If elected president, no citizen will be allowed to sign a marriage license until they are old enough to purchase cigarettes.

Watching the Thunder game on stupid Fanduel means awful, repetitive commercials and gdi it is working bc now I want a banana split from Braum’s.

Look. It's called a mental health day.

No idea. Norway to Ketchikan, Alaska. Weather?

Lol. Lmfao even. This dude could not look like a bigger dweeb. Excellent work team!

The office Christmas cactus is absolutely RAGING this week!

Ravens attacked the nest and got both eggs over the weekend 😭

This is who runs this account.

It's Saturday! Post a cartoon TV series you love.

Ok, timeline cleanser. Show me your teen celebrity crushes in gifs.

THREAD. My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments. I've collected his work here...

HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Now seated for Interstellar. Will I be able to make it 2.5+ hours w/o needing to pee?

Just let the dog out and it is apparently snowing again?

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college Lol my last semester I only needed my 5 hr capstone to graduate, but 12 hrs to maintain my scholarship. So the line up was: JB Capstone World Music Environmental History of the US Philosophy of Film Tennis/racquet ball

We’re owed a few evil people deaths asap. Like 10-12 for Catherine O’Hara alone. Come on fascist scumbags, get to croaking.

Friendly reminder that if you missed trash pick up on Monday, you need to roll ghs bins out to the curb tonight! ✌️

RIP queen

Love this for us!

rutger, hit ‘em again with facts youtube.com/shorts/EybsP...

Animal care staff hid mealworms and crickets in a box of crumpled newspaper and the meerkats were obsessed. This kind of enrichment encourages natural foraging and digging behaviors, and clearly, it’s a meerkat favorite. 📹: Animal care staff Margaret

Only *almost* busted my ass three times on the walk to the Thunder game! 🥶 The post-game jaunt is gonna be BRUTAL

February 10th is the nexr council meeting and it's gonna be LIT!

Happy "I'm just here so I don't get fined" Day to those who celebrate!

Now seated for Spaceballs 🍕🎥

Star Wars AND birds?

organized, unseen, unpaid labor acting rapidly and effectively? yeah that'd be women

major record labels in the early 1990s

Dear Rich Friend,

Show your lock screen.

Any form of the faith that loses the simple capacity for mercy is an anathema to Christ…

My Okie mayor and governor? 🤔 On the same day?

This is proper use of Al Gore's internet.

The snow got deep enough over night that it touches Nym's butt when she squats, so it took six fucking trips outside to finally achieve a poop. 🙃

Looking for the perfect sledding spot? We know a couple: ❄️ Will Rogers Park, NW 30th and Independence ❄️ Syl Goldman Park, 5353 S Independence ❄️ South Rotary Park, S Rotary and SW 15th ❄️ Scissortail Park, 300 SW 7th ❄️ Douglas Park, 500 NW 47th ❄️ Straka Detention Pond, McKinley and SW 84th

Can't stop making this carrot dance and walk around. I might have a touch of cabin fever y'all.

Your daily fortune: Not every problem can be solved with logic or coins. Some can only be solved with daggers.

Mayor Holt led the Conference of Mayors in a statement Saturday condemning the violence of ICE operations in Minneapolis that has now left a second protester dead. | Brett Fieldcamp reports: freepressokc.com/led-by-holt-...

Wise words from WEB DuBois to gird us today: "It would be shame and cowardice to surrender this glorious land and its opportunities for civilization and humanity to the thugs and lynchers, the mobs and profiteers, the monopolists & gamblers who today choke its soul and steal its resources."

okay hear me out

EGG ⚠️ I missed dang it! www.youtube.com/live/B4-L2nf...

I was supposed to have a group cry watching The Neverending Story this afternoon, but the theatre is closed bc of snow. Stuck inside and the Skyline got me like...

There are generations of OKC advertising and PR professionals who bought houses and put their kids through college and retired by making NRA propaganda and I look forward to telling them they’re all going to hell when they die.

Two eagles in the nest! youtu.be/gbqYsdRqqBY?...

As a sports/Jeopardy enthusiast, really enjoyed this piece by @zachgozlan.bsky.social on why it seems like otherwise brilliant contestants miss a lot of easy sports questions Via @defector.com defector.com/are-jeopardy...

anyone else have weekend plans

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