I reckon Josh Kroenke is elite on a night out. Sort of bloke who’s got a phone number for everything.

A lot of glum looking West Ham fans on my train…. Plenty of Arsenal fans smirking at each-other. Lovely stuff.

Thought Usyk had lost a step in his last fight, looks like he’s lost 2 here. This Rico Bumhoeven is pretty good in an awkward kinda way. Interesting start

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Convinced the hatred aimed at Arsenal is drenched in xenophobia. First foreign manager to win the PL First all foreign PL starting XI First team to field 9 black outfield players. They keep telling our fans to stay “humble” We know which demographic those comments are aimed at. Get fucked!!

My thoughts on non Arsenal fans attending the parade: There’s two ways you could look at it. 1) What a bunch of fucking bellends. 2) Kinda shows how infectious joy, love & happiness is, because everyone (even rivals) want a piece of it. I’m picking 1 (but 2 is still valid)

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I need more on this…

That first Mikel interview is gonna hit like crack..

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Where’s your bottle now?

Once Bournemouth vs City kicks-off. For every second that game stays 0-0, we are champions. Goodness me.

This is the calmest I’ve felt about a game all season. No idea if that’s a good or bad thing.

That Italian song was a banger. #Eurovision

I don’t want get ahead of myself but if we beat Burnley on Monday, are we all descending to the Emirates on Tuesday night?

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That Raya decision has opened up an interesting debate Is it a foul on Raya or is it a penalty? People have lost their heads & don’t understand the rules If you’re moaning about the shirt-pulling before the goal, then you’re actually asking for a penalty (& admitting it WAS a foul on Raya)🤣🤣🤣

Fast forwarded the entire game…. I ran out of time in the bank when the equaliser landed. Those 5 minutes under VAR review sent my soul to the shadow realm. Now I can go back & watch the entire game in peace

2 big stiff idiots throwing bombs. This is boxing heritage

I’m a firm believer in the storytelling of football. Every game tells a story & fans have read all the books So tomorrow, hit West Ham hard & hit them early. First shot at goal within minutes Let their fans know the story they’re about to read The CL finalist are in town & we ain’t fucking around

Refereeing decisions are not based on the laws of the game, they’re based on the referees willingness to apply them The referee didn’t want to give Brentford a penalty or send any Man City players off. It’s rarely about the law. It’s always about the WANT of the referee

Bruno vs Declan Rice is the wrong debate imo…. There are 2 players who stand above both of them & that’s William Saliba & Gigi Donnarumma Saliba is a genuine 8 out of 10 every week & Donnarumma has been transformational for City

UEFA & the PL really need a sit down to discuss future scheduling Villa play the Europa final 4 days before Man City on the last day Palace play the Conference final 3 days after Arsenal on the last day. Both teams will be heavily rotated. It’s not a good look

Never seen the polling station so busy. Not that my votes will count for fuck all but it’s still 3 less votes for Reform.

Ben White is gonna end up in Miller & Carter once Kvaratskhelia is through with him. Real shame Timber is dead…

I reckon this Safonov could be hiding a quit. He gives off bum vibes and he looks like a bum as well. Shoot on sight…

The Beast: Gyok Lesnar

That lineup has surprised the fuck out of me. I didn’t expect to see MLS or Calafiori but Ben White is the biggest surprise. He looked absolutely cooked against Fulham

Fair play to Everton, never expected them to take anything from the game. But why the fuck were 3 of their players chasing down a dead ball in Man City’s half in the 96th minute?

Honestly, City are racking up 10 when they play Vila…. Gonna need to have UNICEF on standby.

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If on the last day of the season, Unai needed to avoid a 4 goal defeat to secure Champions League football & stop City winning the league, he’d lose 5-0. He’s a bum.

My delight at the result has now turned to frustration. The title would’ve been dusted by now if we played with that type of intent earlier. Pass forward Pass it forward again Get players around Gyokores Keep players around Gyokores Keep the ball in the oppositions half Take shots at goal.

The Beast - Gyok Lesnar. Put some respect on his name.

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Timber being cooked down the stretch was the most obvious outcome ever. The bloke played every unnecessary minute imaginable & now the tax bill has landed. So avoidable.

Would highly recommend (even if you are not a wrestling fan) I always find the blurred lines between the man and the character absolutely fascinating.

Football will be much better off when penalties decisions are measured in xG & xA. Neither the Ben White handball or Eze foul are crimes worthy of an 80% chance of scoring a goal

Worth noting,,,,, since the change in format, PSG have finished 15th & 11th in the league phase. Those 8 games are more difficult than anything PSG encounter in Ligue 1. Not so easy when you ain’t playing Metz & Toulouse every week.

FWIW Arsenal have 8 players with over 2,000 league minutes in their legs this season. PSG have 3 Players like Hakimi, Kava, Doue, Barcola, Mayulu, about 1300 minutes each. Saka done over 2000 minutes & he hasn’t played for 6 weeks. Much easier to play ball when you’re well rested.

Shearer waxing lyrical all game about Harry Kane’s positioning Fucks he talking about? Kane don’t want none of this PSG defence so he’s dropping in at CB to make himself look busy.

Watching PSG & Bayern serve up generational cinema……. And I’m over here wondering if it’s finally time to unleash Christian Norgaard 🤣🤣

Proper Champions League pen that

That Kvaratskhelia is very good at the going forward malarkey but can he do doggies and cover his RB? I think not…

Gyokores getting hammered left right & centre while Havertz & Odegaard get a pass. Gyokores might be a big stiff idiot but he’s always available, doesn’t shirk challenges & runs his bollox off (unlike others)

Think I was more upbeat after the City defeat than the Newcastle win. We just can’t seem to build any attacking momentum &/or sustain periods of pressure in the final 3rd.

The best worst result we could’ve hoped for….