I wonder if Tesla is starting to realize they should have gotten rid of Musk during that whole Taylor Swift fiasco. Musk showed what a vile, disgusting idiot he was back then. And now we find out Musk is such an insufferable dorkwad that even Epstein didn't want him around.

I can't.

As we're sifting through the latest Epstein Files release with all the bombshells about Elon, the Trump administration and even the new CBS News Zoo Crew, please remember that they still haven't released half of what they were supposed to release.

People like this need to understand that Biden COULD NOT release any of this disgusting material due to an active case with the Supreme Court. Do you honestly think he would just sit on it? (Note: there are people pointing this out to her in the comments so I didn't bother.)

Disgusting. In an email on Sept. 11, 2013, Mr. Richard Branson, founder of the Virgin Group, wrote to Mr. Epstein, “It was really nice seeing you yesterday.” He added: “Any time you’re in the area would love to see you. As long as you bring your harem!” www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

These posts... I mean, who the hell are these people? "Got a fresh shipment"

Okay - ignoring his Libertarian past - this Joshua guy put it WAY better than I could.

Holy hell, is EVERYONE on the right a fucking pedo? From the hard-right white supremacists all the way down to the supposed "centrist" right-wingers. "I get JE withdrawal..." Gross.

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

❤️

No!!!! Ugh... She made, "Beetlejuice" so much fun.

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

This gets us one step closer toward the final form of Tesla, where the only thing it sells is pieces of paper that say “we swear this isn’t a Ponzi scheme.”

I interviewed 300 high achievers about their morning routine, and you will never believe, they all have inherited family wealth.

And you KNOW these ass clowns waited to do this to get the most, "clicks." This will not go well for them.

no.

Ossoff: "This is a seismic event. This should have people across the country absolutely shook. This is a huge deal. This is an FBI raid on the Fulton County Elections office ... This is a shot across the bow at the midterm elections. He tried to steal power when he lost it in 2020."

I assume it was a short fall

Warnock: "You can't ask me to be an accomplice to the killing of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. It's to make a butchery of my conscience."

Bitch, please. You're already toast and you just don't realize it.

Oh look! Kristi just discovered the, "I was just following orders," excuse. Fuck you, you piece of shit. That excuse didn't work before and it won't work now.

If every Trump accusation IS actually a confession...

Suddenly republicans have forgotten what the constitution says 🤷🏼 🇺🇸

New CBS contributors announced: Grand Moff Tarkin, Lex Luthor, Norman Osborn, Cruella De Ville, Javert, Titus Andronicus, Killmonger, and the Beastfly from Silksong.

you’re all making jokes but the reason Greg Bovino was removed from duty is a safety issue we all need to take seriously

First, is that her bodyguard? If so, he needs to be fired for letting that asshole get that close. Second, the assailant better be glad that guy grabbed him - otherwise Omar was about to open up a super-sized can of whoop-ass. She came out SWINGING!

The "ban whistles" stuff is how you know whistles are working incredibly well

#OnThisDay, 29 Jan 1891, Liliʻuokalani is sworn in as Queen of the Hawaiian Kingdom. She is the first, and only, regnant queen of the country and is deposed in a coup in 1893 that was supported by the US marines arriving. #RegnantWomen #HawaiianHistory #WomenInHistory #History 🗃️

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

I'm going to print this image out and hang it on my wall because the idea that this exists should fill everyone with absolute boiling fucking rage every day.

See you next Tuesday, Beth.

Somebody get out the airline booster seat. Looks like Teeny-Boveeney is leaving.

Do you believe this horseshit from @nytopinion.nytimes.com? I mean, were they even on Twitter? Hell, when Rowling went full anti-trans, even I was still on Twitter! She lost her goddamned mind for everyone to see. THAT is why. Not this, "The kids are definitely as fascist as I am." Fuck you, NYT.

Holy fuck - we have dipshits in our neighborhood with their kids on a sled while pulling them with one of those redneck-lifted golf carts!!! Elementary aged kids! Are these people actively trying to kill their kids or something?

Here's the thing, Greg — free speech is still protected by the First Amendment under the Constitution. If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.

so bari definitely got the heads up that noem is being shitcanned, right?

A) I don't believe this guy's supposed credentials for a second. B) His post demonstrates how breathtakingly stupid these people are. He just cannot imagine that all white people aren't as racist as he is and that all his supposed training can be nullified by simply using social media.

“You cannot bring a firearm … to any sort of protest you want.”

It's also why they want to control social media so badly. Most white kids did not learn about Black Wall Street, the Tulsa massacre, the MOVE bombing, or a million other atrocities in school. We learned about this stuff online from Black people sharing history.

They went to Minnesota to rendition Somali-Americans because Donald Trump hates Ilhan Omar. That's really the extent of it. And they don't understand why nice white Minnesotans are putting their bodies and lives on the line. And so those white folks are just a bunch of ni-[CLANG] lovers to them.

I know I'm just a middle-aged white boy, but... Ye: FUCK. OFF.

what bsky.app/profile/nied...

Did you see this? Check out my dude forgetting how to use a shotgun at 1:20.

At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on this

imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus

Good grief, he IS Jabba the Hutt.

God Save the King

We are raising a nation of dumbasses. It’s on purpose