21% of americans are illiterate.. but we can do better! *deletes department of education*

menopause is like.. what if you cried at the concept of being sad

went to doctor about hrt for menopause (as it is making me fucking suicidal) and she looks at me and says. "you should go to college" okay cool are you paying.

I built a utopian city, and as long as this tortured child stays in this basement, the people of Omelas get to live here!

mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be

channel 4 making a programme about how it's bad that people are misusing ozempic after twenty years of producing fatphobic reality shows is a choice for sure! them like "why would anyone do this, a true mystery"

why did the bbc misgender judith butler on university challenge last night?

the way they do these salutes.. they look around like children afterwards to see if they'll be told off.. except they're not children they're grown adults.. such a strange display of the mask dropping just long enough to see that if one of them got any kind of immediate pushback.. idk man punch them

is that good

“do you fw-“ I actually don’t fuck. like at all

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Vulcans. The dummy in this story who said autistic people can’t lie was confusing them with Vulcans.

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clarifying that i'm autistic in a liking pokemon way, not in a nazi salute way. hope that helps can be easily confused

awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm

This is a great reminder from day one of how they work; three or four times a day, every day, they will do something and then insist they didn’t do it and force everyone to burn out arguing that it is what it is. The sole purpose is to exhaust you and it will absolutely work if you let it.

i think it's time for internet 2, where no one's allowed to make money on it

trying to find the perfect green for a bedroom wall at 4:30am and also sneezing a lot it can't be helped i suppose

autism is like *squints* it appears the rules of conversation have changed again

the farthing wood oath means nothing these days

uk government, probably: it floods because of immigrants

a cybertruck exploding outside a trump hotel is the most "what if JFKs head just did that" moment in history tbh

got into a huge fight with my friend over not using alt text on images and, well, i’ll spare you the graphic details

I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time

Tax billionaires into millionaires.

I feel like the new atheism movement in the early 2000s radicalised people either one way or the other - you either ended up gamergating or breadtubing there is no middle ground (I guess those are the two genders huh).