He's going to be madder than he's ever been

...what

Pepperjack cheese cubes for breakfast? The answer might surprise you

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

artemis is THIS WEEK btw. we are sending humans TO THE MOON for the first time in our miserable lives. get ready to experience the joy of human discovery, buddy

Happy birthday to the Washington Metro, which opened 50 years ago today with service on 4.6 mi of Red Line between Rhode Is. Ave & Farragut N. System now serves 130 mi. The DC Metro shows that, with good planning & enough investment, the public sector can succeed & build something extraordinary.

Darth coming out of hibernation is a true sign of spring

Sigh.

Exoplanets!

"No, no!!" I scream as the invisible hand of the market presses my finger on the big red button marked INVADE

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

8 hours later and we are done. Finally got my @deathcabforcutie.bsky.social tattoo. I'm so happy with it. Now to get home and rest.

Pretty sure this would be a war crime

If you've never seen the intro to Dirty Pair: Project Eden, you may be surprised to discover that it's one of the most beautiful things ever animated.

Listen it's CAMP

One of my biggest political beliefs is that Problems are Solvable ™️

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

Lá Fhéile Pádraig, a chairde ☘️

Last month the NYT said AOC "struggled" to give an answer on Taiwan and quoted her with "uhs" and "ums" to make her look stupid Yesterday talking about Hormuz Trump claimed he's heard from "numerous countries" and said "uh" four times. The NYT deleted the "uhs" and paraphrased him to look smarter:

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

I can't even find the words to express how repugnant and despicable this post is. People who spew such Islamophobic bile don't belong in the United States Congress. The job of elected officials is to combat hate, not fan its flames. (1/2)

Slowly cleaning up a desolate seaside town and making things nice for Piplup block by block is really soothing my brain this week #pokopia

Watching an Eddington episode of DS9 and torn between "the Maquis were right" and "the Maquis are settler colonialists"

Now that Trump has tweeted about it, presumably he's set off a race between how fast and stealthily the Iranians can mine the Strait and how fast the US and Israel can bomb anything that floats on that side of the Gulf?

god gives his sleepiest battles to his sleepiest soldiers

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

IIRC @joshtpm.bsky.social calls this getting dignity wraithed

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A couple photos from my trip to Las Vegas (well, the Strip), absolutely one of the weirdest places I've ever been

A US submarine sinking a lonely, dinky Iranian surface ship an ocean away from the theater of the main conflict—and 9000 miles from North America—makes it pretty clear the US is fighting a general war, without the declaration required by the Constitution. www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...

I have learned to cook many a thing but one thing I have not and may never learn is what constitutes a single serving of pasta

Offended that @localswampgay.bsky.social has not come up with some new unhinged skeet after hanging out for some hours

The state of the union address was like 72 hours before the US and Israel chose to attack Iran’s capital and call for regime change, and Trump did not even mention his policy toward Iran before Congress, much less ask for a declaration of war.

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.

It would be cool to have a legislature that acted to defend its own constitutional prerogatives and, maybe as a treat, the interests of the people it represents too.

For context, Politico reported Wednesday that the Trump regime thought it would be better optics if Israel bombed Iran first so that America could just appear to be helping an ally rather than starting a new war

This week's Starfleet Academy got me, I cried

Conservatives: brain worms Gays: ass worms really getting the sense lately that the worms are winning

u fuckin wot mate

> Con 1.9% hahahahahahahhahahaha

Wooooooof the Greens crushed it and Labour will be quaking in their boots

Maybe I am projecting but incredible that they managed to get this photo of him performing to get the goods but not enjoying it

democrats should internalize that this is what their colleagues think of them and act accordingly

I regret to say the sous-vide has really upped the quality of my chicken, especially chicken salads. Just can't beat the texture!

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘰𝘯? 𝘕𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴, 𝘐’𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦!

Oops. Don't forget to bring your twinks inside!

NYC's strongest soldiers are it's bodega and deli workers, my god I cannot believe they are open

There is... Just so much snow outside