Back to Death By Lightning and I desperately need gifs of Nick Offerman as Chester A. Arthur gleefully yelling for sausages.

I like Ampharos.

Every day I log on to see the worst lists I've ever seen, which is an affront to me, a compulsive list maker. (This is mostly about that Variety comedy movie one but also a little about Star Wars)

I. LOVE. SUPERMAN.

New boot goof

If I had a nickel for every Parks and Rec cast member that was on Murdaugh: Death in the Family, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but weird that it happened twice.

Like mother like son

Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery

They really don't make 'em like this anymore. (The movie and the couple)

Nick Offerman as Chester A. Arthur is the most perfect casting of all time. #DeathByLightning

Obsessed with him tbh

Nighttime falls over the Sorrel-Weed House in the final installment of Ghost Files: Alone Together! Do Ryan and Shane survive their 24-hour ordeal, or will the mansion claim our Ghoul Boys forever? youtu.be/zCwe5a4fw_k

Frankenstein easily my favorite of these but damn Denzel really is that good in Training Day, huh

This is a deeply annoying hurdle for the Shiny Charm. 498 more battles that are worth 2000 points when I only need 100 points. Gamefreak what is this

Having a normal one

Shane: wow, what a beautiful riverboat cruise. I'm having such a lovely time on this ghost hunt Ryan Bergara subplot:

this is the worst night of my life

Every sentence is better than the last

I'm watching Frankenstein and the costuming is so good and beautiful I want to scream. All of Mia Goth's dresses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Zygarde fight in Z-A fucking sucks, my pokemon can beat him but he keeps murdering me and I cannot react quickly enough to avoid his AOE attacks. I literally don't know how to do this shit.

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

Martin Scorsese and his daughter Francesca read Letterboxd reviews and guessed which Scorsese movie they were about.

Normal cat

I'm not technically ambidextrous but I can give my cats each their own Churu at the same time, so thats all I really need.

Congrats NYC, I really thought Daredevil: Born Again making Wilson Fisk mayor was going to be the best mayoral decision of the year and I'm happy to be wrong.

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Time to rewatch the episode of the Daily Show right after Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face as celebration

Cinnamoroll somehow even cuter in Hello Kitty's outfit

i owe so many video game designers an apology

Here's to love that is undying and ever evolving 🌹

I’m happy for you though, or sorry that happened

My Twitter feed is pro Dodgers and bsky is pro Blue Jays so the vibes are quite all over the place tonight

George Lucas sold Lucasfilm to Disney 13 years ago today Here's his thoughts on some of the recent Star Wars projects

I really need social media chefs to stop starting videos with "easy meal for when you're too tired to cook" and then pulling out a pot and chopping ingredients. It might be relatively easy but girl, if I am too tired to cook, I am eating things that dont require my stove.

BREAKING POKÉMON LEGENDS Z-A NEWS

Happy national cat day to my ghost and demon

Jason Clarke is doing career best work as Alex Murdaugh on this Death in the Family show. Beyond doing the accent perfectly, he's really nailed the insidious southern charm that allows these disgusting buffoons to get away with their shit for so long.

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for. Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

My terrible son is actually becoming chill, I think he uses up all his demon behavior on bothering Monroe now so I can sleep through the night without him doing parkour on my bed. Still an absolute weirdo though.

happy birthday Weird Al 🥳

I dropped a plate on my big toe tonight and not only did the plate break, my toe is bruised under the nail and it hurts so goddamn bad. Can I really not go one week without SOMETHING bad happening

Oh this really got me in my feelings

Being an adult means signing up for pet insurance during open enrollment at work.

I am enjoying Pokémon Z-A because lookit how small he is

I started the Murdaugh Death in the Family show and not only did i get jumpscared by Asheville's own Mark Brendanawicz, I have to commend the writing and performances on this being prime South Carolina rich people shit.

Watching The Parallax View and no actor's hair has ever been fluffier than Warren Beatty's in this

#nokingsday Asheville NC

My version of spooky season watches. (Presence is SO good, I don't understand a lot of the snarky reviews on it)

October 16, 1968