Check out your dad with the swag on the floor. New steel toes are dope as fuck.

Absolute masterclass in 1997 vibes youtu.be/5NZsCYOM4j0?...

He wasn’t bullied enough past the correct threshold to prevent being such an absolute cum stain of a human.

You guys have no idea how good Stabbing Westward was in the 90s. Ungod, Wither Blister Burn + Peel, and Darkest Days? Fuck out of here. Untouchable sad boy music. So fucking good.

I forgot to take my meds today AND I remembered that I had jury duty today as I arrived at my desk at work. So. Fucking great morning. 10/10 no notes.

[to the tune of “Gone till November”] Goon till November

I accidentally Dadded too much and got to the theater 20 minutes early

I just rolled credits on Detroit: Become Human, and it is immediately up there with Disco Elysium. What a fantastic game.

Give your children grappling hooks.

Still got a lot of "fuck you's" left for Ehnils, the mod on the LegacyGT . com boards

Fuck you, gravity

it’s time

sound on

Throw you car batteries into the ocean, also.

Tofu press made a huge difference. This came out fucking great. Crispy tofu tossed in gochujang and honey.

I love how sometimes my timeline just has butts on it. its pretty great.

The nicest thing you could ever do for me is compliment my t-shirt

I found a relic from the early days of the internet

Big fluffy balls

This is the worse Zelda game I have ever played.

This is the worse Zelda game I have ever played.

Feeler Gauge? I barely know her!

I got back on Zoloft so I’d stop wondering what a bullet would taste like

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

Brendan Carr is a little bitch ass and I personally invite him to catch some lumps from me.

We all know and love our certified titty boy @tittysommelier.bsky.social

It’s been a fun number of years, but I’m feeling like I’m fucking done with this hobby.

This is the textual equivalent of sucking your own dick.

“Trix are so dangerous we won’t even give them to rabbits!”

I feel like @edwardodell.bsky.social is the only person I know who would appreciate a good strip of sandpaper for sharpening their lead

all things serve the fucking beam New @ka-tet19.bsky.social shirt, baby.

Just got off the phone with the office of @repjohnnyo.bsky.social because my spineless, coward representative has decided to vote FOR the memorial of that stupid dead racist. Fuck you, Johnny. Baltimore deserves better than you, you feckless coward. You make me sick.

Zelda, you're so fucking weird

When the big baby bitches show up to their shift at the big baby bitch factory

eat my shit, bluesky

IF YOU NEED ME ILL BE DISASSOCIATING IN BORDERLANDS 4 But also, if you wanna play with me, let me know.

Fuck every last one of these fucking fucks.

A volley of flaming arrows would fix a lot of things

If my restless nights and constant stomach aches are any indicator, I need to stay off the internet again.

Brandon Carr has a baby penis, and everyone is talking about it.

Jin Sakai Pleads with Samurai to find Common Ground with Mongols hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Toilet seat loose, so you know she thicc

#BOTD 1969. Remembering, singer, rapper, and dancer Keith Flint. (d.2019) #TheProdigy

ernie hudson is 78 and looks fantastic. lets see what rush limbaugh looks like at 70 and oh geez

"Edric? How the fuck do I know what he looks like? Just...out Archer's face on Mer Mans body. And change the color. None of this matters. Now get the fuck out of here."

I want to fist fight an ICE agent

Dads will see this and say “hell yeah”

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 7 The Works of Man A Human Work