you people don’t know what fuck that’s delicious is? you disgust me.

Oooooohhhh fun. Our electronic medical records database isn't working. Going to be a fun *manually faxing and charting* Monday I guess.

Get over here and pick me up!

Want!

Word is someone hit the $20k MirFirst Bank half-court shot. He said he was going to buy cammo 001s 🫡

Everything is terrible so painted a shrimp

"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS

Pope trolling is my new favorite form of trolling.

Can check.

Volunteering to de-install an art show this morning. Spent many hours over the years smashing my damn fingers in these portable walls, but damn are they the best custom build project ever. There is even power for lighting rigged in there at full capacity.

Grand slam 9th inning. Fuck yes

The Iranians have defeated Captain Planet

Where are my tall cat ladies at?

It's so pretty

Y'know what, I'm still with it "War don't sex" that's right brother, peace fucks

I just realized a guy who played in OKC got traded to the Twins and won a starting spot! James Outman 10/10 baseball name.

"Y'all means all" won for me. ✌️

⏬️ put it on a sign ⏬️

Oooooh resetting my F1 brain and realized it's time for the race that goes like thissssss ♾️

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

The Cure for Friday night's kiss cam is a banger

For a VERY reasonable annual salary, I will personally drive Mr. Woods wherever he needs to go from this point forward.

Mother Nature spoiled me for the end of birthday week by dropping the temperature 40 degrees for Pho Friday.

Giving up literally my greatest professional secret: 3

A potato slow roasted in butter… You black jelly bean nasty!!!!

Y'all, we live in suburbia. Trucks with a fivehead are really getting out of control.

OKC/BOS is v entertaining professional basketball

@haillemmy.bsky.social I'm gonna need you to try this *for science*

Opening Day should 1) include all 30 teams 2) schedule every game to start at the same exact time 3) mandate that the first pitch for all 15 games be thrown simultaneously to see if we can open some kind of Baseball Wormhole

For the record, 25 tacos and salsa is heavy enough to set off the passenger seat belt alarm. Happy Taco Tuesday! ✌️🌮💃🏻

happy 25th Anniverary of Randy Johnson Killed A Bird That One Time Day to all who celebrate www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih_o...

Wearing the crown of shame 🫠

McCain and his former teammates is cute

There are 24 more game minutes where I am not a fan of Philadelphia and I kinda hate it. But I do not dislike JWill making three 3's in a row.

Gas station narrator God father of dad jokes Sportsball × ♾️ Jeopardy [redacted] Raccoon in human lady form

Okay, so my birthday is coming up....

Now seated for:

Your daily affirmation: Don't worry if you haven't reached your full and terrifying final form yet. Fake your monstrosity until you make it.

***inhales*** FUUUUUUUUUCK THIS SHIT IN MARCH!

lost track of where we're at in the cycle but i know i'm either saving or destroying the economy by eating this guac. just happy to be participating really

Happy pho friday! 😋 [only two more until my next free noods]

Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat—that isn't Indiana Jones.

Two collars, two days in a row? What are we doing here guys

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

I have an event planning joke, but you need to be ready to party

Not one, but two wide neck collars?

Love Shack Hey Mickey Sweet Caroline

New co-worker! Very good boy. Deserves all the treats!