Yeah I’m done with today

This is already annoying

Good morning. Go birds

This offense though

I asked my Benihana guy to save the onion volcano for a commercial break

This dude put yellow mustard on his wings. I’m going home.

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I just know this will come in handy at some point

My Turkish neighbors got a new puppy and it just so happens the only thing I know how to say in Turkish is “you have a beautiful dog”. Life works out sometimes

It’s apple cider mimosa season

🐻?

Max is such a treasure

I need some bacon and pedialyte

I really don’t need to know a golfer’s heart rate

I know God is real because my power just went out in the middle of a very terrible call

Go fucking birds

Jesus Christ

I’m not enjoying this

Go birds fyi

I adore Carlos Sainz

Hooting and hollering

Goooo Birds

My sister’s neighbors decorated for 9/11

Yay Max

The start of this race is gonna give me a stroke

The Italian national anthem slaps

J/k 🦅💚

Praise Jesus

I scheduled a “shred” class at 6:30 am. Prolly should cancel that…

This game doesn’t count

Well fuck

This is the worst moment of Jerry Jones life since Brown v Board of Education

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Good morning. Go birds.

We love a random skyhigh stop

lol the UCLA game is at 11pm 😭

This dude’s leggings are distracting and not in a good way

I’m trying to clean my oven and I don’t understand how something I’ve used like four times can be this dirty

It’s perfect here

Someone who isn’t me just played Creed at this bar. Show yourself angel of music

I feel like ignoring all of my responsibilities and going to the beach tomorrow

Go birds

Woah the sidewalk by my house is finally open after like 3 years

I’m in charlotte against my will for the third time in the past 6 months

McLaren 🤮

I love an air horn. Everything should have air horns

Being in a parade as an adult is so embarrassing

One of the best feelings in the world is driving the golf cart as fast as you can up to you ball after hitting a monster drive

That was a snooze

This race is gonna be stupid isn’t it