I keep saying I'm going to do my taxes Then I don't And instead, I do literally anything else

watched the unfinished cut going round of the minecraft movie with some friends. there weren't any subtitles so we loaded the the twin peaks fire walk with me subtitles over it

Go, go, Jake Bagadonuts!📣

I am just having such a nice day today

I'm jacking it for Jason today 🫡

My favorite part about living in Baltimore is every day I will see the most beautiful Black Woman in the world, and it's never the same woman.

I had a one month old newborn. That shit sucked.

Materializing nude from a bolt of lightning in 2005 to show my younger self this image

"Wtf did I do"

When @little-babushka.bsky.social says Fridays are forever, I take that seriously. Also, here are some pretty bookmarks I printed for my hot librarian teacher wife.

My favorite part of having kids is using them as an excuse to not work.

I just want to get high and play Divinity 2 all day

my body is telling me I’m hungry, but I do not want to eat because I don’t feel like it

Free her atlantablackstar.com/2025/09/19/m...

Breathtaking, depraved cruelty.

i had a dream it would end this way

It must be so weird to be a right wing guy that thought you were supposed to hate pedophiles and war with Iran and now you’ve just learned that to remain in the group you need to love pedophiles and war with Iran.

Girl dad Girl dad (Let’s sway) you could look into my eyes (Let’s sway) under the night light, this serious Bluey night light!

IT'S FRIDAY DONT LET ANYONE STEAL YOUR SHINE TODAY, MFERS

Millennial relics 🧡🤍

She is so annoyed that it's so late and I'm just getting in bed.

I don’t have it in me to give an iota of a fuck about anyone at the TSA

Time to Shower Post

Cum is the glue of the body send skeet

and to all my gals out there lets make sure to crank them hogs this weekend and also get your pussy ate you deserve it queen

Hell yeah, Trompdoy. TITS!

ICYMI: Here's Anderson .Paak cooking up some "Fuck ICE, anti genocide" bars while on the drums during a live taping of the Take Your Shoes Off podcast which aired yesterday

Boy dessert

the US operation in Iran

Alex Bones. The #1 source of news for Bluesky Catgirls and people with Garfield PFPs.

They don’t photograph well, but these beans (pronounced Sean) are going to be so good

Dad stop playing air guitar! I’m trying to chop your head off with my laser! *slice noises*

beans appetite

I hope it’s painful as hell when he goes.

Let’s get high and make some mfing beans and tacos

2026 official soundtrack

If nobody else got me, the same music I've been listening to since I was 15 got me. 🙏🤝🎶

It rules so much that Kerry King is such a dogshit soloist

When you get paid to say the most absolute brain dead shit.

Board games are wild with Jess.

borzoi look like dehydrated great pyrenees