just clocked that the opening game on Thursday is a repeat of the opening game in 2010. hope there's a bunch of vuvuzelas in the ground to mark the occasion.

the Good Kid Maad City film/stage adaptation

#FRIDAYFEELS www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGj8...

DREAM MACHINE AND A HAPPY END: MONUMENT TO A COMPUTER KEYBOARD (a power pop rock opera) MY LAST ALBUM AS COLOURFUL SEVENS RELEASES:: JUNE 26, 2026 PRE-ORDER: NOW colourfulsevens.bandcamp.com/album/dream-...

I thought that "Olivia Rodrigo in her Bernard Sumner-inspired era" was a terrifying enough prospect but things keep getting even more ominous #IndieliviaPitchforko

Stewart Lee was brilliant tonight: "If you're unsure of which toilets you can use feel free to shit in a bag and mail it to Graham Linehan, he sorts through them by hand"

i behaved real nice at school. rarely in trouble, never on report, proper nerd. except when English teacher Mr Hulme said he hated astrology while reading a poem about it to the class. i asked, "do you feel alright teaching us this?" and he sent me to isolation. got put on report for a week. twat.

good god, the levels of "he can't keep getting away with it!!!" would have been off the charts if they'd pulled that off.

LOOK!>> it Mimpy

with Slot being sacked i make that 5 managers in a row who've won the Premier League title in their first season only to lose their job within 2 years? Slot - one year later Conte - one year later Pellegrini - two years later Ancelotti - one year later Mourinho - two years later

27 years ago today! the day i became a blue. 🟢🔵

just gone and had a look at El Hadji Diouf's stats from his Liverpool & Bolton days. god almighty shit strikers were afforded a lot of patience in them days weren't they.

you're in the playground at school and a bully keeps coming over to you and pushing you into a puddle, but every time you try and get up the bully somehow gets paid £1. and that's just all Twitter is now.

got into Boards of Canada in 2010 so it was only a three-year wait for Tomorrow's Harvest. the time i've now spent as a fan of Boards of Canada (16 years) is longer than the gap between the release of Music Has the Right to Children and me being shown Roygbiv in 2010 (12 years).

today's the day. 💙 had to write something for Pep. started this on Tuesday night, finished it at 2am on Saturday. it's me rambling on for 6,500 words as i try to come to terms with Pep's departure bringing on my third-of-life crisis. colourfulsevens.medium.com/pep-guardiol...

our greatest ever. and that's all that matters. 💙

Bournemouth very very good tonight but City just a bit tired after the final and it's shown. still an incredible season that's been way above the expectations i had in August. lots to be excited about, and now we do at least get to focus on saying goodbye to Pep on Sunday. 💙

a day of real mixed emotions. City winning the cup very emotional and special but found out at FT that my longest friend's dad has passed away. 66 years old. essentially an uncle to dozens of us from school & college because his door was always open. here we are on New Year's Eve, 2011 into 2012.

JOHN STONES AND BERNARDO SILVA LIFT THE 2026 FA CUP TROPHY FOR MANCHESTER CITY... TOGETHER!!! 🏆

a cup double for this very new and young team is beautiful 🏆💙 all started with the 10-1 as well, beaten Liverpool along the way. very special cup journey on its own with a beautiful end. 🔵⚪

THE 2026 FA CUP WINNERS... MANCHESTER CITY!!! 🏆

watched The Princess Bride for the first time tonight. think this might be the funniest slapstick gag i've ever seen. youtu.be/QBcoZ56Vv5E?...

here's the one that's *just* made up of planned-but-still-unfinished Weezer projects

Taking you back to this day in 2011 💭✨

absolutely mental direction for them to go in. i love it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSa1...

solution to this Boro-Southampton-Hull situation: promote all three of them and relegate Spurs & Forest from the PL as well. it's only fair.

how good was Phil tonight. that's more like it buddy.

curious to see whether Bring Me the Horizon leave the edgy porn clip on the end of Pray For Plagues on the new version of Count Your Blessings. only two months to find out!

DREAM MACHINE AND A HAPPY END: MONUMENT TO A COMPUTER KEYBOARD (a power pop rock opera) MY LAST ALBUM AS COLOURFUL SEVENS RELEASES:: JUNE 26, 2026 PRE-ORDER: NOW colourfulsevens.bandcamp.com/album/dream-...

well that's it. all the music is recorded. just the spoken word stuff to finish now. then this fucking thing i've been working on for SIX YEARS will be done.

well that's it. all the music is recorded. just the spoken word stuff to finish now. then this fucking thing i've been working on for SIX YEARS will be done.

my last solo album as Colourful Sevens. Dream Machine and a Happy End: Monument to a Computer Keyboard a power pop rock opera. JUNE 26.

OFFICIAL: #ManCity will finish above Manchester United in the Premier League for the 13th consecutive season.

hey all my albums & EPs are on Spotify now!

hey all my albums & EPs are on Spotify now!

had a look at how many times Arsenal have started Saliba, Gabriel, and Rice together this season in the PL (23) had a look at how many times City have started Dias, Gvardiol, and Rodri together this season in the PL (4) oh well!

🔥 youtu.be/74NluS3jzTo?...

To @flyingwalruss.bsky.social, when it comes to TV I have never in my life felt more disconnected from people than during the end of GAME OF THRONES, which I loved.

12th at Christmas. sacked after losing 2-0 at the Ricoh.

2021 - Dog in a Christmas Pudding Coat EP my wife was away over Xmas 2021. she'd gone to see her parents once the pandemic was over. so i decided to re-record two old songs on acoustic guitar, plus a Weezer cover. it was a fun way to spend a weekend. colourfulsevens.bandcamp.com/album/dog-in...

2021 - My Thoughts Only Have More Threads EP as i was writing this EP i made a friend. Facundo - a producer from Uruguay. he agreed to help me. i did all the writing, performing, and recording. he took care of the rest. that's why it sounds ... okay! colourfulsevens.bandcamp.com/album/my-tho...

2019 - Moon more of a mini-album but still conceptual. made chronologically in the year after a break-up, sorta month by month. the writing's a little more detailed, i'd upgraded to an 8-track so it sounds more professional, it's just a bit... slight. colourfulsevens.bandcamp.com/album/moon

2017 - Hem Haw OK better. still *sounds* naff cos i was just using a 4-track recorder, but the songs are stronger. this took 3 years to complete, as opposed to 3 months, and i think that patience is on display. my first attempt at a concept record, too. colourfulsevens.bandcamp.com/album/hem-ha...

2014 - It Does Not Matter shit album tbh. first thing i ever did on my own. wrote, performed, recorded, and "self-produced" everything in three months. you can tell. it sounds like garbage, most of the songs are shit, and i'm embarrassed it exists. colourfulsevens.bandcamp.com/album/it-doe...

have updated/remastered all my releases as Colourful Sevens, from between 2014 and 2022, ahead of the release of my final album. all available on BandCamp. 2014 - It Does Not Matter 2017 - Hem Haw OK 2019 - Moon 2021 - My Thoughts Only Have More Threads EP 2021 - Dog In a Christmas Pudding Coat EP

really good stuff if this is true. City need to look after him - give him a nice big new contract, let him know he can take next season off to get right physically/mentally. there is absolutely room for sentimentality in football and our Phil deserves it.