Getting sent to stand around and do nothing because my boss had a brilliant fucking idea is just about the only time I have or ever will identify with an ICE agent.

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Mitski

stock market looks like a win probability chart for a baseball game where a team's bullpen blew a big lead

The Supreme Court:

One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés

See, to me, that was 4-on-4. Goalies are people too

one reset I'd personally appreciate: behind the insistence that we must offer the electorate a little bigotry is the idea that commoners are more bigoted than the richer and more educated, who can be appealed to with high minded policy. but then you Ctrl+F "phrenology" in the Epstein files

I would like to know more about the tourism industry in the Murder In Paradise universe

Listen, this may or may not be true but can we please take “feds say” with an appropriate grain of salt (assume it’s entirely fabricated).

I don't know if I love Nick Castellanos more for bringing a beer into the dugout or for being a pen and paper guy.

to be kind of blunt, if the hardcore veteran activist organizer expertise that you bring results in "light a dumpster on fire, get mad that this is filmed" it's not really expertise anyone should respect, sorry. don't care how many little activism merit badges you have.

“help help women don’t want to date me” have you tried rolling up your sleeves a third of the way and listening when she talks

As tensions build with Canada, many young Republicans are expressing concern about their future ability to visit their girlfriends.

I only lived in Minneapolis for five years and haven't lived there in over 10 years, but when someone tells me they're from St. Paul I have an urge to do a patronizing head pat and say "that's nice."

There are more of us than there are of them.

Harrison Bader will make a fine addition to SF's injured list.

I just saw a blue-black grassquit and it changed my life.

Cardigan wearing sleeper cell activated.

I mean, it’s useful because if someone uses it to describe themselves, you get to kick their ass.

People that just go the speed limit have it all figured out. You know who isn’t pissed off that someone is going slow in the passing lane? The guy going the speed limit. It’s just a much more pleasant driving experience. You’ll learn to be okay with getting there eight minutes later.

Mets fans spent years pining for the Brewers GM to take over their team, and now they're shocked their team is being run more like the Brewers. 😂

Listen, Portnoy sucks, “masculinity” sucks, etc. etc. But unless I’m damaging property or hurting others, please please please do not try to draw conclusions about my mental health or personality based on what I do while watching a game I’m emotionally invested in.

Aaron Rodgers is playing like Obama’s still President.

I switched to Quobuz but Spotify wrapped still works as intended for me (an excuse to make fun of your shitty taste in music).

The Eagles being ass is karmic retribution for these Bradley Cooper uber eats commercials

“Wonderful Christmastime” is extra terrible because you know what Paul McCartney is actually capable of. It’s like if Giannis had an open dunk and instead stopped and took a shit on the court.

Apparently those Oakley/Meta AI sunglasses can answer a question even the notoriously awful Siri has no trouble with! W O W

I guess Detroit is just allowed to commit penalties constantly?

This take aged well…

Good to see the 76ers are still depressing but somehow getting nationally televised.

I may need to add pie slander to my list of blockable offenses.

I really hate that 50+ yard field goals are almost gimmes now.

In grade school my friend and I scoured the entries for microcountries in the encyclopedia and made plans to invade them. Even considered buying a build your own helicopter kit from the back of some magazine so we could fly in and take Lichtenstein or whatever. We outgrew this when we turned 11.

So weird to me when a wildly successful brand tries to do cost cutting on the products that made it successful. These chains get maybe two bad experiences before I cut it out forever. There’s just too many other decent options available to waste my time hoping it will be better on the third try.

Just remembered that time Mike Nolan wore a suit.

Dreaming of Tim Kleindienst getting on the other end of that gorgeous cross from Reyna (could happen soon!)

low key bummed that lizza and nuzzi will never come together to write what could be the worst book of all time

Milwaukee Brewers signed free agent RHP Brandon Woodruff.

The EU ban on neonics seems to be allowing insectivorous birds to recover their numbers. #ShareGoodNewsToo www.theguardian.com/environment/...

I think one of the underappreciated races on “people need to run for these jobs” lists is state bar associations. Every state should see a slate of “we are going to sanction and disbar with a VENGEANCE” candidates in the next few yrs. (You know this is why Bondi’s bro ran for the DC Bar Assn.)

ACAB includes replay assist

I know they fake dated to make her ex husband jealous but that doesn’t count.

My wife and I have nearly identical eyeglass prescriptions which makes this whole situation a thing of the past and it rules.