The Family Guy manatees put together this headline

Luke on Hoth fighting what he thinks is Vader but after he beheads him the mask explodes & turns out it was a fake account

I like the arc of history that was playing out when the producers of the Apprentice first visited him & started working on Trump Tower to make it look like an actual corporate office. Trump was a relic of the 80's with bankrupted casinos & no prospects other than a McDonalds commercial with Grimace

Just want to shout out Conway Twitty for this brilliance, not just because it’s a song about how horned up he is & just wants to cut the small talk and get to Pound Town…but because it’s the first song I’ve heard with key changes DOWN at the end, not up… laying it DOWN. Country is high art

The note about Zach Tom made me think about how his entire season was derailed in the season opener vs the Lions because Aidan Hutchinson took a cheap shot on Jordan Love on an INT return that didn't even count, when Love flew into Tom's legs. Prob every injury afterward was a compensation injury

MATT. MATT LAFLEUR. Do the thing, i beg you

Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears: archive.is/ur35j

Everyone with a "Twitter audience" that just couldn't pry themselves away completely, here you go. Yeah you've got bills to pay, need engagement, but look this in the face while you cash your checks

Nancy Pelosi watching idiots storm the capitol gates on January 6th 2021- "We are going to fundraise forever on this shit"

@badgernoonan.bsky.social WAS MATT BREATHALYZED BEFORE THIS CHALLENGE

A true shame, R.I.P. The Mavericks made some amazing music. Listen to "All You Ever Do is Bring Me Down" and tell me it's not perfect

The trophy is a bunch of hands of the damned dragging the earth to hell

I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.

worker: we have two options, X and Y. which one do you want? X has these benefits and Y has these. (i spent weeks compiling this info and thousands of jobs are at stake which you know but neither of us will acknowledge) executive: yeq ___ sent from my iPhone

I'm going to be the insane person on the street holding the sign about this until it happens: they need an OL coach that will actually develop them as players, establish an identity & push back against whoever in the org thinks it's a good idea to alternate linemen on drives (Gute or LaFleur)

This is the year LaFleur picked to forget how to coach an offense

Matt LaFleur wants to tie this game so hard

Watching my team play a huge game against a tough opponent is definitely an enjoyable experience & not just 2-3 hours of hell I am way too emotionally invested in

Idiotic. But if we can’t run the ball because the line can’t block & 98% of Jacobs’ yards come after he’s hit immediately at the LOS, by all means that’s no reason to quit doing what you’re doing & try something else, like help the OL build solidarity & consistency

@edsbs.bsky.social just saying, fight breakdown had me on the ropes the whole time but "whole rack of 'not my president' sunglasses" is the star punch uppercut that ended me

If any of these people actually make good on threats to leave NY or never go there again, we may be entering a golden age of "a good time to visit NY"

Live look at Aaron Banks after 8 weeks

"Come up with a good password for our video surveillance server." "But I am le tired...."

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my frozen dinners based on a Kevin Costner television show

It's a connection they refuse to make intentionally-their goal is to attack Islam, not protect Christianity, but the best way to prevent Sharia law in the US is to remove religion from government & prohibit govts from making a law in that regard. Wonder why no one has ever thought of that before

this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close

Trump on Powell: “I was surprised he was appointed” (Trump appointed him)

Not many albums are legitimately "no skips," and "Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd" does not have one damn skip.

Not sure how we'll ever undo the phenomenon where Trump is an irredeemable piece of shit, so opposing him on literally anything shoves you into this segment of people that wish to police everyone's opinions. Idc if you want to be an asshole, just agree with me that we shouldn't have a king

I bet when FIFA gave North America the world cup, they didn't think the US would be as much of a logistical pain in the ass as the time they had to shift it 6 months so they could put it in the desert, build it with human rights violations & host it in a country where women are property

The most mobster face I have ever seen

lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god

Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.

who is Revenge Porn Bill, and which cabinet position?

This song is like a southwestern fever dream I don’t want to wake up from

I put up a bluebird house in the backyard a few days ago and just saw a bluebird come out of it. That’s a W, I’ll take it.

Remember the pictures of empty Maduro store shelves & "life under socialism" captions? Yeah that's a feature now

10. Ob-la-di Ob-la-da (hot take) 9. Across the Universe 8. In My Life 7. Michelle 6. Nowhere Man 5. Because 4. And Your Bird Can Sing 3. Come Together 2. Dear Prudence 1. I Want You (She's So Heavy)

Fox heard what he had to say about the whole Jackie Robinson not being "political" and thought "there's our guy"

*excluding Ohio State gear

Have this weird conflict where I am a huge David Simon fan but also want to piss him off so he can paint me an insult

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

I fully expect the "I refuse to change a single aspect of my life to compensate for a global pandemic that's killing millions" people to be just as infantile and selfish about it when money is being ripped from their pockets. Do your thing, flying monkeys.

Remember when we almost had the TPP?

Sure I could just walk 20 steps & throw my gum away in the trash can by the door of the place I was going into anyway, but I’d rather just throw it on the ground here in the parking lot where people walk

I busted my ass making a machine that eats stolen work and shits out fascism and no one likes me!

YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS SPENT FOUR YEARS OF THE BEST ECONOMIC RECOVERY IN THE WORLD INSISTING A RECESSION WAS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER AND THEN VOTED IN A GUY WHO HAS INTENTIONALLY PUT THE ECONOMY ON THE PATH TO A MAJOR RECESSION. MAYBE YOU GOTTA GO TAKE A WALK AND RETHINK SOME THINGS.

Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers