At the Panto this morning. Nursing a 4/10 hangover. Could've been worse, but stopped drinking early and got a kebab. Can't beat a day at the footy when 3 points are gained and my boy Barry scores 💙

League table looks good waking up this morning 🤘

Fuck off you scab bastards 💙 and Dyche you scotch egg fucker 💙

What a venue 💙

I hate to say it but ...

Decent spec 💙

Unsure how you forget your jacket and shoes, but 🤷

Off we go 🚀

Back down the Hill Dickinson after missing the last couple of matches. Hopefully we can get the win and really push into that European football mix. On the Chorley Toffees fun bus too which should be fun. Probably bladdered by kick off.

Rio Ferdinand - Man of the People 🤢

15th June - 20th June. Could do with South American teams and USA/Canada not having games around the East Coast. Probably hope no Scotland games either. Not sure I wanna be listening to bagpipes for a week in New York. Take Eng, Ireland, Norn or Wales games. Or Germany / Netherlands. 🤞

Moyes 😂😂

KDH been excellent in our last 3 wins. Even ok against Newcastle, and scored a belting goal.

Just looking at some stats around Barry. He has started 7 games this season. Everton have won 5, drawn 1 and lost 1. Yes he hasn't scored, but the team is definitely better when he plays, and results on the pitch show that. Goal incoming on Saturday 🟦🤍

Love the fact I can now get an alcohol free Corona as part of my One Stop meal deal. Game changer 😂

No fullback really is killing us isn't it. Just seeing Newcastle with 2 average premier league fullback whipping balls in getting assists. Myko is shite and JOB is a CB. Would be throwing whatever is in the coffees at that in Jan.

I think conceding after 53 seconds and being 3-0 down at HT didn't help the atmosphere. Just a hunch though.

1 goal every 5 mins for the win. We are on par.

Moyes gets the young lads on please

Feel for Barry. Just building the pressure on the lad. 2 chalked off in successive home games

Everton never come back from 3-0 down in a PL game according to commentary. I mean we have, but not to draw or win.

Plenty of people leaving HD judging by the drone footage at HT.

That's Tim done for me. Not up to the level to start in a 2 man midfield sitting deeper. Aznou or McNeil on at LB for Myko. He's ok at defending but a horrific footballer. Can tell the players don't want to pass to him.

Can't do the basics here. 5 yard passes going wrong

Obviously Pickford should've saved it but what the fuck is Tim doing

Awful

Been quality first 15 bar the obvious. Carry on like this and we win still.

Why is a Lino giving a throw from 35 yards away, when th ref gives it the other way from 5 yards away.

Wife's away, I got the kids so no match for me today. Tele and some Leffe will have to do. Let's beat these horse punchers today!

A lot of booing at this Eagles game. Sounds like Anfield.

Jordan Henderson in goal for Everton 🤔

If anyone knows anyone who is opening a venue that needs a booking system, fire them my way. Based off some work with a Darts venue near me, I have created a SaaS booking platform directed at mainly social sports (Darts, Golf, Shuffleboard etc) but activity agnostic really. www.vennerz.com

This doesn't even show me my band when I press on the link 🤔 If I don't get one this season that is me done paying that membership. £100 for me and the kid and getting fuck all for it

Everton advertising the Perfect Draft. They already contribute to my high levels of alcohol intake, without pushing this too

After watching it again (the red card) about 15 times I'm still perplexed as to how it's a red. Guarantee not 1 United player is asking for a red. I can't get over how fast the ref gets the card out. Like he was borderline fumbling it getting it out his pocket. He was shocking last night.

Woke up happy as a pig in shit. Makes such a difference a big win like that. Chuffed for Moyes in all this. Massive monkey to get off his back, especially given the circumstances. I'm sure it's been eating away at him for years. Bournemouth away and Chelsea away next please ✅

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Not surprised at all. Unbelievable showing of aerial dominance. Cushioned so many down, especially when we had 11 men.

Everton win. Money in the bank. Great Monday night. Up the Toffees 🟦🤍

Barry has won every header. Been superb .

The way I would describe it is... If Gana Gueye does that to a Utd player, everyone is screaming for a red, and id probably agree. If the ref books them both, not one Utd fan or player turns round and says he should've been sent off. And that's a fact.

Tough second half

Thinking of backing Everton tonight. Got a good feeling. But will wait to see team news first, as I have been burnt a couple of times. 3/1. Could be worth £25. Maybe £15 if JOB is back at RB.

If anyone hears of a single ticket going for tonight, I would be very interested. But appreciate they are like rocking horse shit 💩

Echo giving me all the latest news... Allardyce's team news for Huddersfield away 😂 Ironically whilst I was reading team news for tonight Vs Man Utd

Launched a booking system/website for some mates of mine who are opening an interactive darts / shuffleboard micropub in Ashton, Wigan. Went the other day and it's looking 👌 Link below if anyone is in the area and likes their arrows 👇 www.bar59ashton.co.uk/darts59

Old School gaff Wigan Roller Rink

Yer Da wears Fila Roller Blades

Not sure I would ever be clapping a Redshite player ripping us to pieces.