If the Knicks never win again this year Knicks fans might actually go and kill Trump

even i don’t want that.

So, I need to get a car. Problem: I will never in a hundred years save up for one. Possible solution: doing a GoFundMe. But, I need something catchy in order to raise about $5,000. I mean, I have a stupid idea that will likely backfire. But I need ideas people!

Fuck him.

Bryan Cranston had trouble believing that his 'Breaking Bad' character, Walter White, would sink to the depths of one particularly unsettling storyline: 'Why would I do that?'

Your daily reminder this should be the biggest scandal in American politics right now but nobody seems to care. Ken Paxton freed a man who raped a boy for 3 years. He also doesnt have to register as a sex offender. www.texastribune.org/2026/05/19/k...

Question of the day for @reportbot.bsky.social: how reported is anyone pointing out today's date?

NASA has named the four astronauts it plans to send on the Artemis III mission. NBC News' Gadi Schwartz demonstrates the mission using model spaceships.

And even Pulte's cretinous family disowned him.

Gotta say, I love the fact that Firefox has a built-in VPN now. It's amazing the things we can't get over here vs. what a place like Germany can get. Too bad they cap you at 50 GB a month, though.

Weenie 500. Tomorrow. Me. Wienermobiles. Indianapolis. 2pm ET on FOX. Clear your goddamned schedule.

Thread.👇

Attention @hundreddollarman.bsky.social www.supermanhomepage.com/new-behind-t...

Fuck him.

May the 4th be with you

Hey @reportbot.bsky.social if a thread devolves into Bailey vs. Jennifer, is it reportable?

As God is my witness, I'm listening to WKRP in Cincinnati. listen.streamon.fm/wnkr

Megyn Kelly responds to GOP Senator Rick Scott of Florida (not pictured in this video).

I see a lot of thoughts for Rudy Giuliani, not so many prayers.

Something funny that I stumbled across. And this turns 30 in a few days. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzMa...

Give me a candidate whose pitch is "The government should be run like a government."

Spirit Airlines has officially shut down operations. Well, you know what that means...

'Ron Weasley' yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy.😆😆🤜

I think @hundreddollarman.bsky.social should be granted a temporary stay of being REPORTED by @reportbot.bsky.social, since he needs to celebrate.

It was a toss-up between this, Wings, and Sunrise.

Today's Wikipedia featured article could melt down @reportbot.bsky.social. Just, why is that THE featured article?

Sadly I have to bring this out of storage.

What's a Druski? And what's this person on my screen?

Someone: I support Epstein's friend! Me: Go ask for Sandusky's release. Someone: Why would you say that? Me: You support someone associated with a monster, instead of saying, "Lock them up. ALL of them." Someone: Well now that you put it that way.... That weeds out bots and those too far gone

Me 10 years ago: the Trump kids are pathetic losers, but at least they’re comic relief from their father. Now: WE MUST END THIS BLOODLINE IN ITS ENTIRETY, NONE OF THEM MUST ESCAPE OUR RAGING FIRE

I have a feeling that the booing that Roger Goodell is about to experience from the Pittsburgh fans will be more epic than any booing he's ever faced. A lot of pent up frustrations from the fans over bad ref calls to hand things to The Evil One. For example: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbcg...

Wait, it's back?!?! *quickly searches for what the best podcasting app for Android is these days*

Guys, the nerds did it! They really did time that loss of signal to The Dark Side of the Moon! They reacquired signal right as Eclipse started! And then my Apple Music randomly played Crazy Train.

I searched how long loss of communications was during Apollo. Apparently it was normally less than this. So to answer the question someone asked on Threads, NASA apparently timed the LOC to The Dark Side of the Moon, not Pink Floyd doing it the other way around. Should emerge when Eclipse starts.

So, I created a Substack page. Nothing is there yet. But, there will be. bluorangefyre.substack.com

Jason Isbell Explains How Music Is Like The News But For Sounds. Subscribe to The Onion at https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001bfegPAAQ.

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So, what are your go-to songs to protest the war? My mind immediately went to this, which my parents felt it perfectly compared Iraq to Vietnam. Over twenty years later, it feels to me like a relevant comparison between Iran and Iraq as well. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVpt...

Fuck him.

when meteor

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

After careful thought, I agree with Trump on Iran here.

Iranian drone has possibly hit the Burj Khalifa in Dubai

The FBI being on high alert for terrorist actions is important right now. Too bad they fired and gutted their counterterrorism capacity

It’s definitely spring! The snow is melting, the skunks are out, and the Sandhills are cruising the pastures.

Earliest known #writing dates back over 40,000 years. #StoneAge artifacts in #Germany are editing writing's timeline. Link for more information and photo: www.popsci.com/science/earl...

don't look at the news. look at this

Scientists have resolved a longstanding mystery about the Great Unconformity, a huge gap in the geological record that shows up across the world and has inspired speculation for more than 150 years. www.404media.co/great-unconf...