Jake Bagadonuts
@jakebagadonuts.bsky.social
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You can catch me floating through your block Bitch I got a nice decorum Baltimore, represent.
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An actual progress update: the ceremonial head piece has been a blast to work on. I’m currently working on the top of it, and have it masked off for painting today. I’m beginning to practice with wire to prepare for last portion. Thank you for the encouragement
@little-babushka.bsky.social
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8 days ago
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@reachrachelkahn.bsky.social
you need anything from the titty store?
about 6 hours ago
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I should cut the person who cut my burrito.
about 7 hours ago
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Man, I need a good pair of Walk Socks to go with my Fashion Tie. All I have are these damn shuffling socks, and my shopping tie.
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1 day ago
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Brekky time.
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1 day ago
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Brekky time.
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1 day ago
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I’m making brekky
1 day ago
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EVERYBODY BETTER BE NICE TO BABS TODAY OR YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO ANSWER TO ME
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1 day ago
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FREAKBAiT
2 days ago
TIDDIE Tuesday
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It’s only Tuesday
2 days ago
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Let's try this again Guys, this lamp was absolutely the right choice
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3 days ago
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This guy looks cool as fuck
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3 days ago
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I got called unc today 🥰
3 days ago
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Guys, I ate lemonade chips.
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3 days ago
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Just got an email that our company is going to be using AI headsets for new drug testing for impairment A quick search says one of the main things is your ability to be able to cross your eyes, which is weird I think. Anyway my homies and I are sending each other in the discord. AI got nothing.
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3 days ago
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I bought this bug in resin because I thought it would look cool with pink lights and I was right.
3 days ago
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Im going to base my new personality off my new lamp.
3 days ago
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Guys let’s go grocery shopping They probably can’t tell I’m high
4 days ago
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You’re telling me these fish have balls??
4 days ago
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Today is our actual anniversary. She’s the best.
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4 days ago
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Guys. I’m having such a nice morning
4 days ago
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Tonight my wife and I celebrated 12 years of marriage. She’s known me since I was 19. We met on an Internet forum called The Dilly back in 2003. We have a long, cool story. She’s cool as hell and way out of my league. If you think I’m cool, she probably had something to do with it.
5 days ago
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Anniversary bong hits
5 days ago
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Good night I love you
6 days ago
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Where are you guys I’m having my mid life crisis alone
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6 days ago
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Let’s go do bong hits in the garage with the garage speakers
6 days ago
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Guys I treated myself to new shoes.
6 days ago
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sean aka sad clown pagliacci
7 days ago
ok my little sincere take before i go to bed is that pretty much ~everyone~ is lonely because of atomization, capitalist work culture and technology... but the "lonely men" that get talked about fucking deserve it... try not being a creepy piece of shit my dudes 🤙
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Guys my nails are going to look fantastic.
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7 days ago
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You know what? I think men could be more lonely, tbh.
7 days ago
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At the stroke of midnight I’m posting hog on main
7 days ago
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Guys I’m over here doing space coke.
7 days ago
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I’m definitely the hottest guy here
7 days ago
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I'm gonna go slut it up at Bingo tonight.
7 days ago
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I should be allowed be cute and smoke cute drugs.
7 days ago
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I tried to go to therapy, but all I got was some dickhead therapist who made me so mad that I walked out 15 minutes in.
8 days ago
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Me and the Birds are gonna sing 90s R&B songs about your booty.
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8 days ago
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An actual progress update: the ceremonial head piece has been a blast to work on. I’m currently working on the top of it, and have it masked off for painting today. I’m beginning to practice with wire to prepare for last portion. Thank you for the encouragement
@little-babushka.bsky.social
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8 days ago
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Going to get bloodwork like a big brave dog
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9 days ago
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I think I just don’t like Skindred after Roots Rock Riot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ This new album fucking sucks. (I'm only two songs in. The third song just started. I'm calling it. Fuck this lmao)
9 days ago
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sean aka sad clown pagliacci
9 days ago
hell i could eat
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🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️
9 days ago
Idgaf what scientists say, I'm licking that thing
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I bet this taste good and is good for you
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9 days ago
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On a scale of 1-10 Hypothetically, how funny would it be if I were late for a meeting because I took too long jerking off in the shower?
9 days ago
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Look how fucking whimsical my house is right now
9 days ago
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Shit. This is the horny strain of weed. I’m going to bed.
10 days ago
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My dearest friend here also happens to be a very talented artist on top of a long list of other awesome things about her.
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10 days ago
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Babs ✨💖
10 days ago
Ok for real. Now it’s done 😂 Brought it to class and the teacher had some great advice for me and I think it’s even better now. Critiquing went great! I’m on cloud 9! 💖🌈
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My 10 year old child has challenged me to a 5v5 Squad Strike in Smash Bros. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ If she dies, she dies.
10 days ago
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I’m fat and fuzzy And I smell like weed everywhere My homies call me Smokey the Bear
10 days ago
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Rolling up for my day ones, and my real ones
10 days ago
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