bouba and kiki vs the goblins of grueland!

yell at me if you see me on here again tonight please

i am going to bed now i deff have a phone problem that i have not gotten over :(

gonna de acc for a bit because i'm super anxious

tired mother speaking to her child at 2:30 in the morning: cis men aren't real and they can't hurt you

i should just go to bed, all i do late at night on here is argue with cis men!

cis male "ally" phrasebook "wow, that judgement is so shitty, the "justice" system is inherently bigoted" "that's cruel and you don't deserve any of that" "im sorry" "cute top! but low cut skinny jeans aren't a good look for you, try a higher waist with lots of room in the leg"

Space Godzilla ✨

i know this is like ten years late, but in age of ultron they shoulda had quicksilver push his sister out of the way of a laser or some shit, rather than just normal bullets

bouba and kiki vs the goblins of grueland!

wip on goran's bouba & kiki charecters

Your honor, I love them

thinking about my friend as a kid who's parents didn't let her drink grape juice because it was too catholic

oh woah one of the kids i went to school with plays pro baseball now

post your warning label

toxic yuri where a woman kills a man in a duel over some bullshit and takes his wife as her ladies maid

ophelia is pretty good, but i've been thinking about something taking one like hazel for a while, although that one and all the other good floral/nature names are taken by my large collection of hippy cousins

when the gay guy retweets tit pics on your timeline, you know they're gonna be biteable

my sister: it's not my fault the bar burned down!

i need a silicone like, oral stim thing that i can just chew on instead of grinding my teeth absentmindedly all the time

i want phantogram to play near me again this summer...

transitioning so hard i turn nearby repper dads into femcel moms

forget the champagne of beers, this is the beer to mog other beers

anarchists saying not to read the brothers karamazov because it isn't critical enough is hilarious

what is it with trans women and playing the trombone in 4th grade?

i need a wife with an asmr channel so she has elite back scratch skills

people are still thirsting over emoji angel in my notifs so this one's for you guys. I see you.

I love this text post so I drew it

do not quote post me with replies turned off, mine were on so you could respond

so annoyed that we can't steal ac from next door at work

average tme: look, (insert cuture) has a third sex/gender* wow! they're so woke, unlike western trans women. *ignoring all the "third gendered" women saying that it's just a local slur for trans women

yeah

i hate alexander graham bell

i wanna office job where i never have to answer the phone

i am a rude heretic pirate witch

i challenge you to a duel, my maids will collect you at 11 tomorrow

@constablelabeler.bsky.social i am a heretic

@constablelabeler.bsky.social i am a witch and a pirate

Dentist.

norway won, dang

superman would lose to magneto more often than he would win

discourse voice: are people with tulpas stealing plural valor?

discourse voice: saying "everyone" is uninclusive because it doesn't include plural people

boymoder asterix and chudjak obelix

will "pedophile defender" stancil