I've been in Chicago for years now and i don't think i'm ever gonna feel deep dish pizza. It's like the inflation fetish version of pizza

I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

Guess what??? I watched every single 2026 Oscar nominated film!!! Thread:

oops I dropped my discord alternative application ID (that you can feel free to add me on btw)

Im a porn account and even i cant condone this level of humiliation fetish

"The Superbowl Halftime show shouldn't be political," says man who would shit himself with glee if Kid Rock were performing with nothing but a gun and a case of Bud Light

who called it umamasume and not

still my favorite portrait :) @evandroiden.bsky.social

"Can you get to my address? Yeah, I live in the Forest Temple. I live in the room that contorts when you walk across it. Just after the flaming skulls and above the room with the ghost wolves, you can't miss it."

Every Canadian who follows me please sign and share this

what if everyone in th whole world goes to bed at the same time then we can all wake up and have synchronized breakfast

hawk tu et, Brutus?

Btw, for any other Canadians following me: You should sign this petition to get US billionaires out of the Canadian news media industry. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

Yay insomnia

Which would be a better place for the 21st century Nuremberg Trials? Mar-a-lago or Epstein's Island?

Bro I hate when my condiments squirt all over my food. Like damn girl I didn’t know you were so excited to be used.

Delete the thing that removing would make anything better. Private Equity

Sending myself things thru Substack because of my employer's firewalls feels like what i imagine smuggling contraband in your asshole feels like

voice training is like anal training but for your throat's asshole

"I need a way to pay/recieve payments" Payment processors: "that's all we do!" "oh perfect" Payment processors: "And also police what you spend your hard earned money on, to make sure you only spend money in puritan god-fearing christian ways" "huh?"

Corporations when it turns from 12:59 on June 31st to 00:00 July 1st

Fantastic what?

I was born after Ocarina of Time, but before Majora's Mask.

hi

Earthbound fans don't significant others, they have Magicant others

It's too late, I've already depicted you as a Mugwump for your unwillingness to endorse the monetary policy of Social Credit

real friends are there for each other

Reskeet if you have more followers than Tommy Tallarico

How long have they been edging for?

Void Stranger

Here's a thread of some of the gofundme campaigns set up for some of the folks who were hurt or killed yesterday at the Lapulapu festival. Please consider supporting these folks and share these links around your networks!

Seriously, I'm struggling with upcoming expenses

Make the Bullies Bust

We're just about 75% of the way there!! Let's bump it up, y'all!!

Post a meme made by you

Every conservative who supports this should have their PCs and search histories searched. The past has shown they do this to deflect from their own predatory behaviors.

no, i have no idea why VLC media player isn't working *shifts around uncomfortably with a traffic cone up my ass*

Well?

Puppy in the snow reskeet if you agree

Tired of condoms. That's why I finally laminated the damn thing.

My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread

If TikTok is dangerous to democracy, why isn't Nazi Twitter getting banned? Genuinely a threat to democracy now that it's stopped being social media and started being a fascist bulletin board for one guy and his klanmates.

Would you? :3c

tysm for 30k here on booskee!! this will be my first time doing an art raffle 🖤 ends on christmas so join nao! #artraffle #art

Me too. Ask Ev anything (lore). [Art by @oravity.bsky.social ]

Any of you guys ever play Final Fantasy V? I'm playing through it for the first time and I'm really enjoying it.