I just saw a blue-black grassquit and it changed my life.

Cardigan wearing sleeper cell activated.

I mean, it’s useful because if someone uses it to describe themselves, you get to kick their ass.

In 1989, Jose Canseco started a 1-900 hotline so fans could hear him talk about his previous day on and off the field. Yes, this was real. Yes, it was as bad as you could imagine.

People that just go the speed limit have it all figured out. You know who isn’t pissed off that someone is going slow in the passing lane? The guy going the speed limit. It’s just a much more pleasant driving experience. You’ll learn to be okay with getting there eight minutes later.

Mets fans spent years pining for the Brewers GM to take over their team, and now they're shocked their team is being run more like the Brewers. 😂

Listen, Portnoy sucks, “masculinity” sucks, etc. etc. But unless I’m damaging property or hurting others, please please please do not try to draw conclusions about my mental health or personality based on what I do while watching a game I’m emotionally invested in.

Aaron Rodgers is playing like Obama’s still President.

I switched to Quobuz but Spotify wrapped still works as intended for me (an excuse to make fun of your shitty taste in music).

The Eagles being ass is karmic retribution for these Bradley Cooper uber eats commercials

If someone hits him with sugar next they’ll have cookies by the end of the week

“Wonderful Christmastime” is extra terrible because you know what Paul McCartney is actually capable of. It’s like if Giannis had an open dunk and instead stopped and took a shit on the court.

Apparently those Oakley/Meta AI sunglasses can answer a question even the notoriously awful Siri has no trouble with! W O W

I guess Detroit is just allowed to commit penalties constantly?

This take aged well…

Good to see the 76ers are still depressing but somehow getting nationally televised.

I may need to add pie slander to my list of blockable offenses.

I really hate that 50+ yard field goals are almost gimmes now.

In grade school my friend and I scoured the entries for microcountries in the encyclopedia and made plans to invade them. Even considered buying a build your own helicopter kit from the back of some magazine so we could fly in and take Lichtenstein or whatever. We outgrew this when we turned 11.

So weird to me when a wildly successful brand tries to do cost cutting on the products that made it successful. These chains get maybe two bad experiences before I cut it out forever. There’s just too many other decent options available to waste my time hoping it will be better on the third try.

Just remembered that time Mike Nolan wore a suit.

Dreaming of Tim Kleindienst getting on the other end of that gorgeous cross from Reyna (could happen soon!)

low key bummed that lizza and nuzzi will never come together to write what could be the worst book of all time

Milwaukee Brewers signed free agent RHP Brandon Woodruff.

The EU ban on neonics seems to be allowing insectivorous birds to recover their numbers. #ShareGoodNewsToo www.theguardian.com/environment/...

I think one of the underappreciated races on “people need to run for these jobs” lists is state bar associations. Every state should see a slate of “we are going to sanction and disbar with a VENGEANCE” candidates in the next few yrs. (You know this is why Bondi’s bro ran for the DC Bar Assn.)

ACAB includes replay assist

I know they fake dated to make her ex husband jealous but that doesn’t count.

My wife and I have nearly identical eyeglass prescriptions which makes this whole situation a thing of the past and it rules.

Im not in the right area and I don’t have the space but you may be luckier!

Saw someone ask advice for a headache that won’t go away with Tylenol or ibuprofen and as someone that has never had a headache that two ibuprofen couldn’t cure, I’m realizing I live a very, very blessed existence.

a lot of people say we are in an existential fight with fascists but then cannot take it even a single step further and handle the implications of that statement. an existential fight requires drastic actions! taking big risks! it’s not just a repainted “vote blue no matter who” slogan

Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments. My response ⬇️

I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice

we need this, but for kickers

Can a historian help me, is not feeding or paying your troops typically a good idea

I do like our mayor here in La Crosse, WI (I'm as shocked as anyone that has experienced La Crosse mayors) so I can't completely co-sign this sentiment.

Took 37 years, but I’m finally jealous about one (1) New York thing.

I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening

What’s the German word for writing an utterly pointless piece of “journalism” (yes, I unfortunately read the whole vapid thing) produced by being siloed in the journalistic mores of a dead era, and then having the audacity to act like some kind of brave truth teller?

All this talk of annulment makes me remember when my future mother-in-law really really wanted to me to get an annulment from my ex-wife, who at the time was struggling with cancer and I was like, "I am absolutely not putting her through that right now (or ever)". She's still mad about it.

This whole YouTubeTV-ESPN kerfuffle is all my fault. Last time I had YouTubeTV they nuked their relationship with RSNs and I couldn't watch the Brewers or Bucks. Now I sign up for it to watch MLB playoffs and this happens and I won't be able to watch a sports gambling propaganda outlet.

You can define the start of autumn as the equinox, the first of September, Labor Day, or Hey the Juncos Are Back.

In other news, Winona State is also looking for a new football coach. No word on if Tim Walz has an opinion on the matter.

SNAP Benefits are being halted on 11/1 in the US due to government shutdown and the government not giving a shit about its people during it. This is how millions of low income families survive. For todays Pokal games, well be donating 5 dollars for every goal scored to @fooddepository.bsky.social

Meanwhile, the Dodgers have their full bench available.

Please make this the Davis Schneider game.

Vlad Jr. against Sheehan? Decent chance this one’s 8-5 going into the bottom of the 10th.

davis schneider thrown out at third