“Don Francisco is a German Jew not really Chilean or Latino” is blowing up on TikTok and Instagram.

Some opt for Hitler’s mother, I’m going for James Dyson’s.

The arbutus is ripe inland

I’m hosing a very small lizard for this very purpose.

imagine flying halfway around the world for a meeting that could’ve been an email and some guy with a hangover is just shouting at you that it’s against the rules to be fat or gay

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Going back in time to spend an hour next to Hegseth’s dad on a barstool telling him it’s ok to hug your son.

Video game human being rendering hasn’t improved in fifteen years.

In between Boer and Civil War reenactments who has time for this anyway.

Surprised? What do you think motherhood is?

The under-promoted finger severing and cauterizing feature

Good news from LAPD, they have just confirmed: they are not sure a crime has occurred.

Every white person in Torrance looks familiar to me

Nothing against authors with a thing for apples. Please don’t block me mister.

Wait up, based on Vineland? Interesting.

While there are folks still stuck on the lab leak theory of Covid, I’m now certain it was caused by the release of “Wanderers” in the prior summer.

LG TV software update: what if we made broadcast channel input volume like ten dB lower than the streaming apps?

Rarely has “they don’t feel pain like us” been a prelude to good things for “they”

So I’m a Hawaiian shirt guy now

Just for laughs, let's restart my #OldSchoolDungeonsAndDragons posts with another look at X3: Curse of Xanathon (1982), by Douglas Niles, which is in no way related to modern times!

Maybe we stop chasing these idjits.

Ants: pass, roll eyes Small white moth: pass, whatever Unidentified black beetle: pass, please Black fly larvae: pass with prejudice, uh-uh nope Small earthworms: ok, actually I’ll have one False widow spider: hell yeah gimme more right now human

Let’s just agree to disagree

Bargains, all

What the fuck?

Apprehensive honey bear

He’s a warrior for high quality furnishings

Once again, I implore folks, "The Atlanta Way" is supposed to be a pejorative, not a laudatory, term. (Below is apparently from a real event that happened.) 🤦‍♂️

So walk two please

Just the thing I need for my Christmas lights

So proud to be part of this excellent documentary on the perils of botched circumcisions. Mohels are already up in arms, one comparing my battered schlong to Israel's decimation of Gaza. It's super short (the doc, I mean), so give it a spin and decide for yourself!

Grateful the only vessel I en is a plastic kayak

Wish these “edgelords” would get their priorities straight

That’s unhinged for “yes”

I’m a loosey-jew with only four years of midcentury Midwestern Reform Sunday School and OSRUI summer camp education, but I had never heard of the Bukharians until this week.

The inside job is always projecting from inside the house.

Question is, what was god’s mom taking?

Can just anyone play the Hollywood Bowl?

“We couldn’t even send our kids to school here, you know what I mean?”

the carbon footprint was developed for british petroleum - so yes

Historians of science agree that the postdoc was invented just after the Western blot, as even the inventor wouldn't want to run one

That mustache.

Maybe.

“Thy brother’s wife? Seems real specific, chief.”

Found this little guy hiding by the dock doors this afternoon.

You clearly have a problem with hypocrisy

@ktla.com buhbye

NPR keep eating it

Name one Jesus-like thing he said