"I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS." has been playing on loop in my head all day

Cape Town marked safe against this

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I saw some capybara yesterday 😊

It’s 5am here. I’ve been up since 4 to tend (scratch) to my mozzie bites.

Can anyone recommend any smart door handles ?

We ran from Leblon to Copacabana this morning. It was hot as hell before 7am 😭 I even took my top off and ran in my bra, I’d literally never do this in CT, even if it was 40 degrees.

When last have you seen a Doberman?

I generally don’t suffer from anxiety but trying to keep all these streaks going is making me anxious. I need to lose them all so I can just stop. Literally doing my head in while on holiday.

Dinner at Paraty Historical Centre last night. What a place. 9/10. They lost a point for the price of food in the restaurants 😬

Me every five minutes out at dinner: I’m so tired Me just home from dinner: scrolling every social media app on my phone.

Jail

@darrondiesel.bsky.social haha

How do you decide who to follow back when nobody interacts with you? Do you just follow back everybody?

This morning before work I went for a run around the city then picked up a friend and went for a swim at Camps Bay tidal pool and not to be all love and light but I felt so grateful for these small privileges.

Really? Is that what it spotlights?

The should call kids reports: Little Desmond (or whatever you named your little cracker) Wrapped

Will nobody think of the poor starving worm!

Suspect only goes on leave next Friday but suspect’s brain is already at the airport lounge.

It’s December so here is a reminder on how to avoid sexual assault.

There’s a website I frequently use called “Where’s The Jump?” that tells you exactly where in a film a jump scare comes in and I just think the person who takes the time to do that is so nice

Hi Mon Mon.

I hope the person marking my script enjoys marking it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Versin

May I be released from the spirit of Black Friday. Searching and finding deals which I know I won’t buy.

Mood lifter open.spotify.com/track/6ZrOBK...

Spotify wrapped will soon reveal what kind of madnesses this year has provided.

I watched Magpie a few weeks ago and I was so irritated throughout but the last five minutes redeemed the whole thing.

So excited @craigharding.co.za Bet my mother’s gonna say it’s silly.

Hey guys... this is my mom's cancer fund...it would mean a lot to me if you could share or donate. We start chemo on Wednesday 🫶🏻 www.backabuddy.co.za/campaign/can...

Is it possible to not be allergic to bacon but be allergic to pork belly. I have had three incidents after eating pork belly that have ranged from mild (face heating up) to bad diarrhea and once my whole face was swollen. But why would other pork items not do it?

Calling someone a “piece of shit” really goes hard. Worst insult. No notes.

Describe your account in one image.

Birds can fly and we hardly even talk about it

New spelling of liaise just dropped “leease” Source: an email I just received.

Post a non religious picture you think of as holy. Young Trevor 🥵

I’m at that age now where I wanted to ask a random child how their exams are going.

JUST IN: ICC issues arrest warrants for Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu and former defense minister Yoav Gallant for alleged war crimes.

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It's been an epic jacaranda season in Jo'burg. Photo by Clare Appleyard via Johannesburg In Your Pocket.

ICC issues arrest warrant for Israeli premier Benjamin Netanyahu https://www.ft.com/content/0b62f17a-97db-4817-90f8-f98adead79f0

This was a superb sign at Helsinki airport.

Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school Hi. I’m Nadine and I should break my other leg and stay home another six weeks.

If I could just get someone to give me 5k a month, my hair could look exactly how I want it to all the time. I could even get by with 3k.

And now it’s Nov 21. It keeps ticking on, why does it just keep going like that. Relax.

Biologically & objectively attractive ducks are allowed to win beauty pageants again. WE ARE SO BACK.

Elon Musk burner account:

If you're new to Bluesky, welcome. I'm one of the main accounts here.

The wind is blowing blowing but the answer is still not to be found #CapeTownWind