College Mere: Requiem for a Dream was really disturbing for me Today Mere: Ooooh a new Darren Aronofsky movie. Let's do this I guess

This is how I feel inside when I hear that song where Marceline roasts Princess Bubblegum

finding out via nbc news is hilarious

Opening vignette is great but so is the rest of this story share.inquirer.com/BJvKzy

I bet I can fill this bad boy up before the end of 2025.

I am really sad. Maybe pho will fix me.

Dudes sitting behind me are SO ANNOYING! Can't stfu about the million prop bets they've made. Yelling at the refs and players bc they bet "first player to 2 fouls." $500 on who makes the final basket of the half? You are addicted to gambling. I am not sure you even enjoy basketball bro.

Dags is SCREAMING at the ref during this time out. This crew sucks, but don't choke on your gum coach.

Just do a damn origin story plot where we get to learn about Bond BEFORE he was 007. How did he become a commander in the British Royal Navy? Cast a young actor that can play him for a decade. Congratulations... You've reset the franchise timeline.

This kind of stuff is fascinating to me as I watch bullshit artists attempt to cultivate slop. Shop local. Shop human. I cannot believe I need to say this.

Watching football on my ANTENNA like a pleb.

Oh HELL yes

New nightmare fuel just dropped. One. Hundred. Thousand. Spiders. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/s...

Greed that leads to eating your own tail is unfortunately predictable.

Max Verstappen pod cast is about to be lit! What a race

now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Okay... I am legitimately jealous of this. I love thet fucking game.

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

This one wins for me.

*Clutches pearls* No way this could happen in WHITESTOWN?! apnews.com/article/indi...

Zero percent surprise face. Chef Jeff's Bar Sen did not disappoint. www.news9.com/story/68fa79...

"as we forgive those who trespass against us." Huh.

Snell looks like the Bob Belcher of pitchers.

Dudes rock

A little disappointed not a single coworker or patient said, "FUCK YOU SHORSEY!"

Yes, yes I did just eat halloween candy at 9:08 am.

I think these are my favorite color of the Shai shoe.

Absolutely destroyed all of my coworkers at the Halloween Google Doodle Pac-man

"In the U.S., 30 to 40 percent of the food supply is never eaten, wasting the resources used to produce it & creating many environmental impacts. Food waste is the single most common material landfilled and incinerated in the U.S." -US EPA In the Land of Plenty, scarcity must be enforced by police.

Taps sign

Okay Florida. Then every penny of law school debt should be simultaneously forgiven.

We should be able to submit requests to other people’s therapists like a DJ

This is gd infuriating.

If Monday was a person...

Hurry it up Brad. We had to listen to two damn anthems ffs

Are we on a one stop or a two stop? What are we dooooooooing? F1 is drunk.

Oh we are going RACING today?! Holy fuck F1 Max is in idgaf mode

NATIONAL TIGHT END DAAAAAAAYYYYY

Okie solidarity ✊️

100 pitches

I blew up my F1 fantasy team this week and played a chip.

WS grand slam? Sweet

Snell looks like the Bob Belcher of pitchers.

We are not a serious country

Scotch and cigars anyone? (I love hosting this party every year, but god it smells the WORST.)

I mostly refuse to grow up, but if I haaaaave to I'm going for the cheese.

This line is a banger: Very clever, you cretinous taint stains.

Laminating stuff is my new work happy project. It's like power washing-level of cathartic.

I am a big fan of his but Allen Iverson had plenty of problems with the officiating in the NBA. There is no way he can help the refs in the NFL.