Makes me proud every time! Did you know we’re shipping whistles anywhere in the US? Email whistlerequests [at] proton [dot] me for your free 3D printed whistles. We’ve sent over 30,000 so far in December!

Way off-topic from my usual beat, but I think about this specific photo of Kate Bush a lot

Few people know this, but the titular Sponge from the Spongeworthy episode was SpongeBob.

Man trying too hard to seduce a woman: just saw ur profile and ur GORGEOUS like an angel from above! Me, nonchalantly: hey did you know that alligators go through 2,000 teeth in their lifetime?

MCENTIR1.BMF

Remember back in the nineties when it was trendy for like two years to put audio devices in suckers and toothbrushes for children to listen to music while using? And it was literally utilizing your teeth as conducive devices to do it? Wild, folks.

MOLAR.BMF

Pop star Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using “Juno” in an ICE arrest video: “This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”

Something really rubs me the wrong way about people seeing a drawing of a fat character and assuming it’s fetish art. Is your thin character fetish art? Fuck off.

Birthday boy today

Christ. Transman Finland, Church Census and Pre-Confirmation Books, 1600-1916

Attack!! Nationally Treasured Beautiful Tits Found!

The real work hazard for me is trying to avoid being shown the worst tiktok videos

Toad looked around. He saw that Frog was not there. “I AM ALL ALONE!” screamed Toad.

Right. Erm. The sky is on fire.

“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.”

Disgusting. This is a state that already had only one abortion provider, a clinic on the Minnesota border, which actually has already relocated across the river to Minnesota anyway. The ban is just to scare already vulnerable people away from accessing healthcare.

You all want it...you all need it... You all desire GRAVY GRAVY NIGHT!

I guess chatbots are driving now.

I've been feeling down lately. Like, I'm able to be in a good enough mood if I stay in my dissociative state, but I'm so fucking lonely right now. Any love or reaching out is appreciated, though I ironically cannot guarantee an immediate reply. Love you 💖

I've been feeling down lately. Like, I'm able to be in a good enough mood if I stay in my dissociative state, but I'm so fucking lonely right now. Any love or reaching out is appreciated, though I ironically cannot guarantee an immediate reply. Love you 💖

1UNICORN.BMF

Watercolour painting of my daughter's cat, Freddie. Done from a photo taken by my son. A good photo makes all the difference to a pet portrait. I just love those toe beans! #cats #kittens #whiskerswednesday #toebeans #art #watercolour #painting

With communism the red burrito will be 99 cents again.

I was excited to go to the cat cafe until I saw the only menu options were "wet food" or "dry food"

Peer pressuring my bird by telling him spring nesty behaviour is “cringe” now and all the cool birds are having their summer moult

Do. Not. Hand. Your. Phone. To. A. Cop.

Please. Mr. Beast was my father. Call me Feastables.

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Gonna be 37 on the last day of this month! Crazy how time flies etc etc

Hello. I continue to exist!

Here ya go. I have a Firefox extension that sometimes works. Thanks for sharing.

Blinkist is a company that summarizes books so you don't have to read the whole thing.

John Fetterman is like if you asked AI to make an unlikable American Shrek.

“We are not afraid!” screamed Frog and Toad at the same time.

Is today another Edith Piaf (Said it Better Than Me) by Sparks kinda day, or are we back to Lil Beethoven? Who knows, but Suburban Homeboy and Rhythm Thief are hitting this morning. Hashtag Sparks band music etc

“Shut up!” screamed Toad.

I just realized I'm following the Fun number. Thanks @interestingmtg.bsky.social because I think it was you!

39. The Girl is Crying In Her Latte - Sparks #TheTwen2ie5 the best band *from* the 70s continuing to be quick thinkers and fresh idea-makers *in* their 70s. have you ever heard noises in your life that even come close to the noises this makes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTAx...

I made fanart of Sparks

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

The vote is official... People are voting AGAINST salsa from New York City

They love each other.

CHICAGO2.BMF

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Do I have any moots in the Minneapolis/Saint Paul area who would want to meet up for coffee or a meal sometime tomorrow or Monday?