Sonic the Hedgehog runs fast but comes very slowly, if ever, due to antidepressants.

tip: you can eat the raw chicken straight out of the pack and save time, energy and money.

"The mines had to be sealed. It killed Mrs Thatcher, what she did to her beloved miners"

Andy Burnham: what if we exclude trans people from society, compassionately??

Meet the new toilet monitor, same as the old toilet monitor

“taxes on work are historically low” ok but your landlord, your boss, and the VAT man leech away half of workers’ income and only one of those shows up in the data you’re looking at.

There was a school of thought that the Mandelson faction pushed for Rejoin/Peoples Vote stuff in 2019 because they knew it’d collapse the Labour vote in Leave areas and kill the Corbyn project but also maybe they do just love it.

The episode the execs were afraid to make

Do I have enough time to catch up with Destiny 2 if I start from the beginning now before its gone? [No]

Introducing a transphobic toilet ban which will encourage genital vigilantes, progressively

Somehow, People’s Vote Returned

Arooj Shah has spent years pushing a vanity project Eton sixth form in Oldham (where there are multiple good existing sixth forms but most secondary schools are struggling). Curious what’ll happen with this now.

Max from Eastenders has made a definitely not AI generated painting of David Attenborough. £1650.

YES, we ratcheted Labour right and threw various vulnerable groups under the bus, and YES, that has tanked us into the dirt electorally. The lesson here is clear: we weren’t right wing ENOUGH.

Reform want to use detention centres as political weapons against opponents. Worth remembering we already have detention centres, outsourced to Serco and Mitie, barely discussed in parliament or the press. Yarl’s Wood have been holding women indefinitely, for profit, since Labour opened it in 2001.

China, please liberate the UK. Xi Jinping, thousands of us are waiting to rise up. 🙏

Is this good?

“You’ll become more conservative as you age” turned out to be wrong but what about becoming more cringe?

Its taken the sensibles 8 months to reach a frothing rage about Polanski. Seems faster than with Corbyn, then again Starmer and the other melts resigned from cabinet to coup him at the 9 month mark. The antisemitic cartoons of Zack are another level though.

So the guy who stabbed the Jewish people also attacked a Muslim, with no corresponding Islamophobia panic. I’m worried the British establishment aren’t concerned about racist violence but might instead be instrumentalising antisemitism for crackdowns and slander. But why would the Good Guys do that?

“If the Greens had their way all MPs would be on meth” (Fictional) “Me and my pals should be allowed to drink subsidised alcohol at work.” (Real)

What are ya buyin' stranger?

This is very bad. I had to deradicalise myself from doing Illegal Activities (and also talking about it all the time which I was told was “depressing everyone”) after initially learning about this as a teenager. Maybe that was an error.

Oh they can grasp it but: a) burning fossil fuels is profitable b) loads of people don’t care about the future because they’ll simply be dead

business idea: a patreon where you pay people to stop making something

“these strikes are wrong”

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

Huge respect to European leaders and US Democrats for pressuring Trump to back off his genocide.

“Mesa tellin yousa, political powsa issa comin from da barrel of da boom-boom stick”

My son has told me that “Frieren the elf denies Christ” and I will not believe this. Blocked.

Great to see all the sensibles are still shitting the bed about a working class woman saying things that are true.

I have been on a Big Walk and saw this incredible activity for children (fenced off dirt). TAKE CARE!

The labour theory of value has its problems, sure, but its quite clarifying to think: a worker adds 6 hours of value, is paid for 3, then watches the other 3 vanish into the pockets of capital. Our “representatives” in parliament write and sustain the law that makes this legal. In touch? Probs not.

Listen up dumb-dumbs, saving bluesky requires you to grasp the following: GOOD social media culture: posting my think piece about how trans people must go under the bus so we can replace school with means tested AI tokens. BAD social media culture: replying that this is bad.

this is one of those guys where if public libraries didn’t exist he’d tell you how it was all very complicated and silly of you to want them.

If we can raise $153 million we can outbid him and make that Tony Hawk Pro Skater level real.

Tomb Raider (1996) is my favourite one. Lara is cool, the levels rule and its also creepy. The “Anniversary” remake is a good game but lost a lot of the vibe. Curious if this new one will get it back, and also about seeing Unreal Engine 5 Atlantis flesh walls.

AI is a disaster for kids and Starmer’s government have gone all in pumping this sewage into schools. They want to “ensure AI is used safely, critically and responsibly” while all evidence suggest that the way to do that is to wholesale bin it off. No juicy contracts for big tech then though.

This August I'll be doing my first proper Fringe run in seven years. My show is called Backchannel. justified by suffering, refined through effort and perfected by accident. the show is about trust. and if you break mine ill break your head in half i swear to god www.seanmorl.com/fringe26

Happy April Fools, the day where if you successfully deceive someone, you get to point at them and go ‘“IDIOT”, very different from every other day for the UK political class.

A vintage Starmer bungle. His CPS let the 6 month clock run out on the assault charge; the cop had multiple complaints against him already and there was video. Eventually U-turned, too late, when medical evidence changed, then couldn’t convince the jury. Forensic!

Free Parking has been sold to a private equity firm. You now owe £200 just for stopping there. The second time you stop its been turned into luxury flats and you are charged £1000 rent.

Hearing “content creators” are getting arrested in Dubai. Can you still hoot and holler about migrants not respecting the host country’s laws from a UAE prison cell?

It rules that Sora is dead. Literally a month ago we were being told its expansion was inevitable, Disney were going to use it to make feature films. Everyone saying it was actually too expensive, environmentally and creatively immoral and most importantly - shite - is vindicated.

There is a magic about CRT televisions that you cannot screenshot: motion clarity. There’s no easy way to capture it on video and you can’t fake it with shaders. You have to actually see it.

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