Good morning I love you

Well well well if it isn’t the blow job brothers

share a rainbow

I’m going to be in a week long workshop. I was out in charge of snacks, and I take that shit very seriously.

Hi I love you be nice to yourself please

Chat, I got too stoned and now I definitely don’t wanna work

@freakbait.bsky.social you good, homie?

Oh, hey. Didn’t see you there. What’s your favorite tree?

Happy Mammorial Day weekend, show me your titties

Getting fucking freaky tonight

lol creamed honey

This is what Ent tampons would look like if Peter Jackson wasn’t a coward

Babe wake up new IAMX dropped

@fairygodmegan.bsky.social you were so right about investing in some linen. I feel so good in these.

You guys wanna get fucked up?

I love you all, men please stop posting.

Hi guys,I’ve been in a weird depression but I’m still here and love and appreciate the messages in my absence. I’ll be okay ❤️

Guys I’m sick so I am obviously dying

I heard that chud bitch just shot someone

FUCKIN' SLAYER!!!

Mo wants to know who all is over there this morning

Imagine petting a dog then imagine petting a cat then imagine petting a dog and a cat at the same time

I’m going to Battle of the Books this evening to support my 10 year old I’m bringing this, because it’s +1,000 pages, so I bet getting hit by It in battle fucking hurts.

Yo, @edwardodell.bsky.social wife said no to me getting a desk with a drafting machine. So I got the next best thing. The traditional wood and acrylic ones were more than I was willing to spend.

Always.

I took the milk out to put in my coffee Then I had a funny idea for a meme, so I took the time to make it in front of my coffee maker. Then I put the milk away. I forgot to add it to my coffee.

Guys check it out I made a shelf straight from my brain to a real thing

Come and find me, hoessssssss

Happy Mother’s Day to all the women who raised men who did NOT vote for the Orange Cheeto to live in the White House

Today I’ll be at the Orioles game fighting white moms in the left field stands. Step up if you want some. Happy Mother’s Day 🥰

Happy Mothers Day to all you fine ass Moms out there. May your heart be full, belly nurished, and titties sucked.

Good night all you hot moms. I hope you get your titties sucked.

Hey @gumbytravels.bsky.social what's up, man? You one of those fucking weirdos who digs teenagers or something? I mean YOU ARE a fan of Nugent. Which explains everything.

hey king its generally considered to be "not cool" to get turned on by 13 year olds

Me *Trying to get to sleep* My previously SSRI repressed libido showing up unannounced at 230am:

Guys I can’t feel my legs because I’ve been sitting here for 40 minutes because I got really sucked into a good Internet hole.

You see it too, right??? I’m not just a horny freak, right????

Ok so When I did coke I always joked that all it did was “make me stand up” This afternoon, for the first time ever, and on my second day of meds, I said out loud “man, I really want to stand up.”

It is causing me physical discomfort that I have so much drive and determination to do so many things thanks to this new medication that I’m taking and none of them have anything to do with work

Today is my first day on Vyvanse. As a seasoned drug taker, I felt my shift in real time and immediately told my boss that I need today to adjust. So now I have a list of things to do from this years depression season. First up is mounting this damn white board. Boom. Bring on the next thing.

Good morning to Fred Durst, @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social @cranfath3r.bsky.social @numetalmoment.bsky.social only music.youtube.com/watch?v=dWAP...

Can't wait to wash and wear my new shirt I'm going to get so much puss oh my gosh

I am belly laughing

hehe she sure shall be

I just remembered that I have a doctors appointment today to discuss getting an ADHD meds for the first time in my 42 years

@little-babushka.bsky.social your marketing is 🤌

Rainbow Sherbet is just EDM Neopolitan