So much airplane clownery this morning and I am going to [redacted] Sean Duffy from the Real World with my bare hands

At the airport on my way to a family reunion in Iowa. If you want to know the vibes, my mom isn't even there yet (she drove) and already texted me "we are never doing this again."

Dr. Seth being afraid of Jessica Fletcher being a crime victim in NYC. My brother in crime, your town has 3000 people and at least 5 murders per year. And your bestie is tied to every single one

How am I supposed to talk to the gay people in my phone if discord is down????

John Reynolds is like....unbelievably perfect casting holy shit. Search Party walked so Sex Crims can run.

it took me too long to realize that this was "horseshit" censored and not new slang i didn't know about yet where "horses" meant bad

LMAO MATT MURDOCK YOU DRAMA QUEEN #DaredevilBornAgain

important to point out the creator and showrunner of this is the babadook from the "adults drinking wine vibe" meme

Face card remains unmatched

the glam pleeeeease

The gay gasp I gasped

Alysa Liu #MetGala2026

Who did this to Angela Bassett, I just want to talk

Janelle Monáe looks amazing on the Met Gala carpet. 💚 #JanelleMonae #MetGala #MetGala2026

Janelle Monáe is on her way! #Metgala

My Star Wars opinions aren't absurd (because they are Correct) but here are some anyway: -Return of the Jedi will always be the best movie -Satine never being mentioned on The Mandalorian is WEIRD -Han has never been this ~ultra cool ladies man that fandom decided he was 50 years ago

EXCITING: Launching a new podcast with @mattyistalking.com about pals learning things! Give the trailer a peek and join us for the inaugural episode next week. (Hopefully we aren't killed by the omnipotent space wizard forcing us to participate in this podcast but idk!) youtu.be/I-b9Or49ljk?...

it’s may the 4th 🫡

This cat sleeps on his back more than I do

Law and Order: a very serious show.

Top 15 tv shows ever, gut instincts only: Arrested Development The Americans Mad Men Star Wars: The Clone Wars It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia American Vandal Parks and Rec Twin Peaks Futurama The Simpsons Legends of Tomorrow Legend of Korra Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Party Down ER

"Dry Spell" on the new Kacey Musgraves is hilarious. "Lonely with a capital H" is such a good line.

i’m not haunted. please dont put it in the newspaper that i’m haunted

happy Bruno Mars Saw Pete Wentz day

My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.

One of the greatest screen actors of all time, IMO Nobody could ever replace him, but Stephen Graham probably comes the closest to approximating his -romantic-sad-eyed-fire-hydrant-with-fists presence

I love Daredevil but I've been watching too much Law and Order to take their courtroom scenes seriously. An aiding and abetting murder trial THE DAY AFTER an arrest?

"It's a rom-com version of 'The Purge,' Liz, where premarital sex is outlawed except for one night every year."

Not only is The Discourse about the new Michael Jackson movie infuriating (I mean specifically from people who don't believe survivors), half of the time I see people call the documentary Finding Neverland. Finding Neverland is a JM Barrie biopic from 2004! Leaving Neverland is the doc!!!!!

Gerry Conway has sadly passed away at the age of 73. He co-created the Punisher, Ben Reilly, Jackal, Man-Wolf and the first Ms. Marvel. He also wrote one of the most iconic comic book stories in history — “The Night Gwen Stacy Died”

This new rap album cover is gonna be huge

Been a good movie month

...the alt description on this is a gift

This made me slightly emotional, probably because it really seemed like we'd never see it.

Jessica Jones finally got to say fuck! #DaredevilBornAgain

Magical trash animal girls! Who is your favorite? #magicalgirls #trashanimals #cute

I read through that conspiracy theories people believe thread & I got too mad to even think of a funny joke answer for it. Stevie Wonder is visually impaired! It's a spectrum! There's not just 100% sighted people and 0% sighted people! Also Diana's death was an accident c’mon we've been over this

I must know everything about this alien species immediately #MaulShadowLord

iPod classics with 1TB of storage and Bluetooth so I can listen to my music in my goddamn car

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Watching Drugstore Cowboy and Matt Dillon in this movie has to be a top 10 hottest a man has ever been in film

For FOURTEEN weeks HBO Max with ads has played like 2 minutes of ads at the beginning of The Pitt and nothing else during the ep. TONIGHT during the finale, there are 3 ad breaks. I swear to god Zaslav...........

We should have never doubted this man

Top 5 Mystery Files ep, highly recommend

This or go home.

She looks like Ozzie 😭

In things only I care about news: IRON MAIDEN AMD WU-TANG CLAN ROCK N ROLL HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES!!!!!!

Obsessed with the fact that one of the main plot lines on Maul: Shadow Lord is about about a divorced dad cop trying to juggle all the various problems in his life. Its Law and Order: Star Wars and just for me.

we love you neil! 🎶🐀 #myart