PCA would’ve tried to catch that.

the celebrity/gambling commercials are super depressing but the idea that Luis Guzmán runs a bar that specifically caters to degenerate gamblers and gives weird little speeches about it is hilarious

Lol you still work at a fascist rag fuck off with your lectures about context.

Was he wearing the hot dog costume or

I’m sorry OKC fans, you just won a championship. Booing KD makes you look ridiculous.

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getting hyped for the Blue Jays game

Brewers should've batted Woodruff leadoff in 2018.

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It would help if the Brewers could face a non-deity starting pitcher.

So excited to watch a baseball game I don't care about tonight.

Mostly correct but I will never in a million years vote for a Cardinals fan so they better pretend they like the Royals too or some shit to get my vote.

The only time in our nearly two decade relationship that I’ve made more money than my wife is when I got “academically suspended” from going to Wisconsin for a year so I bartended full-time while she finished college. IMO dudes should be normal and not weird about having a successful wife/partner.

ME: "Girls, I'm going to a college campus today. Would you like me to see if they have a stuffed animal of the mascot for your collection? KIDS: "lets see the mascot" (shows them the Penn State Nittany Lion) GIRLS: (visibly recoiling) absolutely not. Please do not bring that to our house.

Honestly, I think Dems could turn Texas blue with the message, "you really want the president of the United States to be unremovable and unaccountable, like Jerry Jones?"

Two miles from the head of the Wisconsin River. Northern Wisconsin.

That insanity goes down officially as a grounded into double play, making it the only batted ball hit over 350 feet for a GIDP in the pitch tracking era (reg. + postseason). Max Muncy grounded into a 404-foot double play.

My favorite part of that play is that Contreras didn't dare test the baseball Gods by throwing the ball to 3B. He was going to run that ball there himself to protect it from the chaos surrounding that moment in baseball time.

"what the fuck just happened"

Okay I guess I can still appreciate a normal double play if that’s all you’re offering.

Time for Teoscar Hernandez third to home: 6 minutes

FUCKING LOVE THIS TEAM

not sure my favorite part of this play but I love all of it

Some grandpa with a scorecard is having the best evening of his life.

I’ve played and watched a shit ton of baseball and I can safely say I’ve never seen anything like that.

what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee

Gahahahaha omg wtf hahahahahbavavavavvavavvvavvavachahahhahhgag double playyy?!!!

Listen, I'm sure the Cubs would get just as petty against the Brewers if they ever actually beat the Brewers in a big game.

Amin, Wainwright, and Pierzynski have earned the right to call a World Series game tonight.

I’m not 100% clear on the rules around bunting and being hit by the pitch and I’m pretty sure all of Bluesky isn’t, either.

Wow, huge call, I didn’t think he made a baseball move.

Hell of time for your first passed ball of the season.

just realized I was walking down the street carrying my emotional support dinics roast pork sandwich like a goddamn running back high and tight three points of contact

Aaron Boone is going to take over UNC football and do great

I can’t hate PCA, dude knows how to dejectedly lay on the ground like an absolute beast.

I keep losing track of outs… this game might be detrimental to my cognitive functioning.

Heh, Ronnie just called Chad Patrick "Chad Bradford." Old school!

Do news orgs just schedule a post like this every two months or so?

Extremely bizarre stat: Jake Bauers, in nine at-bats, has as many playoff home runs with the Brewers as the franchise's all-time home run leader, Ryan Braun, has in 106.

Abraham Lincoln could’ve gone to the first Super Bowl.

This means that there's at least a small chance that the Cowboys front office came to Jerry Jones with the Micah Parsons trade, he meant to flip them off, gave them the thumbs up by accident, and has been pretending it's what he meant all along since

I'm hoping the Brewers can make it to the World Series just so @defector.com has to acknowledge that they are, in fact, in the playoffs.

Hello @bsky.app I would like to report misinformation on your platform.

Overheard during a quick run to Sendik’s over lunch: “That Miz, once he settled down, heheh … Zoom wow!”

Miz really is Ricky Vaughn brought to life

DEAR MOTHER OF GOD

11 appearances 8 innings 12 hits 11 runs (9 earned) 8 walks 7 strikeouts 1-4, 1 blown save 10.13 ERA since Treinen's hat nonsense.

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