Good morning.

Movie poster of the day: Léon: The Professional (by Nimit Malavia www.instagram.com/nimitmalavia/)

Heading into the weekend.

I just heard someone refer to Elon Musk as “Phony Stark” and now I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂

Can you even call yourself a proper parent if you don’t spend the entire time when your family are opening presents on Christmas Day hovering around them on high alert with a bin bag to instantly gather up the discarded wrapping paper.

Post a scene from a movie that you've seen more than ten times.

Good morning!

Twas a merry crimble 🎄🎅

Me too, tin of tuna, me too.

Day 1 of my #AdventCalendar

“Siri, what's the weather forecast?" "And when it rains You're shining down for me And I just can't get enough And I just can’t get enough" Oh bloody hell, I’ve accidentally put my phone in Depeche Mode.

Beyond tired. ZZZzzz

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Does anyone else stay up late, refusing to sleep because it is the only time that feels truly yours?

I'll die for Milton 🥹

Mood. Cross-stitch embroidery by @wendyenthomas.bsky.social

Greenhouse sunset 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Business in the front....partay in the soul.

I could sleep for 10 hours a night for a whole week and I’d still be tired.

Massive away win for the little fella.

It’s December so here is a reminder on how to avoid sexual assault.

2 months without cigarettes!! 💪💪💪

Dm me for orders.

The Beach Boys walk into a Bar Bar Bar Bar Barbara Ann. They get a round.

Still my favourite Advent Calendar. 😂

why is there video games on netflix

👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

I know a gummy hate to see me coming.

Post a favourite character doing something Chrismassy panel, scene, GIF or cover.

Well. Moved into a new apartment today. On the 1st floor, I am so buggered. This week really showed flames lemme garden.

Cape Town wind is plain disrespectful.

Don't accept bad cards 😉

Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis

We did it Joe.

Today is one of the most ADULTING days I have ever had to face. Let me straighten my crown.

Cats are the clear faves here on this app.

Terrifying if literal: Neck in neck

Not one of my pimple patches falling into my Indomie 😭😭😭

Felt cute

Adulting is such a scam. I was born to frolic and pick berries, not fight for my life behind a laptop in meetings that could be emails.

Hey guys... this is my mom's cancer fund...it would mean a lot to me if you could share or donate. We start chemo on Wednesday 🫶🏻 www.backabuddy.co.za/campaign/can...

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRDDDDDDD