OMG! I just got off the plane in Asheville and RFK Jr. Was boarding and someone passed by him and said “quack”

nonzero chance they told him an MRI is an alternate measure of IQ

FACT CHECK: TRUE

Sssshhh. We keep this to ourselves. We don't take family portraits with our guns, or slap 15 different gun related stickers on our cars. We're not loot drops.

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

Wow. Bill Pulte, who is head of Federal housing financing administration and looking at all of trumps enemies mortgages like a huge dork douche, is ten years younger than me. He’s 37. He looks like he’s at least 55

If someone has the talk-to-Jesus app, could you ask him why there are no instructions for making penicillin in the Bible? I mean, it's terribly easy to make.

Given how many times Trump is mentioned in the 20,000 documents that were just released. Are they actually the Epstein files or the Trump files?

Fucking hell, how far does this shit go? I mean, how bad is it that our government was this compromised?

OH MAH GAWD... "Big Beautiful Bill" REALLY makes sense now! #Bubba

I don't think the excuse, "I'm not the only one!" regarding the accusations of rape and pedophilia is the card you really want to play.

Kourtney Kardashian Casually Mentions She Passed Bar Just Fine

You know, with the email about blowing Bubba it makes perfect sense why Trump obsessed over Arnold Palmer's schlong.

Can you believe that we have an entire political party - and its propaganda machine - trying to convince its own voters that fucking a 15 year-old girl is WAY different than fucking an 8 year-old girl?

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming by the perimeter fence day to all who celebrate. A solemn 30 second screaming before vanishing will take place at 11am.

I swear, I predicted this my-AI-is-better-than-your-AI shit! It's the next religion.

You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique

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The President of the United States is irredeemably compromised, and will never be taken seriously on the global stage. He needs to resign. And the GOP needs to be demanding his resignation. If the Dems do it, MAGA will just entrench behind him to oppose us. It’s a reflex for them. So the

If you're surprised by this from Texas A&M, then you don't know Texas A&M.

I grew up obsessing over the NFL. But professional hockey is so much more fun to watch than sitting through an NFL game.

Oh, it's gonna happen.

TOTALLY agree. Shouldn't their camo resemble streets, with yellow or white stripes, and maybe some of those Botts' dots/buttons/turtles strategically placed around the battledress? Depending on their region, of course. How the hell do you blend in to a street corner cosplaying like these assholes?

GOP (Next Week): "Having sex with children doesn't necessarily make you a pedophile."

Merrick Garland is an accomplice to the coverup. No question. And I agree with the author - Biden nominating him was a catastrophic decision.

Pushing millions of Americans off of the ACA just to expose Trump as a pedophile seems to me like the wrong play for Democrats. But what do I know? I'm not a politician, and I already know he's a pedophile.

The only thing that is evil in this social experiment is you, Raymond. You got exposed for your hypocrisy and now you're running to your pulpit and lashing out like a spoiled, childish narcissist. Just like your religion; you're a con, a grifter, and a fraud.

And the Democrats caved to this child raping asshole...

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

"The lack is not in intelligence, which is in plentiful supply; rather, the scarce commodity is systematic training in critical thinking." -Carl Sagan, Broca's Brain: Reflections on the Romance of Science

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Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.

Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores You can’t make this shit up, folks

Oh this shit is EVERYWHERE. Even at a food and wine event in Plano recently. I saw too many white women with this overly plastic, "face." Scared the hell out of me so much I thought I was poisoned. Honestly, how do they look at themselves in the mirror and think, "Perfect!"

WHAT THE FUCK? How many times do I have to state this, but you NEVER POINT YOUR FIREARM AT SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT PREPARED TO DESTROY. Fuck every single one of these ignorant assholes!

Talking to the computer seems so cool in Star Trek, until you realize that with everyone in the house talking while they're browsing, you're going to wish people would use the damn keyboard or mouse again.

Christ these Senators are bigger fools than I thought. Why in the world would you say this unless you WANTED him to know it? People like Angus here are not leaders, they are scared little cockroaches scurrying away from the light.

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

None of these assholes are up for reelection in 2026. NONE. Schumer claim that he had no idea and is against this capitulation is pure, unfiltered BULLSHIT.

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

Dear Senator Schumer- Go fuck yourself.

Every single Dem that caved and agreed to this deal needs to be primaried and voted out. They are cowards who wasted the last month for a half baked promise vote a month from now.

Fucking christ these spineless assholes can't even remember what just happened on TUESDAY. These little bitches are ready to cave and make it look like Democrats were the ones to shut down the government. No wonder young people hate you. RESIGN.

I've been saying this for YEARS. If you have children, the most likely place for them to be abused, exploited, or sexually assaulted is in church.

Trump's tariffs are hurting us in two ways: First, the obvious: Higher costs → either lower profits or higher prices. Second, more subtle (perhaps bigger): We’ve signaled we’re an unreliable partner, so allies are reorganizing supply chains to avoid us. That's hard to unwind.

The president seems to have been briefed on how the tariffs oral argument at SCOTUS went:

But don't call these people Nazis - it hurts their racist fee-fees.

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Trashing air traffic control To protect a child rapist Starving Americans To protect a child rapist Self-immolating Congress To protect a child rapist Crashing healthcare To protect a child rapist It’s not more complex, moral, or dignified. Call them: 202-224-3121 #RemoveTrump #GOPShutdowm