Just a reminder from a random human. If you watch tonight's #SuperBowl and don't wish to enjoy the halftime show for whatever reason then you are allowed to mute it or even *gasp* change the channel instead of whining. Me? I'm going to play with my cats with a laser pointer.

Just a reminder from a random human. If you watch tonight's #SuperBowl and don't wish to enjoy the halftime show for whatever reason then you are allowed to mute it or even *gasp* change the channel instead of whining. Me? I'm going to play with my cats with a laser pointer.

4) And they STILL haven’t released the Epstein files.

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@tappytoeclaws.bsky.social I bought a Lorwyn Eclipsed Bundle. This was in the first pack. Felt obligated to let you know about it.

The reason MAGA is cheering on the detention of a 5 year-old boy is there’s now one less person competing with them for the affections of 5 year-old girls.

Zero percent chance this is true.

They went from “All Lives Matter” to “she IS a fucking bitch” real quick.

Make it viral.

A Trump supporter will lick Putin’s balls and call for American heroes to be jailed all while calling themselves America First.

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@tappytoeclaws.bsky.social @cmassive13.bsky.social Look how excited he is for game 2 of #TappyHour

Hero, this is the guy all those Americans with their guns claim they'll be during a mass shooting, but never are. This man actually disarmed the mass shooting terrorist loser while being himself unarmed

This is what I came home to after work. Sometimes life doesn't stink.

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

Simple. Effective. Makes sense.

I made you a flowchart: www.todayintabs.com/p/no-one-tru...

I used to work for Harris Teeter in Easton, MD. They did this price tag scam constantly. I would pull down the "bad signs" in my department when I saw them but they would end up back where they were more often than not. You really don't know the half of it. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

Have the election lawsuits started yet?

JD Vance's brother is losing by SIXTY points for mayor of Cincinnati. He's getting hammered so badly I thought he was Pete Hegseth at a 10AM meeting.

This perfectly encapsulates what the GOP position is on the shutdown.

Shows coming up in Tulsa and Oklahoma City.

It is hard to put into words how angry and sad this makes me feel. This asshole is destroying our nation and NONE of the cowards who are supposed to care about this are doing anything to stop him.

Yes. Yes, they do. They COUNT ON IT.

Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”

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it wasn't the impossible to keep up with release schedule it wasn't pivoting the set from being made for edh to being made for standard it wasn't making a set too small for limited to be any good it wasn't having such little faith in the product that we didn't do PT:Spider-Man it was me, Nile!

@amytheamazonian.bsky.social moments after returning from the other stream

When does FOX News run out someone named Ann Teefa to stand up for MAGAts? (or have they already done it?)

Jake's post from Twitter is really good. You should read it.

The man signed a contract telling him what he could and couldn't say on stage. Useless, gutless, parasite coward.

Mandy Moore's candy

Call Mike Johnson, the Speaker of the House, and ask him why he's protecting pedofiles and childhood sex traffickers. His official DC numbers are: (202) 225-4000 and (202) 225-2777 Bossier City office: (318) 840-0309 DeRidder office: (337) 226-6385 Leesville office: (337) 423-4232 Be relentless.

While Stephen Miller claims that Democrats calling him a fascist constitutes incitement, there are hundreds of examples of Miller publicly calling Democrats fascists.

Every time Harrison Butker misses a kick a woman gets admitted to college.

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.

Just so I'm clear: TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft. TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism. Free speech, everyone.

One of the hallmarks of authoritarianism is to terrify people into self-censorship. ABC ending Kimmel’s show is the perfect example of this.

ABC stands for All Bitches and Cowards

I don’t know when it’s going to pop for a lot of normies that they are living under an authoritarian regime, but the cancellation of popular TV shows that make fun of the administration might do it www.vulture.com/article/abc-...

Welp, the First Amendment was nice while it lasted

Whoa.

"I don't care that he's dead." "He's not a hero." "He's a scumbag." "He shouldn't be celebrated." No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd. Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.