Lesson One: Why you must complete your thoughts online, leaving nothing to the reader's assumptions. (Yes, read the thread!)

Happy to be wrong. I thought Adam Foote would not be fired yet.

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO #GoHabsGo

This whole thing of the entire global economy now being based solely on gullible fascists selling each other magic beans would be much funnier if the global economy wasn't how I feed, clothe, and house myself.

Why are we doing this?

LARRY ROBINSON!!! 🤩 Un autre match des séries au Centre Bell, une autre légende des Canadiens pour porter le flambeau 🔥

You don’t need a Rockwell guy for this. This is not a Rockwell guy situation.

Born on this day: British tennis icon Andy Murray is a three-time Grand Slam champion and double Olympic gold medalist. Renowned for his defensive brilliance and resilience, the former world number one cemented his legacy as one of the greatest competitors

3 goals on 7 shots is not ideal. #gohabsgo

C'mon Avs, you don't want to have to play another game. Get it done in OT.

Omg they fucking did it! #Jays

And again!

TIL if you score an own goal in soccer, your name goes on the score sheet as the goal scorer for the opposing team.

Jays are making it interesting, at least.

Yesterday, I attended a workshop on systems thinking and political change, which included a presentation on the work of Donella Meadows, whose *Thinking in Systems* is a canonical work on the subject: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thinkin... 1/

Omg Mitch Marner hat trick the leaf fans must be steaming.

personally I think it's a very big deal that the Canada bureau chief for the @nytimes.com — certainly one of the highest-paid journalists in the country — asked an unspecified "AI tool" what Poilievre said & published its AI-hallucinated quotes in her reporting.

honestly, this is exactly what captain america’s shield should’ve sounded like in the films

Anyway, the Toronto Maple Leafs have missed the playoffs exactly twice in the last 11 seasons and received the first overall pick both times. Would be incredible good fortune if any of this was legitimate.

Literally where our political leaders need to stand up and take back control of what's going on. Techbros took it because we weren't even looking.

AI is like if every website now emitted a smell when you clicked on it. Why? “It’s the future! So we installed it everywhere!”

All I want is ONE designer brave enough to replace a row of Vancouver Specials with a "Vancouver Special Style" condo. I don't care if it's kida ugly. In fact, if it's a bit ugly it might be better. I just want to remember a little bit of the Vancouver that used to exist. hahaha

Playoff hockey could be a one-goal game or it could be a fourteen-goal game. You never know.

Bahaha who needs shots on net #goHabsgo

If the Habs win this one with 6 or 7 shots Tampa should have to move their team to Hamilton.

Rudy's funeral will be held at four seasons total landscaping.

Nick Suzuki you beauty! #goHabsgo

#GoHabsGo 🥅

I actually think rise in fascism is directly correlated with the disappearance of WWII vets.

Hyperfocus Potato

Bah!

The human heart was not created to withstand watching playoff hockey

Kerrisdale, Maple Ridge, Yaletown

my favorite part of people telling us not to eat ultra processed foods is that it always stops there. no suggestions for how to make this a systemic change, no effort to limit availability of ultra processed foods. it's just "you know the food that's everywhere and affordable? stay away from it."

Ugh Quinn Hughes stop doing things

Brendan Gallagher drives the net and scores on his first shift. Fairy tales have nothing on sports.

Warning There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it. It's a spam.

Without a doubt, the trade with the most intangibles in Vancouver #Canucks history was made on February 4, 1983 when we sent defenseman Anders Eldebrink to the Quebec Nordiques for plucky goaltender John Garrett. Rest in peace Cheech. We are all Canucks and you were one of the Canuckiest of all.

Setting aside all the smack talk for a second, colossal stick taps to Anze Kopitar on one hell of a career. For two decades that guy has been an absolute beast. Enjoy seeing your name in the rafters and getting that call from the Hall.

Nights like tonight remind me just how bad I need to stay alive until after It Happens. I need to be online that whole day taking in the posts. I’m sure people are sitting on years old drafts waiting to unleash them and I want to be there to read all of it

Habs!!! 🟥⬜🟦 (Just got home and checked the score)

I’m putting together a team

We have discovered, yet again, that pedestrianization *raises* traffic to stores & *boosts* sales. All the fear-mongering was baseless! I'm sure this time the lesson will stick & the *next* group of merchants around the *next* proposed pedestrian street won't raise a bunch of nonsense objections!

Hard to believe we're still doing the ol' "Aren't foreign names hard to pronounce, and isn't that funny?" bit on a live hockey broadcast in the year 2026. Then again, also hard to believe anyone thought Mark Messier on the air was a good idea.

When you have a playoff hockey game to play at 7pm but you gotta go perform “I Want It That Way” with The Backstreet Boys at 10pm

Is that puck the Vancouver Canucks cause oh boy did Quinn quit on it

Never in doubt #Jays