I haven't logged in here for ages. Are there still people posting here? If so, why?

I see people are still posting content to this place. I forgot about it tbhonnie.

OBSERVATION: The world is a piece of fuck.

An ant poison called “Good Rid Ants.”

Paying money to be more popular on X reeks of Elon's Musk.

Has anyone figured out how to deal with people?

Severance, but only for when I read your skeets.

Super Bowl: *puts on glasses* Everyone: What's with the bowl?

Idea: Super-duper Bowl™ (better than Super Bowl, obvs).

Has anyone figured out what the fuck? yet?

*first date with a YouTuber* Them: *in the middle of the date* I'm sorry to interrupt, but could you please take a second to rate your experience and let me know if you would like to do this again? It would really help me out and it costs nothing. Thanks. Now, back to the date…

Person about to invent wine: Oh fuck, I forgot that I left this vinegar out in the sun for a year.

The sky isn't always bluer on the other side.

We are truly living in the most fucked-up timeline when you see a satirical headline from The Onion, and you realise that it's actually plausible.

Covfefe is back on the menu, folks.

I bet it’s okay to eat a little bit of lava

*on a remote island* "This sucks. Where's the change channel button?"

Unfollow me for great content.

I stopped caffeine and let me tell you, I have experienced no noticeable changes.

Facebook? In 2025? What's next? Beepers? Casio watches? Vinyl records?

Good beforenoon, everybody.

Again lmao

I forgot that Bluesky existed for like the last 2 weeks lmao.

Sorry but your email didn't find me well at all. It found me really badly by going directly to my Spam folder.

Bitcoin hit $100K. That’s absolutely wild. What’s next? $105K? No ways.

If a hadeda is only making a small noise (impossible, I know), is it called a hardly daar?

I wish there were a viral video that's hilarious, but only if you watch it til the end, but the catch is that it's a minute long and pretty boring up until the punchline.

about to go stage at a rap battle and i see my opponent holding a file with my name on it i glance in the crowd and my therapist is there wearing a new fur coat

I just heard someone on YouTube say that Rassie always thinks outside the Boks. How absurd.

me: what are you doing daughter: playing tea party me: that’s nice daughter: *throws teapot in pool* i fucking hate taxes

That when you become an adult, your brain changes to an adult brain. lmao

People on Bluesky are like "Hi friendos, it's so nice here, how is everyone doing?" and people reply like "hey bestie, it's neat here unlike that other place" and everyone is like "yay, 🎼here we go round the mulberry bush, 🎵 the mulberry bush 🎶 …" and it makes me sick. Stop it.

Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school. Hi, I'm Ryan. Hello?! Is anyone listening? *waits* Hello! Anyone? *shrugs*

Hello to each and every one of you Bluesky nerds™ (everyone that's here tbhonie).

More like Jaguarn't, amirite?

SPOILER ALERT: Bluesky is actually quite awful.

Every show gets one and only one unskipped opening credits sequence. This is the way.

We pronounce the t twice in the word eighth.

Jaguar is 100% trolling us with that shit. Expect a "now that we have your attention, here's our actual new branding and messaging."

If you're new to Bluesky, welcome. I'm one of the main accounts here.

As long as Twitter dies in the process.

Turns out I'm dehydrated. Any tips on how to stay hydrated without having to remember to drink water?

The Afrikaans word for ‘honeymoon’ is fokansie.

Is there a starter pack for who not to follow, because I want on that bad boy.

Ok, who's Jack Paul?

Judging from the socials, Netflix fucked up somehow and I’m gonna find out how eventually.

If I get to 1K followers on here, I'm leaving. Stop following me ffs.

*pronounces Bluesky like brewski*