I've been taking my drinks neat, T. Because fuck ICE.

Well there's my post Thanksgiving tv viewing all sorted

Looking good.

Every banking regulation is written in blood and it’s dope as hell that they want the sugar rush of bankrupting the economy again.

Thought I lost this very weird horse burd mini. Still know nowt about it. Anyone able to help me ID it? @cerberusxt.bsky.social

One side of this ivory "memento mori" features a human face crawling with worms and insects; the other side shows a skull - the flesh eaten away. Date unknown. This unusual object is from the Wellcome Collection in London.

I forgot speeches could be that good

Eugene Debs for your opening quote for your victory speech!!!

Weird waiting to find out if Katie Wilson can please be our mayor while everywhere else everybody is already celebrating

Central District! Ballot drop box at Garfield Community Center and then it's just a short walk to curry puffs at Kanom Sai Cafe.

2-0 is the most dangerous lead in soccer? Buddy that’s weak shit right there. 3-0? That’s when shit gets real dangerous

Last night I went to the Puca Festival in Trim, Ireland. It's all fun and games until someone unleashes a giant demonic hare.

If you don't have space for a whole #mammoth, half a mammoth works just fine. 🦣 @nhmwien.bsky.social

“Can't repeat the past?" he cried incredulously. "Why of course you can!" He looked around him wildly, as if the past were lurking here in the shadow of his house, just out of reach of his hand."

So good

buying giant skeletons this weekend

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”

Well shit now I have to root for the Dodgers

Hopefully what JD Vance sees when he shows up in the Vatican asking for one of those annulment

Would it surprise me? No, no it would not.

It's like she's casting a spell that's putting everyone to sleep. Real Maleficent vibes. 😂

"game 3 can remain tied at 5 longer than you can remain awake" john maynard keynes

Well at least three guys blew their shots so Brian will feel comfortable keeping Frei in goal for the inevitable 0-0 shootout next week.

Dayne St. Clair vs. Stef Frei in a PK shootout is maybe the biggest PK shootout mismatch in the history of the league.

And the collaborators too.

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

Apes! Sick as dogs!

The Mastermind is excellent.

I am so very tired of this idiot.

I once had a pet rat that pulled fish out of an aquarium but this is a whole different level

I think outsourcing this kind of stuff to AI might not be the best idea.

Insert "they are the same picture" meme

It’s like the Osprey books I had as a kid

Many people experience deep shame when they are scammed. And this is usually to scammers' benefit.

I think it's good to have a villain franchise in the league. And if that villain franchise just happens to have the greatest player of all time so be it. And anyway we still (fingers crossed) have Paul Rothrock.

Updating my LEGO White House

All of this is gone. No approval. No hearings. Gone.

You telling me someone as online as this dude never saw the Mitchell and Webb sketch or meme and thought I better at least come up with a better story?

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

Los Angeles vs. Toronto.... where have I seen this before?

was randomly browsing r/megalophobia earlier only to see an image of stygiomedusa with a snorkeler at the surface, which is bonkers since it's a deep sea jelly. 🦑🧪 after a little digging, it came from this paper: doi.org/10.1590/S198... about this observation: www.instagram.com/p/BzlnDMxht0y

This is great

It would be nice if the US had a system of government that didn’t allow the president to arbitrarily tariff whoever he wanted, except we very explicitly do, and since no one seems to care or react, then I guess the rules of our government no longer exist

brb, calling Regent's Park to let them know that Roddy Ho's vehicle has been located

Sorry but this is the funniest headline I will read all year