s-cBBC website plays another exciting round of: Let's name countries we think are important (and ignore ones we don't)!

Well. At least Eurostar services have returned to normal.

Kiribati is not just for 11am on 31 December. Let's make 2026 the year we start to respect the planet not profit. www.who.int/westernpacif...

Status Quo Guardian and Flaggy Prototoast Lie Tank make up slop-grade drivel in yet another failed attempt to rubbish reality, says uber-supremo of the much more important recently founded Lovely Green Unicorn Institute (me)

Offering the Guardian a more accurate headline.

Prototoast petitees: Ooh we can't be doing with any of that equality and fairness malarky. How very dare they suggest we do anything other than keep cowtowing to profit-scraping BigSlop? It's simply offering unicorns! Us: Bring on those winged horses of hope, and watch them soar!

Hey. it's Unicorn Time! These flaggy, AI-addled prototoast Labour petitees are out today playing their favourite game - let's take Green policies and see how far we can twist and misrepresent them. They think Zack offers unicorns 🤣 So you know what to do ... repost with your fave hope-horses!

2025 AWARD Most overused word of the year: "grifter" Not that there aren't many swindlers, conpeople, charlatans, hustlers or corrupt liars out there, just that we (talkin bout) survived and described perfectly adequately for decades without importing this Namerican coinage.

Grand state visits and warm words count for little if tech deals are frozen and trade talks threaten our farmers, public health and animal welfare. What are we actually gaining? #ForeignPolicy #DonaldTrump

The Tempest, Judi (C4 tonight) Our revels now are ended. These our actors, As I foretold you, were all spirits, and Are melted into air, into thin air; And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, The solemn temples, the great globe itself, (1/2)

According to the so-calledBBC website this is the second most important thing happening in the world right now. Either that or they are scrabbling about in the sewer for anti-French aah koon'ri flag-hoisting ragebait and this is the best they can come up with. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

There, redone it all properly for you! 🙂 1. Getting enough food not to starve 2. Having nutritious food instead of polyfilla 3. Finding affordable food 4. Avoiding buying from fascistcorps 5. Trying to eat sustainably 6. Eating fewer fellow animals and more plants www.bbc.co.uk/food/article...

My letter in @thetimes.com today: what is the economy for? #PublicHealth #Wellbeing #Environment #Inequality

😂 Magic

Great way to end 2025 With the legendary Gary Linekar 🥳🙏🏽🕊️✨

Let's choose kindness in 2026. youtu.be/lopMMkz0law

@ stevereedmp (& chums) 1. Lots of people left the Labour Party and joined the Greens... because they support a fair, compassionate and just society 2. And despair of flag-obssessed bigtechAI-funded Labour Prototoast. 3. Hope you find something more constructive to do for the rest of day mate 🤣

A Christmas Day tale in 3 parts. 1) Steve Reed - Housing Minister - launches a Xmas Day attack. 2) It's the Labour Governments usual shit. 3) join.greenparty.org.uk Merry Xmas! www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/exclus...

Happy Midwinter

There's no angel we fancy Except ...

All is not yet quiet, all is not still Local press in Nottingham hightlights the Green surge in the city and beyond today, link below Well done @councillorq.bsky.social and @cllxben.bsky.social for the great quotes, and @joelocker96.bsky.social for the story www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-n...

There is no universe in which any reason justifies allowing a single one of these 8 individuals to starve to death. Those few who have the power to prevent this happening MUST act NOW. Failure to do so would be an abnegation of their humanity, and the people would hold them to account.

Just got the "They're eating the dogs" reference at the start of War of Sea v Land e5. Very good 😉🙂

Honkin orange bawbag thinks it's got class warships now ...

How NOT to report FSA expansionist threat to annex parts of the EU using whatever means necessary 1. Do NOT just quote the orange fascist dictator as your headline 2. Do NOT forget to contextualise the illegality and gravity 3. Do NOT merrily show laughing fascists www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

An interesting and important post where the "EU High Representative for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy (and) Vice-President of the European Commission" gets it ALMOST right Yes, the FSA should butt out. Moreover, be expelled from NATO. But it's for Greenland ALONE to decide Greenland's fate

Looking at the % breakdown, I'd make it FOUR OUT OF EVERY FIVE LABOUR VOTERS WOULD GET THEIR AIMS MET BETTER BY VOTING GREEN @ Labour members, voters, and elected officials, even life-long who still care: It's a new year soon. They left you long ago. You know what to do! join.greenparty.org.uk

And the award for Festive Lyric of the Year goes to ...

2025: Greenland 2026: Scotland Expel them from NATO and boycott, divest and sanction expansionist FSA now.

Are they a) The 11th in a list of people who hunt demons that pop b) Air-brushed Koreans who hunt demons c) People who hunt K pop demons (as in category b peepz who got too big for their boots) d) Just K pop hunters but they are so good at it they are in a demon category e) It doesn't really matter

another for my adultbel series

Let's hope they decide to invade and restore natural intelligence!

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Your regular reminder that a vote for Labour is a wasted vote. It's time to go with the flow and join the Green wave that will wash away the detritus of bigcorp capitalist division and destruction once and for all.

Leaving aside the comedy value of an MP in Starmer's Labour Party complaining about division, this is also just nonsense. The interests of the extremely rich are at odds with those of the rest of the population. Objectively. The division is real, material, structural. You can't just wish it away.

I love summer but the winter solstice is my favourite day The lowest point of the year, but knowing tomorrow the days will be on the turn This quote from Camus is not necessarily optimism or denial. But rather joy as an act of resistance in a world that seems dark & cold #quoteoftheday #solstice

A dew dawn for this solstice. There are wee birds that wake, Shake off damp dark nights, And each or all chirp joy notes On and through whichever sparse branches, Wherever they've found a perch. For now.

And the alien said, "There's one thing that makes no sense about your species. Given that your kind is endowed with the capacity for intelligence, analysis and self-awareness, how did self-delusion become the predominant mode of cognition?" And we said, "I give you the Labour Government in 2025".

Tis the season... When you walk down a road or look out a window and get blue lights or flashy lights or cartoonysanta lights or extra treelights or adverty lights or lightlights that are supposed to give you cheer or some shit like that (ooh lights, right), energy costs regardless.

Maybe it's just me but one of the things I find insiduous and boak-inducing about s-cAI is the way it creeps up on and replaces everything, a-la-Baudrillard, before you blink Those glammy holding shots on your (sic) viewing platforms (sick)? All of them sloppiest of SLOP Yep even s-cBBC are at it

Another good day for terminological recalibration: USED TO BE CALLED: The Labour Party IS NOW CALLED: Prototoast

🎄 Just getting my last Xmas cards out there. ✍🏼 Dear cabinet....

"We meet our challenges with unity, decency, and determination" Why not meet hunger striking citizens being held without trial?

In to thir dirk and drublie dayis, Quhone sabill all the hewin arrayis With mystie vapouris, cluddis and skyis, Nature all curage me denyis Off sangis, ballattis, and of playis… —William Dunbar (c.1459–1530), “Meditatioun in Wyntir” #poem #poetry #medievalsky

Great british government announces great new british makeover for great british railways. "It's not only a paint job", says great british minister. "It's a great british commitment to jiggling great british flags at the front of every great british locomotive. Can we have our votes back now please?"