Another week another corner flag right next to the away end.

I assume you are aware @gwladruns.bsky.social

Fucking hell, UFO on TOTP. I don't remember this.

Patterson's hair cut really bothered me more than it should. Very John off Dear John.

I have actually been in a real life, not a piss take situation, where a bloke has got out a guitar and sang Froggy Went A Courting.

In better Everton news, Mac9's stand up job on Amo's chompers shining through in his fine commentary on this AFCON game.

That Mali keeper seems the shortest fella on the team. And those commentators made that game.

Oh no, Max Eider died. Not that long after Pat Fish himself really. Have me a lot of pleasure seeing them in the 80s when I moved to London.

Nae Pasaran! On BBC Scotland right now, if you are interested in how Scottish unions helped fight fascism in Chile. Brilliant documentary.

I think i might be addicted to seeing that Szoboszlai disappointed. Started with that Ireland game and just keeps getting better.

Get in there.

In the halal shop, Norman Road, St Leonards on Sea, in case you were wondering where I was when I got the excellent news Barry had scored. Made up for him.

In the last few months, I have got questions right about Polonius and Laertes in some pub quiz and now they think I'm the go to Shakespeare expert, but I only knew the answers because of that Simpsons episode with Chief Wiggum and Ralph in those roles. I tell them this, but to no avail.

Watching that Franco programme on PBS America and remembered a book I wanted to read, Javier Cercas' The Imposter, which I half read years ago. Ordered it and have just seen it on the bookshelf. #fuckoffeverton

💙 #efc

Observations from my brief visit home. The Adelphi, which at 58 I've never actually been in until last night, needs better windows that don't rattle when it's very, very wind. Also those folk at the Merseyside Area Narcotics Anonymous conference at said venue really know how to party.

Long old day that, just back in Hastings. First game at Hill Dickinson (thanks Matthew Lumby you hideous kopite) and thought I might have burst my stitches when Grealish scored. Thanks to the 2 fellas who made sure I was ok afterwards. I absolutely love Everton right now.

Who knew there were such big fans of The Spellow out there?

Goddam badgers.

Last time I saw Fermin Muguruza was in Bilbo Arena with thousands of others. Last night in London was amazing. If you are in Dublin tonight and there are tickets, get along there and get involved.

Seems a fair retaliation.

Ooh hello Pilar. Worth ploughing through this dirge of Eldorado after all.

Not my words, Carol ...

I'd buy a t-shirt that said "Very Very Wind". Nothing else. No crest, nothing. It'd be our equivalent of Freemasonry. Sort it out Yanks.

For the ultimate leveller and part of my anti-bullying campaign I’d make this haircut compulsory for everyone. Sensible policies for a happier Britain.

Watching that Starve Acre film. Oh come on you all thought about him. If you're over 50 that is.

I keep thinking about this.

Fixed it. #Everton

I really don't get the whole celebration police thing. Why on earth can we not go mad in the ground when scoring a 97th minute equaliser against our rivals. Throw into the mix the last derby at Goodison, potentially the last night game. Weirder if you didn't celebrate "Like you've won the league"

Impressed at my predictive text's first suggestion option for completing this section. Obviously it should be Local Government Officer.

Still regret not buying it.

Considered sacking off the game today because there's a rail replacement between St Leonards and Bexhill. One stop. Worser blue me. But I'm going to go, so where's MY medal?

Pronouncing billiard room like granny Clampett there.

For history’s sake, record of a late stage capitalism life arc

Oh, Dyonisus, you've had enough, time to go home mate.

- Housebroken - Great with kids and adults - Thrice-divorced - Masters in English Literature - Marxist - Loves to cuddle

More Arab telly. Good to see both Action Man and Ron Atkinson's leather still getting work.

This TV sheikh reminds me of Dick Emery's vicar.

The fact that P doesn't exist in Arabic is a constant source of amusement to me. And obviously them too.

The Scorpions 'Another Piece of Meat' came on my Spotify this morning and it always reminds of when my mate John had to have a medical circumcision and we called him Herman Rarebell afterwards. Anyway, keep up the great work. Great site lads.

Shout out to East Sussex social care telephone line, that hold music from a 1970s bongo movie will really make the old folks misty-eyed.

Nice to see Liverpool vernacular in the name of a band from Essex.

To be fair she DOES look like a chicken