PaikinAndEggs
@paikinandeggs.bsky.social
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Click here to view my profile on Bluesky:
https://bsky.app/profile/paikinandeggs.bsky.social
I haven't logged in here for ages. Are there still people posting here? If so, why?
7 days ago
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I see people are still posting content to this place. I forgot about it tbhonnie.
6 months ago
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OBSERVATION: The world is a piece of fuck.
8 months ago
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An ant poison called âGood Rid Ants.â
8 months ago
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Paying money to be more popular on X reeks of Elon's Musk.
8 months ago
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Has anyone figured out how to deal with people?
8 months ago
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Severance, but only for when I read your skeets.
8 months ago
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Super Bowl: *puts on glasses* Everyone: What's with the bowl?
9 months ago
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Idea: Super-duper Bowlâą (better than Super Bowl, obvs).
9 months ago
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Has anyone figured out what the fuck? yet?
9 months ago
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*first date with a YouTuber* Them: *in the middle of the date* I'm sorry to interrupt, but could you please take a second to rate your experience and let me know if you would like to do this again? It would really help me out and it costs nothing. Thanks. Now, back to the dateâŠ
9 months ago
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Person about to invent wine: Oh fuck, I forgot that I left this vinegar out in the sun for a year.
9 months ago
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The sky isn't always bluer on the other side.
9 months ago
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We are truly living in the most fucked-up timeline when you see a satirical headline from The Onion, and you realise that it's actually plausible.
9 months ago
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Covfefe is back on the menu, folks.
9 months ago
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ceej
10 months ago
I bet itâs okay to eat a little bit of lava
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*on a remote island* "This sucks. Where's the change channel button?"
10 months ago
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Unfollow me for great content.
10 months ago
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I stopped caffeine and let me tell you, I have experienced no noticeable changes.
10 months ago
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Facebook? In 2025? What's next? Beepers? Casio watches? Vinyl records?
10 months ago
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Good beforenoon, everybody.
10 months ago
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Again lmao
add a skeleton here at some point
10 months ago
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I forgot that Bluesky existed for like the last 2 weeks lmao.
10 months ago
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Sorry but your email didn't find me well at all. It found me really badly by going directly to my Spam folder.
11 months ago
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Bitcoin hit $100K. Thatâs absolutely wild. Whatâs next? $105K? No ways.
11 months ago
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If a hadeda is only making a small noise (impossible, I know), is it called a hardly daar?
11 months ago
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I wish there were a viral video that's hilarious, but only if you watch it til the end, but the catch is that it's a minute long and pretty boring up until the punchline.
11 months ago
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mr potato
11 months ago
about to go stage at a rap battle and i see my opponent holding a file with my name on it i glance in the crowd and my therapist is there wearing a new fur coat
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I just heard someone on YouTube say that Rassie always thinks outside the Boks. How absurd.
11 months ago
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mr potato
11 months ago
me: what are you doing daughter: playing tea party me: thatâs nice daughter: *throws teapot in pool* i fucking hate taxes
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That when you become an adult, your brain changes to an adult brain. lmao
add a skeleton here at some point
11 months ago
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People on Bluesky are like "Hi friendos, it's so nice here, how is everyone doing?" and people reply like "hey bestie, it's neat here unlike that other place" and everyone is like "yay, đŒhere we go round the mulberry bush, đ” the mulberry bush đ¶ âŠ" and it makes me sick. Stop it.
11 months ago
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Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school. Hi, I'm Ryan. Hello?! Is anyone listening? *waits* Hello! Anyone? *shrugs*
add a skeleton here at some point
11 months ago
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Hello to each and every one of you Bluesky nerdsâą (everyone that's here tbhonie).
11 months ago
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More like Jaguarn't, amirite?
11 months ago
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SPOILER ALERT: Bluesky is actually quite awful.
11 months ago
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Dave Levitan
11 months ago
Every show gets one and only one unskipped opening credits sequence. This is the way.
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We pronounce the t twice in the word eighth.
11 months ago
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Jaguar is 100% trolling us with that shit. Expect a "now that we have your attention, here's our actual new branding and messaging."
11 months ago
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If you're new to Bluesky, welcome. I'm one of the main accounts here.
11 months ago
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As long as Twitter dies in the process.
add a skeleton here at some point
11 months ago
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Turns out I'm dehydrated. Any tips on how to stay hydrated without having to remember to drink water?
11 months ago
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Tamsyn with a Why?
11 months ago
The Afrikaans word for âhoneymoonâ is fokansie.
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Is there a starter pack for who not to follow, because I want on that bad boy.
11 months ago
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Ok, who's Jack Paul?
12 months ago
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Judging from the socials, Netflix fucked up somehow and Iâm gonna find out how eventually.
12 months ago
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zach silberberg
12 months ago
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If I get to 1K followers on here, I'm leaving. Stop following me ffs.
12 months ago
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*pronounces Bluesky like brewski*
12 months ago
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