Got an email from Rupert on Monday Went for a drink with him on Tuesday Defected to Restore on Wednesday Realised they're a bunch of neo-Nazi conspiracy theorists on Thursday Defected back to Reform on Friday Think about Reclaim on Saturday Chilled on Sunday...

Curling is one of those weird Olympic sports that draws you in and gets you passionate, then you forget exists for another 4 years...

Jim Ratcliffe has issued a statement saying he's very sorry if people don’t like the fact that he’s a racist twat.

Fun fact: James "Britain has been colonised by migrants" Radcliffe owns an English football club where just 7 out of 26 of the first team squad aren't migrants...

Never thought I'd feel sorry for the Welsh Rugby team... And I was right.

@squidgerugby.bsky.social some stats for you: - Distance between cities where teams play their pool matches in KM - Minutes from first game to end of final game (allowing 2 hours for a match) - Minutes per KM travelled. Crazy that Portugal travel 5275km less in more time than their first opponents

Always the ones you most suspect...

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

My parents raised me to never speak ill of the dead. But Donald Trump is still alive, so I'm calling him a cunt now.

Reform: The Seven Dwarfs if all of them were Dopey

I’ve started listening to news podcasts a week late because it reminds me of happier, more peaceful times.

Like I need another knee injury...

It will never cease to amaze me how many people think its funny to get in the way of someone with crutches, which is brave as when you think about it, crutch users are basically waving metal bars around these annoying people's shins...

Thank goodness David Cameron held that referendum to see off the rise of Farage.

Carry on luggage people are the very worst passengers on a plane.

One day, someone might accidentally design a toaster that toasts evenly on both sides.

13-13, Rugby World Cup qualification on the line. Bad time to miss a side entry shoulder charge to the head... Or very convenient for World Rugby...

It's world pasta day so I've been working on a joke about lasagna. It's a bit cheesy but works on many levels.

In the run up to the Canadian election, I saw a video clip of a life long New Democrat voter explaining why she was voting Liberal for the first time. She said that whilst she disagreed with a lot of Liberal policies, she could live with a government she had fundamental disagreementa with.

Tories can't spell the name of the country they want to be in charge of:

Fantastic day at Twickenham watching England win the Women's Rugby World Cup. And whilst Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Ed Davey have congratulated the team on social media, there's been radio silence from all 7 current and former Reform MPs... So much for patriotism!

This modern trend of having your hair completely shaved off all around your ears and longish on top looks completely ridiculous to the point that I'm sure someone invented it as a wind-up.

I can't comprehend how disappointing it must be to be recruited by a spy agency and envisage a glamorous James Bond style life, only to them discover that you'll have to pose as an ordinary person from Grays... news.sky.com/story/three-...

Who better to comment on the dangers of creating division through irresponsible speculation than the man who started the Southport riots?

www.dailystar.co.uk/news/politic... To be fair, a corpse is a significant improvement on all of their past and present MPs...

Nigel Farage not understanding how the criminal justice system works in this country I can get. He's a banker and has spent most of his life living and working in the EU, but I would have expected SYL would have a better idea how the criminal justice system works given how often hes been through it.

If you ever feel like your job is pointless just remember someone gets paid to maintain a gym on Air Force One that is for Trump's personal use...

They'll still come, but will be empty so they can reload with people desperate to leave the UK...

How dare Peter Kyle insinuate that Nigel Farage would ever be on the side of a sexual predator and rapist.

Sold Beyonce a Chicken Nugget Happy Meal on my first day working at McDonald's (there was a BBC studio nearby)

Can't believe it's been 3 years since I nearly got in a fight with a hungry raccoon over a KitKat...

Saw the #F1Movie last night. Many thoughts on it, not many of them good, but one thing I thought was in exceptionally bad taste, and haven't seen anyone else comment on it: Pitt's character's backstory is that he was an up and coming racer in the 1990s before suffering a career ending back injury.

Zia Yusuf's principaled resignation from Reform UK lasted 0.0408 Trusses.

Trump being in the Epstein files has to go down as one of the least surprising revelations ever.

Haven't got the heart to tell him that the UK doesn't take part in the #Eurovision Semi Finals...

This is one of the best comedy shows I've seen in a long time... Coalition members in complete denial about how badly they've done. youtube.com/live/vOTiJkg...

Temu Trump Syndrome takes down another MAGA style opposition leader. Australia this time.

I just sent a message to Donald Trump to congratulate him on single-handedly winning the election for Mark Carney and the Liberal Party.😀

This aged well

Any political statistions/historians know if anyone has failed to get a single vote in a first past the post national election before?

Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre loses his seat. Was he taking advice from Liz Truss?

💥Canadian Tory leader Pierre Poilievre has lost his own seat!

Champagne with breakfast for everyone

This is like when Liz Truss lost her seat only funnier, coz PP never got to be PM. Not even for six weeks. No lettuce comparisons were required.

On 17th February 2025, Pierre Poilievre had a 99% chance of being PM after the election. His opponent had never run for election. Not only has he lost the election, it's looking doubtful that he'll keep his seat. The Unpopular Populist.

3 years to the day since I attended my last ever @waspsrugby.bsky.social match. Fuck you very much, Derek.

Tendonitis can fuck right off...

Elon Musk has stepped away from advising Donald Trump, to spend even less time with his family. And his other family. And his other family. And his other family.