Excited to watch the inevitable Elden Ring Any% run using this contraption.

If I had a 400 seat majority in the UK parliament I would not use it to do fascism. I would use it to actually help the British people by regaining control of Tomb Raider.

[uniformed man removing a vulnerable persons’ jewellery] “I’m sorry, we have to do this to avoid fascism.”

Vote Labour

With these Epstein emails, the noncing and eugenics are not as surprising as the poor spelling, punctuation, and grammar. These guys are evil? Sure. AND illiterate?

please help my deceased AI nan is asking for money. she says if if I give her £10,000 in amazon vouchers she can return to our world.

Cranking up the planet-killing datacentre trained on stolen art to promote my socialist event.

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

gabecube

here we gooooo

Bond canon is like the X-Men comics. Started in the 1960s and continues to the present day but everything is happening in a relative "Now" in a weird stretchy timeline. But also all of the events of the non-Craig Bond films from Dr No to Die Another Day happen between Spectre and No Time To Die.

the biker bar sequence from Terminator 2 but Arnie’s POV keeps getting everything confidently wrong. A biker is “Volvo Estate”. A knife is “Old Lady”.

the two best websites are still gamefaqs dot org and marxists dot org because they have basically looked and worked the same since 1995.

[uses maxed out private school and Oxbridge education] “the key lesson of Labour losing to Plaid is that they must become more like Reform.”

after every protest march there’s a load of surprised posts about how the media ignored the march. the media are never bothered (unless they’re trying to smear people). marches are the permitted form of protest because they usually have no impact on those in power.

[UK politics understander] going to bat for football hooligans and saying they represent judaism is a wise and ethical move

In a world of soulless AI content we need more Drew Struzan's helping us dream. RIP. gizmodo.com/drew-struzan...

my favourite BSG character is Leerdammer

looking for precious item in videogame: yes please looking for precious item in Real Life: no

battlefield 6 has, I think very intentionally, restored the 360 era "piss-filter".

The government must step in to regulate the size of bread so it fits in my toaster.

Genius Business Man: the key to profit is we pay workers less Boardroom: yes! inspired. Genius Business Man: AND Boardroom: [gasps of awe] Genius Business Man: raise prices. Boardroom: YES. what could go wrong?

You know how this could be avoided? BritCard.

Excited to be issued my “BritCard” in Belfast.

Tony Blair couldn’t get ID cards off the ground when you could get a doctor’s appointment and Freddo’s were 5p so lets try it when we’re in Hell, maybe it’s a great idea now.

Starting to worry accommodating the far right might help the far right.

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Gibbo’s whatsapp has confirmed Trump’s death. Ricey and Cheeks and are gutted. In mourning, the boys are gonna swap the England flags they put on the motorway bridge for black and white American ones.

If Gene Roddenberry was still alive and running Star Trek, I guarantee we'd be getting thinly veiled allegories about anti-vaccine bullshit or xenophobia. It would not be subtle. It would hit reasonably hard. People would complain endlessly that Star Trek had gotten too progressive.

One steam game per year till Fallout: New Vegas then a 20 month window (presumably getting killed by deathclaws) before getting Amnesia, Bastion, Braid, Limbo, Lone Survivor, Psychonauts, Super Meat Boy, and Superbrothers S&S in one go.

"There are five buckets"

Is horse from fantasy world?

Incontrovertible evidence, now, of *police* investigating families supporting their kids with gender affirming healthcare in the UK. For trying to do the best for your child, following best practice in most of the world, here you get a visit from the police. Thank you, Wes Streeting.

why would the disabled, the poor and the elderly do this?

I will say this until I am blue in the face: The only chance a new Left-of-Labour political party has in overturning entrenched neoliberal power in Britain is by *relentless community outreach* - a vibrant, activist working-class membership that engages in ceaseless extra-Parliamentary action.

What if: Change UK but good

In Jurassic Park (and Jurassic Park III), there’s a character called “Dr. Grant” and the reason he goes to the dinosaur island (both times) is to get money for his research. More characters should be named [Title] [Motive] it helps me know what’s going on.

remembering the history that’s repeating itself makes it worse.

From the UN Charter: 2.4:states should “refrain in their international relations from the threat or use of force against the territorial integrity or political independence of any state” 51:nothing “shall impair the inherent right of individual or collective self-defence if an armed attack occurs”

this looks legit

big international relations lesson for Iran and any similar states: get nukes as soon as you can. put all your skill points into nukes. min max nukes.

wonder if Iran has a right to defend itself

Everyone who is left-wing in the British Isles is a Celt, and everyone who is right-wing is a Saxon.

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So blooming excited to say that a comedy sitcom I wrote called “Gulls”, set in the gorgeous land of Burry Port, will be played on BBC Radio Wales at 6:30pm tonight!

I, of course, hate racism, but I will reluctantly do racism to appease this sock puppet with a flat cap I’ve made.

this piece of wood looks like the monado from xenoblade chronicles