Queue White & Nerdy. It me.

This part is SOOOOOO funny

Time to Thunder Pup! 🏀⚡️🧡💙

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

Luda selling me multivitamins is the most fuck I am a millennial moment I've had in a while. 🫣

Sad? Why don't you cook about it?

Settling the Millenial song discourse once and for all. If you dont get off your ass and dance, you're a nerd.

Do the dance (iykyk)

I mean, since everyone is already Big Mad about him today anyway? BONUS! He's already got the eclectic wardrobe for the part!

Wagon fan girl checking in

In fact it was pinball

I am pre-gaming for a b-day party at a *bar-cade* There is apparently ski ball, sooooooooo..... at least I know where all my quarters will go.

Tree Shrub Vine Ground cover Bulb Seed

Time to self-report: I just caught myself going *hell yeah* with full arms. 🙆‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙌 (I may have watched this vid too many times.)

This place should be invite-only again

One of my neighbs might have THE douchiest automobile on planet earth.

What *demographic* exactly? Yet, we are all systems go for subsidizing internet church school. Fml

Behold the ancient relic: car KEY

Homer Simpson didn't need an edit button and neither do you

This is so relaxing

Called out

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

Hole(s) update. Looks like the fiber is going in finally? My yard is going to be a mess forever. Sigh

YAAAAAAA'LLLL The newest Charles McCall ad for governor is SO FUCKING RACIST Like, I can't stop laughing, but also want to cry

Get yours boyz ⚡️⛈️🧡💛💙

NIIIIIIINE-THIRTY?! (Me, realizing the tip-off is laaaaaaate as hell)

2-4

Should be labeled as porn.

Happy Mother's Day ya filthy animals

a mf winner

👀 that man purse

SW 29th & Shields is a vibe

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

Who wants to do some donuts?

me, when I am on vacation: I miss my dog me, when I run errands without the dog: I miss my dog me, when I am in the same room as the dog but not touching the dog: I miss my dog

This is my type of yo truck

game 1 on nbc, game 2 on espn, game 3 on amazon prime, game 4 on the weather channel, game 5 on npr, game 6 on the departures board at charles de gaulle airport, game 7 closed-circuit to an abandoned porno theater in newark

It is getting ROWDY outside! ⛈️⚡️⛈️⚡️

Kindness can go a long way, but so can a cannonball. Please choose wisely.

My weekend plans:

Die mad

Big fan of the uni match-up tonight

Follow the thread for a treat of prose and flame:

😤

Don’t let anyone talk you out of a 15 minute nap. That 45 minutes will be the best 4 hours of sleep you ever had.

Oooh look! They made a shirt to match those red hats all the bigots wear.

Well well well looks like those art degrees aren't so useless after all