"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read

My freshman dorm roommate (who was a junior) had what can only be described as a shrine to Kate Beckinsale in our room. He was a weird dude.

This is where @funcityventures.bsky.social's Fun Chatty inevitably cuts to The Girl From Ipanema while a cast member is allegedly saying something that would get you banned from Bluesky

It's my birthday next month. If anyone needs ideas for a gift propstoreauction.com/lot-details/...

We need to bring back the 80s-90s thing where films start with the main character realizing they are late for work/school/curfew and bicycling/running through a scenic filming location while an easy-listening pop song plays and the intro credits flash by

It took nearly 18 months for me to find work again after being laid off in 2016, and that wasn't even a particularly bad job market! It's one of the most powerless, hopeless feelings going through constant ghosting and rejection for that long. I've got huge empathy for anyone trying to find work.

Grok, do a vulgar roast of Ian Rapoport's pie opinions.

Meanwhile ConEd is sending me emails like “Whoa - your bill is more expensive than this time last year; whats that about?” YOU TELL ME, FUCKOS.

I don't know that the World Cup was ever corruption-free, but we're definitely achieving record levels this time around.

Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever

narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what

Airplane! isn't in the top 10, and Peewee's Big Adventure isn't even on the list? Ironically, this list is a joke.

They put School of Rock above The Princess Bride and if that's not enough of an indictment of the whole thing I don't know what to tell you.

Not great!

Wow this is bad.

Woah! Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you. If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position. The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI

This weekend barely feels like it happened. This should be, at the very latest, Saturday.

OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!

Your faith was strong but you needed proof You saw her bathing on the roof Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you She tied you to a kitchen chair She broke your throne, and she cut your hair And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

Why would you lie 'bout anythin' at all? First the window, then it's to the wall Why would you tape my conversations? Show your paintings at the United Nations Lil Jon, he always tells the truth

Every AI subtitled show and movie

Please, for the love of EVERYTHING, make sure you slap down the notion that MTG is becoming more acceptable / likable / moderate / whatever when your normie, offline friends and family bring it up re: her resignation. She cannot be allowed to rehab her image with those folks.

But remember, folks! If people are poor it's because they aren't working hard enough!

Fucking hell, why is getting older like this. One of my lifelong best friends is in the hospital, had a stroke.

Keith J Carberry is a musical genius

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NEWS AT ELEVEN! Once again we have concluded a study that proves GIVING PEOPLE MONEY gets them out of homelessness! Who could have seen this coming (literally EVERYONE!) UBI is INCREDIBLY EFFECTIVE!

I'll make a deal with you there Mr. Secretary. Mandate airplanes maintain modern safety standards while also bringing back the luxury of flights in the 50s and 60s. Every seat is like first class. Gourmet meals. Sleeping berths. Then I'll put on a suit.

This is very good. We should do this too.

giantbomb.com opt in, keep your account, sleep like a baby bear

Oh wow, I bet @oceanbound.bsky.social has some THOUGHTS

Currently the closest theater showing this to Seattle is in Bremerton. Then Monroe. This is incredibly disappointing. @siffnews.bsky.social any chance you can pick this up???

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

I know we all hate Fetterman, but he needs us now to click this link. It's important work. Blue no matter who and all that even when they're a shitbag. 😂

Hey I just want to remind everyone that even if vaccines did cause autism (they don’t), they also cause ALIVE CHILDREN, and if you don’t think an alive autistic child is something to celebrate, please fuck off into the sun forever

Man, @friends-table.bsky.social or Great Gundam Project or @neverpo.st or @funcityventures.bsky.social would all kick these pods asses if the criteria was anything other than "be a top 25 biggest podcast in the world" which is the STUPIDEST POSSIBLE ELIGIBILITY CRITERION POSSIBLE

Rian. My man. It's not too late to do the right thing here. People can change their minds.

It's time....lil'crunchwrap week is HERE!!!! @regretagarbo.rip

I love how she writes recipe steps 😂 "then bash them briefly but brutally with a rolling pin"

Some days I feel like I didn't do a ton at work. Then I remember that I exhausted myself telling people that, no, in fact I can't do the thing you're asking because you have just stream of consciousness written a request that doesn't tell me anything I need to accomplish the thing you're asking.

I think missing from a lot of the Cloudflare discussion today is the fact that Cloudflare got so big because it offered, for FREE, its DDoS protection, DNS services, CDN, SSL certs, and security services. And they work well (most of the time). And they undeniably make the internet safer.

He wants SO BADLY to be able to pull this shit with reporters he doesn't like.

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

I'm deeply ashamed that you caught me and very sorry that it happened (getting caught)

Also I think we can all agree GOOD GRACIOUS / ASS IS BODACIOUS is up there with anything Keats or Wordsworth have ever written

I do not understand people who live in the PNW and love the long dark. I just don't. It's depressing as hell.

mamdani is a no go, but marjorie taylor greene the transphobic, racist, homophobic antisemite bigot - they have room for her, they got room for nazi tattoo guy. no room for you though.

I cannot believe I'm expected to go to work tomorrow. I need another week to reacclimatize to life back in the real world.

There is a restaurant at Seatac airport called Sky Gamerz....