Nigel Farage is the biggest charlatan in British political history. And here's what his constitutents in Clacton really think:

Priorities of this country are fucked. Tories are cunts. Reform are cunts. Starmer and this Labour government are worse cunts because we all knew the others were cunts. People aren’t interested in facts or flags, they just love that they can be overtly racist without fear of consequences.

“DO YOU HAVE A FLAG ON DISPLAY IN YOUR HOME?”

Who'd they get to pose for it?

Zack Polanski, "I reject all of Nigel Farage's politics" Ellie Chowns, "We both stand opposed to what Nigel Farage stands for" Zack Polanski, "People are poorer than they have ever been before. Rich people are richer than they have ever been before. And we've got to redistribute that wealth"

This is a long winded way of saying something along the lines of, I don’t know, no matter what happens in football, the joke is always somehow on spurs.

You ruined it now, I hope you can’t sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can’t sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can’t breathe without me.

How Dopey can you be.

Signing Sweden’s best striker, lovely stuff.

Fuck billionaires, fuck genocide, fuck transphobia. And fuck anyone who thinks any of the above is negotiable.

You can tell spurs fans aren’t used to winning trophies when they have to butt in on conversations and try incredibly hard to justify their existence with one trophy win of a competition that we (and any other half decent team) weren’t shit enough to qualify for.

I think you’ll find it was an “Underground military bunker harbouring terrorists”. That’s how gaslighting works when blowing up hospitals, isn’t it?

Lovely stuff. Easily one of the best signings we’ll make this summer.

This shouldn’t be anything like the saga it’s turned in to. No good reason to not just cut all ties.

Not sure why anyone would expect anything more from Dimarco when you look at that hair.

The fact we had a chance to do the right thing and didn’t is appalling

One argument I saw for #5 to stay these past two years or so was lack of conviction and not sure where Arsenal stand legally with that and I’m not going to pretend I know. But I know that renewing him is a choice. It’s abhorrent and takes that argument off the table. It’s a stain on our club.

Them winning a pot isn’t ideal but they’re still utter shit and it was going to happen some day. Just hoped I’d be long dead before it happened.

Looking at the teams Spurs beat to win it and it reads like a list of characters from Lord of the Rings. Qarabag Ferencvaros Elfsborg Hoffenheim Alkmaar Frankfurt Bodo/Glimt Man United

So pleased we’ve identified foreign carehome workers who do the toughest jobs for fuck all money as the big problem with the country. Was worried it might be someone else.

How my boys have grown. Cally Chambers red card to make it complete.

Pedro Pascal responding to transphobia on social media: “I can’t think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist.” (via @charliejane.bsky.social) [capitalfm.com]

“Why are bills going up?” Because you’ve royally fucked up everything and need to pay the shareholders their wedge and as usual it’s us that have to foot that bill.

If you’re so convinced it’s an innocuous salute, why don’t you film yourself doing it and pop it on your LinkedIn, Facebook, Insta, and set a still of it as your WhatsApp profile picture

Would prefer Brian Gittens.

This has been horrendous from day one. Not like they couldn’t easily find another sponsor, it is a choice and a bad one.

Moussa Sissoko just scored for Watford?!

I’ll be honest, I’m fully up for the miracle of stinking up the place, being abhorrent to watch, and winning the whole fucking thing because the reaction would be glorious.

Were we bad? Yes. Are we gonna win the league? Almost definitely not. Am I happy and basking in Ruud Van Nistelrooy’s misery and impending relegation? Absofuckinglutely.

Mikel Merininho

Big fan of these Billy Saliba celebrations as well, love him. Madrid fans are going to enjoy them next season.

So we spent a load of money in the summer on a left sided midfielder who has been pretty shit but now done a half decent job up top and works hard?

Can’t help but think Sterling found his level against Bolton Wanderers.

I appreciate Wrighty is exhausted and has had a lot on his plate over the last few months, Walcott and Alan Smith are too vanilla to pipe up, and a lot aren’t eloquent or intelligent enough, but this is another marginal gain the club are missing out on by not having a prominent media mouthpiece.

Jamie Carragher quiet as a fucking mouse. Not peep about Liverpool or Arnie Slots behaviour. He has the power & platform to drive the national footballing debate but he doesn’t want negative press to destabilise Liverpool. Kinda proves he thinks this stuff has an impact & that’s why he’s silent.

I've always thought Dads that run out on their kids are absolute scumbags. But now I'm a Dad, I totally get it.

It's not bad luck when you're a pressing team and all three of the first choice forward line go down with hamstring injuries. Especially when he doesn't have much trust in their alternatives. Even more so when one of those alternatives has had two knee surgeries since 2022, then gets an ACL.

I think he liked it!!

“These Plymouth players are overdoing it here. Just get down the tunnel.”

What a save that was!!

Where the fuck have these 9 minutes been imagined from?

NINE MINUTES??!! Fuck right off.

Losing to better teams or better managers happens all the time to everyone and is part of the game. But losing to managers the level of Deadie Howe and Rioja happens far too often. For the tremendous job Arteta has done against the Top 6, his record against these career jobbers needs to improve.

This whole week so far has felt like certain people/establishments tryna take the shine off a huge moment for a black teenager announcing himself, and that leaves a rlly bitter taste

You know the referee was good at the weekend when we’re still analysing basic goal celebrations.