I've heard the new Russell Brand biopic is going to stop the story just before his parents meet.

It's heartening to see how many US college graduation ceremonies where the speakers wank on about AI, or where the names are read by an AI system are getting roundly booed by attendants. All gen AI should be met with that response. Bullshit for cunts, mate.

"We're boycotting Coke" We're boycotting McDonald's" "We're boycotting Eurovision." Not really a sacrifice for me. But if Old Episodes Of The Twilight Zone don't tweet their support of JK Rowling and Sitting About doesn't join Sharon Osbourne on a Tommy Tantrum March, then I'd be proper put out.

There's a channel on my TV that's just endless Come Dine With Me. The audio mix is totally off so the voice over is really low. It sounds like Dave Lamb is yelling snide comments in from the contestants' gardens.

Stood outside my new Reform councillors house and shouted about the small boats I found living in my loft. Crickets. DISSSZZZZCUSSSSTIN

CARRY ON AT YOUR CONVENIENCE DAY! shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...

To be fair, Paddy treated his wife quite badly. This could be a good fit. "Say g'night, SH!"

This new Reform councilor in my locale is bullshit. Just been down the shops and a small boat got its dick out and chased a pigeon. I WAS PROMISED RESPITE FROM THE MINISCULE FLOTILLA.

Whenever life gets me down I remind myself that Ray Bradbury once wrote an episode of television where William Shatner was frightened of a playground.

I'm not watching Micheal until they release the Snyder cut.

I'm not watching Micheal until they release the Snyder cut.

Covered a Morning Glory record for my punk podcast a couple of weeks ago. Can't stop listening to Ezra Kire's work. I heard he just live in the woods now.

That gets me so fucking dry.

#AIArt #AIArtist #massivenerdvirgins

#AIArt #AIArtist #massivenerdvirgins

"This toilet full of shit is actually very special and clever because I decided on all the dinner I ate last night and I've been refining my dinners over the last week to make a toilet full of shit that contains the qualities that I wanted. I am an artist." Some AI bellwhiff. Yesterday.

All these shitty little pisswanks who give it all "AI is soooo sexy. Watch me kiss it everywhere." are also giving it "We can't have renewable energy or the oils will lose all their money. Watch me while I kiss them everywhere." So much for 'adapt or die'.

There are white girls out there, as we speak, describing each other as 'Kash Patel wasted'. He's done so much. Except for his job.

Amazing that this time the world has barely looked up from reading the Sunday supplements in the garden when informed about the latest attempt.

I agree with Alex.

Finally watched the new Running Man film. It was cool but they really dropped a bollock with the Hunters. Zero gimmicks, no flare. That show would have characters for the Hunters. The Chasers have more personality. Get Paul Sinha to stab people with sharpened pub quizzes or something.

Probably just bunged a couple of jokes up there and waited for the ceaseless nerds to crash the servers for them.

Hope the MJ film has this spinning into frame like a front page about racketeering in a 1940's crime flick.

This is art

C'mon Greggs. What am I supposed to do with this?

The fact that we've not been furnished with a plant based Viennetta is insane... and the fact that it's not been called a Vegannetta is doubly so.

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

The real tragedy of it all is that Ricky Gervais has probably crossed Dave Chappelle's name off the list of people to be on his next, piss-weak round table of comedians and he's also there.

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Four albums I love but I think you might not know them. Please post yours.

It rules that Sora is dead. Literally a month ago we were being told its expansion was inevitable, Disney were going to use it to make feature films. Everyone saying it was actually too expensive, environmentally and creatively immoral and most importantly - shite - is vindicated.

If changing the clocks twice a year isn't a conspiracy then how come I 'accidentally' poked myself in the eye when I woke up today? Eh? EH?

My imaginary child asked me what I was like in the 90s. So I showed them 84 photos of me being fat and unlikable while screaming Iris at it.

SNL UK dropped a bollock on the set. Instead of mimicking the US set, they should have based it on a Wetherspoons.

To a non-British eye this might look like a snarky headline damning with the faintest of praise but please understand that this is the highest compliment British people are capable of.

A thing that’s fun to think about is that when it happens it will be a GLOBAL celebration. Like there will be video from around the world of people dancing and laughing and singing

Happy 3rd birthday to my podcast about a band you don't like!

Every man with a "Fluent In Sarcasm" t-shirt is dusting off his Chuck Norris memes as we speak.

Now that we're having another fossil fuel crisis, I think we can all agree that anyone who spoke out against renewables was a fuckhead and any politician who continued to subsidise oil and gas fucked their own country and is a cunt.

Every man with a "Fluent In Sarcasm" t-shirt is dusting off his Chuck Norris memes as we speak.

#churchill #banknotes

#churchill #banknotes

Ok. I've got this. Pratchett on the fiver, Poly Styrene on the tenner, Joanna Lumley on the score, Badger from Wind In The Willows on the fifty and Morse's Jag on the ton. Banknotes. Sorted.

Ok, I'll join in. 5 famouses. I've only met 4. Rachel Dungarees Flipsy Stickstack Titty Clues Groprah Bonfire Hagen Daz.

Just seen The Bride. Absolute fucking banger of a movie. Loved it.