunchokes and bring some of them in. It looks like a bumper crop.

That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds

53 orbits around the sun and I’ve finally gotten around to making bearnaise sauce. I’ve clearly misused some of those orbits.

Cutting taxes makes life affordable and you can tell because we've been cutting taxes for 40 years and life has never been more affordable.