Wishing a happy 100th birthday to Mel Brooks!

Read the damn room, Mr. Met.

At some point, WNBA commentators are going to hear that Han Xu is the tallest player in the WNBA but not the tallest player on her own national team. And then they're going to mention it in *every* game. #WNBA

Will Marina stop at 82 out of respect for B'am?

Remember when Stewie sat on Lexi Held, punctured her lung, Lexi couldn't fly, so she had to take a train back to Phoenix over 3 days?

Watch how Caitlin gets up and compare that to any other reaction when she thinks she got hosed on a call. She wasn't that mad in the moment, everything that has come after is manufactured nonsense.

Sometimes, players fall down and there's a scramble for loose balls but some fans just want to create drama. #WNBA

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The duality of fan

Coach Reeve on getting a win on Mystics Pride Night after losing to them on their own Pride Night: 'We got our lick back for the gays!'

"We did it for the gays tonight!" -- Natasha Cloud

Ryan Kreidler's bases clearing triple makes it a 16-0 TWins lead over the DBacks

congratulations to former chicago sting player dick advocaat

Courtney Williams is like top 10 can't get in her head, she feeds on boos. It is their fault.

i for one have full confidence in the trump administration's ability to adequately refit a plane donated by a foreign government into a highly secure mobile command center for the united states executive, following their unquestionably successful renovation of A Large Pool of Water

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

Let's celebrate York Revolution's first baseman Jacob Teter who showed up at the ballpark in uniform for Pride Night even though his teammates' refusal to wear them caused a forfeit. www.ydr.com/videos/news/...

Next…Briann January! #WNBA •guard for the Fever, Mercury, Sun & Storm •6th pick in 2009 draft •1x WNBA Champion •1x All-Star •5x All-Defensive first team/2x second team •1x EuroLeague champion •2x Pac-10 DPOY •2x Pac-10 All-Defensive team •jersey retired by Arizona State

You: wow Sam Kerr to Gotham FC with her former Chelsea teammates Guro Reiten and Jess Carter!!! Me, behind clouds of smoke from my old man pipe: Nice, Sam Kerr is back and reunited with her former rookies Mandy Freeman and Tierna Davidson.

OUT TODAY! UNCANNY X-MEN #30! WHO'S GONNA GET PROBED? A classic alien creature story in Louisiana threatens all of Haven, including the school the kids attend! WELCOME TO THE DRIVE-IN, X-MEN STYLE!

It's a measure of how long you spent on Twitter that "reporting election results faster than rural Alabama" becomes a measure of municipal competence

you won't BELIEVE how sinister the chemicals in an apple look when poured in powder form from a steel scoop into a beaker by a smug influencer pretending to do science

this will be devastating to all the people who naively ate Cheetos for their nutritional properties

Dani Moonstar inks in progress

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

Top of the Billboard charts the last time the Knicks won a title: "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree" by Tony Orlando & Dawn Notable releases later that year- "Let's Get it on", "Midnight Train to Georgia"

Most 101.0+ mph pitches as SP under pitch tracking (2008 including playoffs): Jacob Misiorowski: 349 Hunter Greene: 171 Jacob deGrom: 54 Justin Verlander: 52 Yordano Ventura: 37 Jordan Hicks: 34 Noah Syndergaard: 31

I just wanted to say THANK YOU for the response to the Uncanny X-Men #1 from readers. It landed just shy of the top 25 sellers for the month, a month FULL of Absolute books and high profile launches. It had significant re-orders and awesome reviews. But here's what I think is extra awesome. 1/

*bravely* I might do my job now

exhibit A

Plum's *first* shot attempt just came in the third quarter, she hid a mid-range jumper

We need more rich people with normal interests like "your movie sounds neat" instead of, like, white fertility rates.

Both Martin and Ziegler are active for the Sparks tonight, giving them 14 available players. Seems like Lynne is serious about mixing things up.

James Dolan invited his friend Donald Trump to watch Game 3. In order to do that, they have to ban the organic, historically joyous parties happening outside MSG for fans who can't afford to be inside. Modern sports in a nutshell

Monique Akoa-Makani should have been all rookie and all defense last year

There is a certain irony in cattle people throwing all of their weight behind an administration that promised to be friendly to rancher politics, only for that administration to allow a hideous cattle parasite to make it into Texas because cooperating with Mexico is woke and gay

Scott Pelley will be fine. And now everyone in journalism knows exactly who, and what, Nick Bilton is. I don't really believe many of these people will ever face what they deserve, but I deeply believe in the next best thing: Long memories.

Ohtani cycle watch

The money was always there for the good things.

Last time Minnesota beat someone by that many, the team they beat won their next 16 games on their way to a ring. #WNBA

The Mercury’s 34-point loss tonight was the second-worst at home in franchise history, beaten by only a 42-point loss to Becky Hammon and the 2012 San Antonio Silver Stars. It’s only the fourth time Phoenix has lost by more than 25 points in 540 home games all-time, including playoffs.

Good for Sha Carter, that is all.

Skip Bayless tweeted that Stephanie White has been fired and it has gone nowhere. The juice is gone.

I’ve finished the last page of Absolute Martian Manhunter, and it broke my heart to say goodbye to these characters and their world. When the issue comes out, there will be time for greetings, but right now I feel a mix of pride and sadness. 19m, 27d, and 260p after this first sketch, here we are!

Everyone has a Roy story

DB is 1 for 18 from 3 the last 5 games, 10 for 33 from the field

if DB is afraid to shoot the 3 you can't have AT, Mack, and DB in the closing rotation while playing more than 2 possessions behind

Silver lining, at least Phoenix isn't peaking early