Excited to be issued my “BritCard” in Belfast.

Tony Blair couldn’t get ID cards off the ground when you could get a doctor’s appointment and Freddo’s were 5p so lets try it when we’re in Hell, maybe it’s a great idea now.

Starting to worry accommodating the far right might help the far right.

mega-proud to have helped The Delightful Sausage create another, somehow even madder, series of IcklewickFM. please listen!

Talent-stuffed #IcklewickFM has returned to R4. Dive in … Props ‘n’ acclaim to @chriscantrill.bsky.social @amygledhill.bsky.social @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social for the vision. Oh dear lord, the vision www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...

Gibbo’s whatsapp has confirmed Trump’s death. Ricey and Cheeks and are gutted. In mourning, the boys are gonna swap the England flags they put on the motorway bridge for black and white American ones.

If Gene Roddenberry was still alive and running Star Trek, I guarantee we'd be getting thinly veiled allegories about anti-vaccine bullshit or xenophobia. It would not be subtle. It would hit reasonably hard. People would complain endlessly that Star Trek had gotten too progressive.

One steam game per year till Fallout: New Vegas then a 20 month window (presumably getting killed by deathclaws) before getting Amnesia, Bastion, Braid, Limbo, Lone Survivor, Psychonauts, Super Meat Boy, and Superbrothers S&S in one go.

"There are five buckets"

Is horse from fantasy world?

Incontrovertible evidence, now, of *police* investigating families supporting their kids with gender affirming healthcare in the UK. For trying to do the best for your child, following best practice in most of the world, here you get a visit from the police. Thank you, Wes Streeting.

why would the disabled, the poor and the elderly do this?

I will say this until I am blue in the face: The only chance a new Left-of-Labour political party has in overturning entrenched neoliberal power in Britain is by *relentless community outreach* - a vibrant, activist working-class membership that engages in ceaseless extra-Parliamentary action.

What if: Change UK but good

In Jurassic Park (and Jurassic Park III), there’s a character called “Dr. Grant” and the reason he goes to the dinosaur island (both times) is to get money for his research. More characters should be named [Title] [Motive] it helps me know what’s going on.

remembering the history that’s repeating itself makes it worse.

From the UN Charter: 2.4:states should “refrain in their international relations from the threat or use of force against the territorial integrity or political independence of any state” 51:nothing “shall impair the inherent right of individual or collective self-defence if an armed attack occurs”

this looks legit

big international relations lesson for Iran and any similar states: get nukes as soon as you can. put all your skill points into nukes. min max nukes.

wonder if Iran has a right to defend itself

Everyone who is left-wing in the British Isles is a Celt, and everyone who is right-wing is a Saxon.

30 new songs, 90 new prompts & brand new Terry Wogan lore. Join me and @bjalborough.bsky.social for the fifth annual Morlvision song contest this Saturday at 7pm BST at www.twitch.tv/seanmorl for the most eclectic song contest in human history.

#Folklore #Comedy @loremen.bsky.social With @misterabk.bsky.social and James Shakeshaft @edyhurst.bsky.social‬ joins the LoreBoys. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uel-...

So blooming excited to say that a comedy sitcom I wrote called “Gulls”, set in the gorgeous land of Burry Port, will be played on BBC Radio Wales at 6:30pm tonight!

I, of course, hate racism, but I will reluctantly do racism to appease this sock puppet with a flat cap I’ve made.

this piece of wood looks like the monado from xenoblade chronicles

business idea: we put a predictive text that lies in everything. it accelerates climate change and is only profitable in a future that never arrives. investors dm me.

if they’re constructing a huge bell or a skittergate we’re in trouble.

when will “woke” stop killing videogames?

Tariffs making your game consoles too expensive? Thankfully this problem was solved years ago. Simply set up a factory to manufacture the Sega Master System in your country

adjusted for real terms games used to be more expensive in the 1990s BUT you could also rent games from blockbuster for a few quid. if nintendo want to bring back 90s prices they also need to bring back blockbuster.

doing a wall street crash to myself is good actually

nintendo are cowards for not calling it the Super Nintendo Switch but also people thought the Wii U was just an expensive controller add on for the Wii and didn’t buy it so I get why they’ve gone with 2.

thank you nintendo for celebrating the 10 years since bloodborne’s release by announcing “bloodborne 2: its not bloodborne 2 (it is)”

I refuse to take the woke mind vaccine (pepsi max)

I am going to get into Mobile Suit Gundam

what if we secretly use the nukes money to build hospitals and schools and just pretend we’ve got nukes

hacking all the AI websites to rename them “shit for brains”.

why are we spending billions of dollars and speedrunning climate change to build more advanced AI when F.E.A.R. already did it in 2005.

wisely countering my assassin by jumping onto a landmine.

all my AI gone

Checking in with a mate? Don't forget to gamble!

This year I am working on a new show called BACKCHANNEL and you are invited. BACKCHANNEL is a show about political polarisation and communication, specifically crowdwork. Leicester Comedy Festival, 23rd Feb: bit.ly/4heOpJ0 Machynlleth Comedy Festival, 4th May: bit.ly/3ClJVB3

this is a photo of Orwell typing up the list of socialists he dobbed in to MI5

I shall be at @machcomedyfest.bsky.social in May doing a work in progress comedy show. 📣🦡 Come if you wish!! Don’t if you wishn’t! See you there, koala bear 🫡

become a millionaire by relaunching furbies completely unchanged but marketed as an “AI-powered interactive companion with dynamic learning capabilities”

Peter Fleming's Woefully Inaccurate History of the BBC! My 2022 show to mark the Beeb's centenary is now available as a missing episode-style bootleg audio. This is its one Edinburgh performance, when everything finally came together. Manic, sad, angry and a hoot. shows.acast.com/into-the-arc...

few people know its the same “HP” in the printers, the sauce and the lovecraft. it stands for “Having Problems”.

so proud of my son. before and after his “looksmaxxing”.