The great escape is on……..

Wolves are the best worst team to ever grace the Premier League

After two days of non-stop noise about set-pieces and anti-football (with Arsenal being the poster child), im absolutely expecting Chris Kavanagh to deliver some nonsense tomorrow. Noise always carries

What an absolutely dog shit game slate that is. Goodness me.

Did Mikel think we were playing 2005 Chelsea? Arteta pays every opposition far too much respect (bar Spurs) I’m delighted but also fucking drained. Basketball football would be less stressful than this current brand of margin-ball.

Hall of shame 45 minutes from Trossard.

Honestly, that Lacroix decision is insane. Football will listen to me eventually 🤣 Give the penalty, eject Lacroix & allow Palace to bring on a replacement. Lacroix gets a 2 game ban, United get a penalty, Palace still play with 11 men and the game isn’t ruined… It’s not difficult

I swear every time I watch Man United play they either get a penalty or the opposition are down to 10 men.

Has Ben White died and no one told us?

You never see any beef between South American countries…. Don’t wanna fuck with each others distribution lines.

I’d give up my first born for those 2 points we dropped at Wolves.

I love the way Netflix do boxing Zero respect for the sport but maximum commitment to serving up nonsense we all want to see. More of this please

For the record. I watched the entire game in super fast forward (only went back to watch the goals) I’ve since watched the game back fully. Can confirm - a lot less stressful

Fingers crossed Mikel found his answers today. Mosquera coming on early for Timber was promising. Players getting closer to Gyokores (& getting there quickly) Keeping Gyokores on the pitch. Saka coming off the TL & playing alongside Eze. More of that.

Gyok Lesnar 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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I get it, everyone has to get old but it should never happen to people like Jon Bon Jovi

I’m not putting myself through the trauma of the NLD today. Gonna record it, go play some golf and watch the game later in x64 speed.

Everyday is a team meeting day ffs… But if the players felt they needed a come to Jesus meeting, keep it in the dressing room please. No more talk.

That was in December. It’s been a slow death ever since

8 goals conceded by us after the 80th minute in the league this season. 3 of the goals (Sunderland, Villa and Wolves) have come in stoppage time and cost us 5 points. This is what happens when you don't kill off games. Worrying.

Truth be told, Arsenal found themselves top of the league (kinda accidentally) when everyone else went to shit. The home game against Liverpool was the first real chance to prove we were legit. We failed miserably & it’s been downhill ever since

“Ive lost the ability to defend this manager and to defend this team” “If you wanna come at me and say you ain’t got the bottle for it or you ain’t got the stones for it, there’s nothing I can say” Yeah - there’s nothing I can say anymore.

Fast forward the last 10 minutes….. Yep, I’m done.

Yep….. Time for a dog walk

Playing 3-0 football at 1 nil up….. I know these pricks are gonna make me pause the game & go for a walk with 10 minutes to go..

Well well well……. Who would’ve thought. Put your best attacking players in attacking areas and good things will happen.

Saka - going from RW to 10 Sheffield

Would recommend. Good movie this

Saka - finally free of the touchline

Never knew Guns N’ Roses did a cover of Sympathy for the Devil. Enjoyed it. Would highly recommend

Launching a campaign to move Saka to RB because that’s where attackers go to thrive now.

Arteta has made me dislike Jurrien Timber…..

It’s the 93rd minute and it’s Jurrien Timber bursting through on goal

Zubimendi and Eze were a huge problem in that half. Neither are able to get on the ball and progress it. Would genuinely bring Odegaard on for Zubimendi and Saka for Eze

Woeful….. Hook Eze and stick Saka in his position.

Wouldn’t surprise me if Saliba has been strategically “rested” 👇

We're 6 clear and my Spurs mate thinks the leagues done. They're 5 clear of the drop and he's convinced they're going done. Football mate.

A good time to repost this….. My heads all over the place.

Always felt people were sleeping on Man City’s January business. Last winter they spent £200m on overseas signings. This time it’s Semenyo and Guehi, two top-quality Premier League ready players. No acclimatisation needed, and it’s showing.

I could be completely wrong, but I think Thomas Frank makes it to the Arsenal game. No caretaker wants to take on that injury ravaged squad before a North London derby. Makes way more sense to throw him to the wolves after.

Don’t worry. West Ham vs Arsenal on the 9th May is where Declan Rice wins it for us

Gary Neville’s commentary was really something today: Immediately dismissed Silva’s pull on Salah. Instantly dismissed Guehi’s clear DOGSO on Salah Called the penalty for City in seconds. VAR obliged everytime 🤔🤔

A great game of football once again spoiled because Howard Webb is an egomaniacal narcissist who wants the PGMOL to be front and centre of the product.

Would love Mikel to use Saka the way Pep uses Semenyo

Saliba gonna be in for another tough game on Thursday. Brentford like to play vertical and direct to Thiago. If there’s one area Saliba struggles, it’s this.

Gyok Lesnar 🔥🔥🔥🔥