Come for the confirmation that Mack is a real guy, stay for Jeb's semi-assed sourdough recipe.

gotta remember that no one likes this shit

Even the British are dunking on the Chiefs now

Spring ball already?

Yeah well I’m gonna boo the shit out of Trump on Friday. Checkmate

I kiss wootStout @drewcurtis.bsky.social am I just out of the loop or did it run its course? All good things come to an end, and I’m glad it happened.

Sorry, I’m not reading your article. If you want me to understand your politics, please write them on a bullet and shoot me in the head. Thanks

Oh

Little kids are so damn funny

See? It’s not just my bots that can’t handle old news properly all the time

Who could have seen this coming?

An upstream network problem has been impacting almost all Bluesky network services for the past 3-4 hours. Posting and other public interactions are disrupted for many accounts. As connectivity recovers, the firehose and other services will see large surges of events.

You have your Halloween costume; I have mine.

Man is this a bad week to pick the Texans in survivor. Why does this always happen? Callahan could have called plays one more week. Texans could have kept Gardner Johnson one more week

Yeah Dart may have a hard time against the Chargers. But imagine how bad Russ would be?

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"'You have to have thick skin to work here, and even then it doesn't feel good,' a former worker said. They said they quit this year over concerns about the amount of CSAM they encountered."

I'm told I have a moral obligation to discourse there, but the main reason I stopped using X is my security: The owner reinstated a guy who'd posted CSAM there and as someone who's reported on it and people who investigate it I know how categorically illegal it is. I don't want it on my device!

Just wrote about some really elementary football things that make me think Nick Caley has no idea what he's doing. man-free-a-football-newsletter.ghost.io/nicked/

Keep engaging with your X audience YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

It's not enough for Disney to bring back Kimmel. I won't be satisfied until they bring back ESPN Zone restaurants too.

Good? Ok

I think a good playcall would be a long TD to Zay Flowers

@fcc #SunGod

Dan Campbell’s grindset is so strong he doesn’t need those 9 yards

Europe by 3

The thing is, it feels like the damage is done here already. I don't feel the need to turn Disney+ back on, do you?

Breaking: Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show will return on Tuesday.

By tomorrow it will be season ending

The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little." ‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.” So a napkin is a little tablecloth. 10/10, no notes.

Monday check-in. Still flatlining.

Staring at Houston and Miami for this week’s survivor league picks 😬

This is how you do a memorial service with the appropriate solemnity

Astros fans should be grateful. Nobody deserves to watch an extra series of this team

Is Stephen Miller’s speech tonight a continuation of Charlie’s work?

Is this an example of the work we should be continuing to do?

There’s Mac Jones.

Happy @amartin816.bsky.social ?

B Rob sighting

Egbuka catch. Lol

WTF

Worst way to lose a bet there.

lol

Hey that AJ Brown guy is pretty good might want to keep throwing at him

That’s all she wrote for ol’ Rhamondre yeah?

The Eagles are only 57 tush pushes away from tying this game

Kyren Williams @fcc

Hang tight, AJ. They have to start using you eventually

The Browns matte helmets are good because you can’t polish a turd