Jake Tapper looks like he just realized he has been eating that rotten egg salad sandwich.

Jim Cramer crashes out. First time I’ve seen him speechless. He temporarily went full caveman.

Dear Trumper's, this one's for you youtu.be/bhq3O2JGoYc?...

Some very good news out of a Texas federal court: Alex Jones doesn't have standing to appeal a Bankruptcy court order that placed InfoWars' assets in state receivership, meaning they can be licensed or sold to us. More to come, obviously, but we're almost there.

"Y'all are in a death spiral. That's why you have to redistrict. That's why you have to cheat." Watch this man.

. LYING Republican TRAITORS AGAINST AMERICA LIE & LIE & LIE & is it because they KNOW how "poorly educated" & EASILY SUCKERED their R-voters are. I mean, they've been BRAINWASHING their SUCKERS for OVER 1/2 CENTURY. They OPERATE on MANY LIES on a DAILY BASIS.

He doesn't give a shit about the American people. It's past time the American people don't give a shit about him.

I thought we found the one and only cause of it all, Tylenol?

Real talk from Peter Magyar. We could use some of that here.

Hungary’s parliament sings “Ode to Joy” — the anthem of Europe — after Péter Magyar is sworn in as prime minister. Hungary is once again a proud member of the European Union.

“Hey mom, I’m going to the capital, have you seen my cape?”

This guy has reached a level of ass-kissery previously thought of as impossible. Keep going, this is getting good.

After the revelations about Epstein, Eyes Wide Shut became even more eerily prescient. A film about elite power, secrecy, sexual exploitation, and networks of wealth operating beyond public accountability. At the same time, there's a class component in this scene. youtu.be/xjK91KGNpbQ?...

the crowd goes mild for Trump and Melania

There’s always hope. Orban’s gone and within a few weeks CPAC Europe’s done, The Daily Wire is going out of business, The Onion owns Info Wars, we find out Tucker Carlson’s only got 7.2k subscribers, and more and more people are supporting parties that aren’t owned by billionaires.

I’m gonna need some of those supplements, Tim. I think I broke a rib from laughing my ass off!

A message for the Onionati. youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug?...

Triumph triumphs youtu.be/7ps7sBAHKNM?...

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IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER!

He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

P.S. I tweaked my wrist writing this.

Correspondents’ Dinner Eyewitness

Lennon knew, and now we all know.

This is what they mean when they say namaste.

He should've went with Two-Corinthians.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 😴

Russia: Ukrainian officer infiltrated a Russian military recruitment drive for college students to sign contracts as drone operators at the Kuban State Agrarian University.

Tucker knew what he was doing was wrong, but he did anyway. You picked the wrong side, Tucker. Beware my friend, shit winds a-comin.

Decision Desk HQ projects the VA Congressional Redistricting Referendum will Pass. While No currently has the lead, based on the location and size of the remaining vote, Yes will take the lead as soon as the remaining counties report. #DecisionMade: 8:25 PM EDT

I've joined the Onionati. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The Onion has successfully bought InfoWars. Happy 4/20. 😂

Battered maga syndrome is real. Stefanik is patient zero.

Don't let anyone tell you that an area is too red or too far out of reach for our message. Just look at how many people turned out on a Saturday night in April, in a gym in Oklahoma.

When your life becomes a case study in karma.

thehill.com/homenews/583... Great news

The entire American conservative MAGA “movement” has been a Russian funded op the entire time. Follow the money. It’s a straight line from Putin to CPAC.

Just a country doctor doing country doctor stuff.

Remember when Senile Satan was a “nurse” last June?

Happy belated borntday (April 12, 1946) to John Dunsworth. You did good, Bud. R.I.P.

Putin loses Hungary youtu.be/kYIx4XyMUiY?...

🚨🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Opposition leader Péter Magyar WINS the election for prime minister of Hungary, defeating Putin and Trump’s ally Viktor Orbán. 🇭🇺

❗️Péter Magyar held his final rally before the elections in Hungary: thousands of people lit lights in support The 45-year-old Magyar has been actively traveling around the country for the past two years, trying to win over Viktor Orbán’s support base, particularly in the regions.

A Clockwork Orange (1971, Stanley Kubrick) #BTSaturday #filmsky

I hate when fantasy films I made a long time ago begin to come true in real life.

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