This seems unnecessarily harsh on innocent mustelids.

There is no such thing as ethical AI and there can in fact be no such thing under a capitalist socio-economic system.

People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie

No level of violence against conservatives can ever be unjustified.

How utterly unsurprising.

Poodle Moth and Hawk Moth

Water is The One True Liquid, but there are three other liquid types: Tea, Soup, and Juice. Tea is water that's changed by the introduction of a thing which is then removed Soup is water that has a thing in it Juice is water that comes from a thing (Thanks to @marble.bsky.social for the diagram)

Maduro's government is bad for Venezuela, but I know who I'm backing in this conflict.

I mean, the imperials do usually have english accents in Star Wars...

"X, The Everything App" has effectively replaced "The Aristocrats!" as a punchline.

The AI industry funding scheme is like a big circlejerk that seems designed for an inevitable federal fraud trial of massive proportions.

here’s an under-discussed danger of LLMs: training you to show your moist ass in public it happens when you spend too much time chatting with bots, and lose the ability to persuade actual humans — who, ofc, don’t have a system prompt to tonguebathe your puckered asshole every time you fart

Cis and desist

And yes, I am going to be denigrating and insulting in my descriptions of any developers relying on AI to have their creativity for them. It’s inherent plagiarism, environmentally destructive, and it’s being used to REPLACE GAME DEVS. To use it is to be a traitor to your own profession. Fuck you.

Five animals I've encountered in the wild (all within city limits): Kestrel - Falco tinnunculus (they nest on top of the building where I live) Red Fox - Vulpes vulpes Wild Boar - Sus scrofa European Pond Turtle - Emys orbicularis European Hamster - Cricetus cricetus.

Somebody needs to show this to Jonathan Ferguson (Keeper of Firearms & Artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum in the UK which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons throughout history) and record the reaction. Hey, @watchexp.bsky.social ? :P

Good lord, how small IS his penis?

Clever girls...

meanwhile hakeem jeffries: "donald trump is the wrong man to run this war against the city of portland"

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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Controversial opinion, but I think trans people should feel safe here on bluesky, and nazis shouldn't.

Never forget.

It’s fine to say that violence is never the answer, but I can’t help but observe that for Charlie Kirk violence was always the answer, and it was the only answer he offered, and, because of the privilege that he refused to admit he had, he could enact it from a comfortable and respectable place.

Calling for violence is abhorrent. It's 2025, send a text.

>opium crisis >disastrous attempts to cut down imports >unrest in the provinces >insane christians attempt takeover >paper tiger superpower constantly facing humiliation welcome back qing era china!

Cartoon animal designs are fascinating cause they can be a collection of shapes that vaguely resemble a person, and the audience will project their own idea of how that character looks in their head. For example, you can't look up fanart of these characters on a work computer.

Doctor I trust more than RFK the Lesser:

silksong is poised to become the dark souls of gaming

Bro can be a girl! 😳👗

Look at this. Look at this and tell me the simulation writers aren't doing five-dimensional hypermeth.

America heartbroken to discover president somehow still alive

And today's Milkshake Duck is... ...the Florida Yoink Man.

I hope you understand that if you show up at a hospital with an infection no one has ever seen before that the US had somewhere you could call. That place would answer, offer testing you can’t get anywhere else and come visit you to solve if necessary.

You see, it's not the absence of the lowest common denominator that oppresses them, it's the existence of anything else

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

The implication that life boats are an "executive perk" on board not-Bezos' personal aircraft carrier is SUCH a nice touch @bclev.bsky.social ...

Today's Thing I Hate Irrationally And Must Vent About: Accidentally hitting the "like" button on some chud's post while scrolling through a thread. I always imagine them seeing the notification in the moment before I undo it and taking it as validation of their bullshit.

not beating the "terfs don't understand biology" allegations

'A NSFW ban won't negatively affect me, I don't draw or post porn!' You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:

A serious message from the Ultimate Florida Man.

Casually dropping this into a group full of sub folks to see what happens.

Elon Musk casually, and illegally, dismantled USAID. According to a new study in the Lancet, that action will lead to *14 million* premature deaths between 2025 and 2030. Again: Elon Musk is directly responsible for 14 million coming deaths. 4.5 million will be children.

This is the point where my Bullshitometer melted.