When the wife and husband share a birthday weekend, sushi features prominently

Watching right-wingers suddenly discover that Trump is a bad person is wild

Gamecock was OB

Banning sports betting isn’t enough. Fandom itself is a scourge! (Article from 2015) www.vice.com/en/article/t...

It’s week 12(?) and I’m at the “just now looking at the game lines for the first time” stage of grief.

As his time in office steadily decreases, more and more people on the right will start trying to peel away Trump’s power. The vote on the Epstein files will be an accelerant to that process. www.ms.now/opinion/msnb...

Knock this shit off. 😑 😂

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Sushi

Sure

*Mitch Hedberg voice* An electric toothbrush can never break; it just becomes toothbrush.

In my defense, it is a 10-team league

Can’t wait to watch the Pats

Showing this to my MIL and asking her “what’s stopping you?”

10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level https://theonion.com/10th-grade-prodigy-studying-mathematics-at-10th-grade-l-1819577209/

FAMOUS JOURNALIST: Jeff, what do you think about Donald Trump's statement that he knew nothing about you? JEFFREY EPSTEIN: tgat guy wasss there...he nu evereething...him n teh grink

Guys. 😂

It's endlessly funny to me that conservatives in 2025 think they can get liberals to side against the release of the Epstein files by pointing out Bill Clinton's involvement. Nobody's cared about Bill Clinton for a quarter century.

"Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein" is a phrase that first appeared in newspapers in March 2011 and appeared regularly from that point onward. it is INCONCEIVABLE to me that this many people were still associating with him!!

To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015 What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?

every single one of these emails could have been a text. they had texting in 2017 I think. people could have texted their pedophile friend to ask what time the pedophile/race science party started but no. they all have a deep and abiding love for SMTP

Anyone with money, a libido and a lack of game/aura is plausible. Which makes me wonder why Tiger Woods is not mentioned anywhere

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Well then.

One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be

I can absolutely believe this claim but I absolutely do not

Happy Greyson Sigg week and/or Francesco Molinari week

Sometimes I'm disappointed that Bell Biv Devoe's first reaction was to sing about it, rather than call the Poison Control Center like they taught us in school.

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Getting checked into the boards looks like it would be more fun than anything. Overrated move

Let these losers retire. Find someone else

hat trick

The "keep politics out of sports" people pulled off the greatest psyop of my lifetime because they somehow convinced people that ESPN was non-stop politics when it wasn't remotely true and the end result is that ESPN is now more political than it's ever been in its existence.

Country was always going to pave the way. Jokes about formulaic country songs date back 10-20 years

My last word on the matter

*10 seconds of heavy silence into the phone receiver* Court-mandated financial planner: "Now, would this be the same 'Dontayvion Wicks' you also 'added' in 2023 and 2024?" *Several seconds of paralyzing silence* Me: "I gotta go"

You might be able to bulldoze the US legal system but other parts of the world just won’t play that

This seems like the most straightforward and also basically accurate message.

Watching the football I wasn’t awake for last night…. It’s a travesty to help Keenan break the record on a jet sweep. Have some respect for him and your organization

When am I legally allowed to wear a winter jacket without the risk of being laughed back to Texas? Because it was 40° and windy today and I wished I’d worn more than a sweater and sweatpants

There was an old ESPN ad where a sports fan drops a Kafka reference. I don’t remember if it was for SportsCenter, baseball or hockey, but it was funny and now topical. However it seems to be lost to time.

RIP incandescent king

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Not a catch

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

Who you mad at Aaron?