Mighty Max!

KARRETJIES!

Who is the Patron Saint of copying people on emails? St Francis of a CC.

Hello April! #NewMonth #NewProfilePic

No one: Absolutely no one: South Africans booking accommodation: ok but is there a braai?

Just Jinjer. Goo Goo Dolls. Epic.

Is Mercury on Energade again because whoa Nelly 😮‍💨

This gave me a good laugh this morning.

@snoball.bsky.social happy happy! 🥳🥂

90% of my videos from the racing is just Carlos coming past 🤩💙

Also, St Paddy’s Day Down Under wasn’t too bad. 🥧 🍻 ☘️

We got to see the season opener in Melbourne. From melting on quali day to shivering on race day.

Oh? 👀

The way I neeeeed one of these pancake machines!

Shares of Elon Musk's EV brand Tesla plunged nearly 10% at the opening of markets Monday, following a weekend of protests and poor sales numbers.

Banksy for the win

Been rewatching Schitt’s Creek for the howmanieth time. Still so good!

It’s a Chardonnay by the pool kinda day.

Valentine’s weekend in Franschhoek with this one. Filled with great food & drinks. Love this for us. 🫶

When last did the wind not blow in Cape Town?!

Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?

Dipshit 🤦‍♂️

Showed my husband a new restaurant I really want to try and what does he do? Takes clients there on a business lunch… so naturally I’ve picked out a lovely bottle from the cellar for myself to enjoy. ✌️☺️

Word of the day is ‘arsle’ (19th century): to have a distinct sense of going backwards.

As a Ferrari fan, I really hate when you use the 🏎️ emoji in WhatsApp, it changes to Merc colours.

Archie helping me with the laundry this morning.

If we can all collectively refuse to stop calling it Twitter I think we can handle this.

It’s the Gulf of Mexico. The Gulf of America is the lack of empathy conservatives feel for any living thing that’s not them.

What’s up with men’s deodorant section having this kind of variety lol wtf

Baked.

When the day starts like this 😎👌

The biggest snoot to boop!

Happy February! #NewMonth #NewProfilePic

Archie zooms!

Phil Collins isn’t his real name. It’s a sussudionym.

Another week another loaf!

Nope! 🙅‍♂️🧨✌️🛫

The vibes were impeccable!

Baked.

Us: play Creep! Old man trying to work Spotify: is that with a c or a k? Me: C… otherwise it’s Creek!

Running off last night’s Negronis!

If I could get Knowing Me, Knowing You out of my head that would be great.

😀

LanDough revival has been a success!

When do the little assho- I mean, kids go back to school?