Americans so stupid and litigious they have to put this label…on a bottle of acetaminophen.

I originally did my taxes baked like a month ago and glad I redid them from scratch bc I definitely didn’t do it correctly and I owe $88 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😤

we all got jumanjied into monopoly

I’m sorry but you do not need protein infused Cheerios. America is a disease.

i think it rules chappell roan shot that kid or whatever

Always procrastinating to do things to the last minute. This week is oh shit I need to file my taxes.

This is military propaganda.

Do you not love me, mother? I’m starving, mother.

So far left you get your guns back. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Yeah, that fucking slapped. Even if it was one of my more worst crowds in a theater in awhile. Why would you bring a 4 year old to a rated R movie???

A heist movie where the team breaks into For Knox and steals the US gold reserves.

I hung up four pictures and a curtain so I basically used all my executive functioning for today.

Another warehouse lit up in NY. A mall lit up in Ontario. I guess you could say fire is catching. If we burn, you burn with us.

5 large data centers are being proposed in Seattle. They would use 369 megawatts, which is 1/3 of the electricity Seattle currently uses Seattle City Light declines to identify the four companies. They should hold a public input meeting before making any final decisions.

Fuck work. Fuck AI.

Not my best work lately although The Bride! was a delight through and through. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice

Will Klein opening packs of Pokémon cards is exactly the kind of content I needed

If the Pope doesn’t feel safe in this country, what makes the World Cup safe to hold here?

#OtD 9 Apr 1944 legendary Palestinian socialist and the first woman to hijack a plane, Leila Khaled, was born in Haifa. Forced to flee during the Nakba, she joined the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1248...

All the homies don’t use AI.

I got some cool new art done on me last night.

I was a space hater recently until i saw this.

Another question for any thinkers out there; Why are “we the people” paying $60bn to $100bn+ every year to have a congress who is on vacation 90% of the time, and refuses to do anything “FOR“ we the people??!?!? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

He NEVER went up his own ass, NEVER. And for a global superstar out of Hollywood this is a rare rare thing. From Carpenter to icon. A credit to my profession. Love the guy. A visibly moved HARRISON FORD accepting his AFI Life Achievement Award in Los Angeles this month.

This is WA state porn. A ferry AND the mountain is out? 🥵

Idk but the child predator jokes people now make post Epstein files are really not funny.

Eyewitness video from the scene of today's ICE shooting in California appears to (you guessed it) contradict officials' claims that the man "weaponized" his vehicle. The car is reversing and the agents appear to be well clear of it.

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

Please stop saying TACO. We’re talking about an ungodly number of people who could die or maimed. It’s not time for cutesy little internet slang. We have to get away from this bizarre desensitization.

Went in to just get 1 book and I…

News you can use.

Nah, this IS America.

I’ve been reading more to escape life. I’m on book 7 already this year. If that tells you how well that’s going.

Today was a hard day. I’m finding peace by looking back at sunnier days — hope these find your timeline well ❤️

it gets better

I didn't have a single Peep through the entire Easter season, which is how I know I'm truly not a Christian anymore.

Touched grass. Smelled the ocean. Felt the sun. Life is good, actually.

This is just consumerism. Buy the books but read them!

Honestly, the light rail btwn Seattle and Bellevue launched on a weekend where I was like I can’t take any more bad news. Everything is getting worse all the time. And then: people cheering as they ride a first-ever feat of human engineering, in the service of the public. We can do great things.

I need more commies and anarchists on this app. Please tag. Thank you. 🙏

I hope everyone who is reading this has the best day possible.

I hate when I read a really great book and then find out the author is a Zionist.

Well, a UN diplomat just resigned because he wanted to whistleblow that they’re preparing for a nuclear attack in Iran. Pray for the Iranian people. We are monsters. m.economictimes.com/news/new-upd...

I think we should just make fun of people who use AI because they clearly don’t care if what they’re doing is hurting people.

The problem with both sides-ing the surveillance state is that one side seems focused on the perceived future safety and the other side is concerned about the ongoing, real-time crisis threatening trans people, pregnant women seeking abortions, people of color, and protestors.