🏁TIME🏁 #SGDQ2026 has raised a total amount of $2,408,701 for @doctorswithoutborders.org!!! Thank you to everyone who made this marathon possible, and to all of you for your amazing generosity & support. 💙 See you next time at #AGDQ2027!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Live your life in such a way that people aren't getting out of bed to shitpost about your death at 2am

I cannot recommend enough tuning in to @gamesdonequick.com (well next time since they're wrapping up right now). The community, the talent, the memes, the rallying around a cause. It's awesome, every time.

Damn I love @gamesdonequick.com

I realize we probably need some "official experience" or whatever before we take over FIFA so I propose we take over US Soccer first and get rid of pay for play and also figure out WTF is actually happening with Miami cause there's no way there aren't financial crimes going on there.

This is the correct take. Players *must* learn the laws of the game and not do incredibly stupid shit like this. Even if there hadn’t been the yellow issued to Paredes, Embolo was risking the ref seeing there was no contact and issuing a yellow to him for the dive. On a yellow? Don’t dive.

More simulation cards should be given IMO

On one hand, I don't really want an all Europe final 4. On the other, it would be cool for Switzerland to take down Messi and co

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

Sorry but I'm not watching Man City unless they're playing someone important

I wish Haaland played for a team that wasn't so easy to hate so I'd see him play more often

Babe, what's wrong?

This could have been played in Seattle smh

JUDE BELLINGHAM I LOVE YOU

The Gamble-Doc rule (so named for the collaborative thread w/ @jessegamble.com that refined the rule) is my new stance. limits the number of checks, raises the stakes of requesting a check bsky.app/profile/cock...

Coach nailing someone on the bench with that water bottle is 😂

HEY JUDE!

I love boom boom clap but the row is really good

Your British friend that doesn't say much:

Because then employers won’t be able to exploit workers with shit pay and no benefits.

It needs to be said over and over. US Soccer is gatekeeping our best kids to prop up the “pay for play” camp system and also, Alexi Lalas sucks.

A great takedown on Lalas AND US Soccer! Pay to play has GOT to go!

(for real, though, this is the kind of surprising magic that happens when you make hardware that's easy to program for, sideloadable, and with a nice SDK!)

small handheld. big ben.

the world cup didn't make Seattle amazing. we always been that way. making areas pedestrian only and embracing the existing just highlighted it. public transit, accessibility, embracing local. it's not that complicated.

That NYC subway map overlaid on the Seattle metro area is really something. Kinda makes us look like absolute shit. (When it comes to public transit....well....we are)

Sure would be cool to keep all this stuff!

New none pizza left beef just dropped

Things are moving! Auction will only be a few days, and should go live in the next week or two!

Morocco asleep at the wheel on that one

Would Alexi be more bearable if he still rocked the long hair and beard? Much to consider.

I want to see the post-World Cup stats in stutter step penalties vs no-stutter penalties. I'd bet you're worse off stuttering

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

An enormous loss. The English translator for countless Asian cinema masterpieces, if you’ve seen a Wong Kar-wai movie with English subtitles you know his work. Will never forget he once drafted a few of us to subversively help rescue Bong Joon Ho’s Snowpiercer from Harvey Weinstein. Rest in peace 🙏.

Also Sugar is just good

Rewatching Sugar season 1 before watching season 2. A couple non-spoilery observations. Apple TV shows don't want to be second screen experiences. If you don't pay attention you will miss out. That's good. Make more modern noir! Why did they make him look like Vinnie Jones in THAT SCENE?

Putting Alexi on broadcast was an actively hostile act by Fox. They can't be upset

Universal benefits are GOOD! Even if people that don't need them access them! It usually costs more to administer the means tested version of the benefit than to just make it universal. It also reduces the shame/stigma associated with taking advantage of the benefit.

Read my latest:

This! I worked for a company that made software for school lunch programs and interfaced with the largest of the programs that tracks the means-testing. We all knew that it was more expensive to do that than to just feed all the kids.

I'm out on the town having the time of my life with Mitch McConnell. He's just out of frame, laughing too!

The past few weeks of World Cup travel have been so great. So many wonderful people - but I want to give a special shoutout to Seattle, easily my favorite amongst the host cities I've visited. So many kind, beautiful people. The city has handled the tournament tremendously.

every sounders fan: Jackson Ragen, CB, would've buried that penalty kick

LOL oh man yeah....

20 second long sprint run up >>>>>>>>>> stutter step penalty