Few things more “Ryan Cady” than full fuddy-duddy ranting about Redwall

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

You mean my living room?

Nicole Kidman is single, everyone wish me luck

Two of my dearest and oldest friends got married yesterday, and it was so magical. I love love!

✨✨✨It feels so good to stay up late writing something I caaaaare about again ✨✨✨

I’m doing a STR/FAITH build based around punching the shit out of people with my dragon hand, and, if that doesn’t work, shooting lightning at them

I am shocked to say this… But I fucking love this shit

One of my tabletop players uses this in place of a traditional character sheet, and I gotta say, it’s pretty handy. A lot of slick and useful features, if you’re into that kind of thing.

bro my speech is so fucking free, bro, like you wouldn’t even believe it

After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by @magnumicecreamco.bsky.social #FreeBenAndJerrys

Look, they do not have the capacity or competence to do this at the scale they want you to fear they do, and your fear is precisely their greatest force multiplier. Everybody who is cowed into silence by their threats allows them a smaller pool to focus on.

We’ve got a showdown, folks!!!!

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

So grateful to the Progressively Horrified crew for having me on to talk about one of the most delightful, goopy, bloody, sexy, upsettingly-bleakly wonderful movies ever made!!

evergreen

Next Friday, hear me hop onto the Progressively Horrified pod to talk one of the best vampire films of all time - THIRST!

Both much easier and much, much harder than I thought

The King

"Do you not know, that in the service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?"

6 years late to the party… (I am bad at video games)

Mantis season!!!

lol I owe my libertarian neighbor a beer

I’m not saying ALIEN: EARTH is “good” or “bad” - I’m saying ALIEN: EARTH makes my serotonin receptors go brrrrr

A perfect movie

It really does sound like you hope it would 🥲

Falling asleep with my fingers crossed

This shit is so frustrating

Will never not share, will never not rant about. Big Bill Gaines, baby - “nobody was ever ruined by a comic book.”

Ugh, y’all were right - THE PITT is dope

Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.

✨ F A R N E S E ✨

BERSERK gets praise for its intensity and brutality (justifiably!) and of course, Miura is a master draftsman, but as with any artist, it’s a full and deep understanding of humanity - our dreams and fears and flaws, how we create our world and ourselves - that makes it a masterpiece.

72 Hours Later: it got worse

Trying not to cheer

Trying not to count chickens etc etc

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve lost opportunities or money because I didn’t want to be a bit more evil, and I’m sure you have plenty of your own too. Cruelty is literally baked into any system that expects you to constantly prove you “deserve” (by purseholder standards) to keep being alive

Love a big ol unexpected financial burden on a Monday

You ‘run the gamut’ and ‘run the gauntlet.’ You don’t ‘run the gambit.’ gamut = entire range or series gauntlet = severe trial Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy

Art Process for DON'T FORGET YOUR BRIEFCASE #1 cover from @eliotrahal.bsky.social @madcavestudios.com & myself! Finished, inks, pencils, and photo reference. Issues 1 & 2 are out now! Reviewers/interviewers - I've got PDFs if you're interested in covering the series! Hit me up!

This is the end of the premium edition of wheresyoured.at - my piece on GPT-5, but I wanted to make sure the conclusion was outside the paywall.

This has been my take for like 10 years, but I’m excited to totally eat crow when I finally get around to playing Elden Ring, in like, 2087

Found out I'm not moving forward with a job that was looking promising. Folks, I am very open for making comics right now! If you've ever wanted to work together--to build a pitch for pubs or launch a Kickstarter--let me know.

Wearily pointing at the sign once again that says you gotta defend porn because these fuckheads see every queer person as inherently pornographic and they always have and they always will. You have to defend it even if you don't personally engage with it because otherwise this happens. ⬇️

Well you are what you eat, I guess

We are getting close to the volume 2 wrap up so here's some punderworld pages in a comic book format :) It's going to be a beautiful book! Tiny nudge to everyone who wants it in physical form to place a preorder :) linktr.ee/sigeel

Florida, unlike the federal government, can be sued for civil rights violations and punished with monetary damages.