TIME TO SEE LOGAN MURDER CHILDREN!

Before you get upset about something I post, understand that this is my moral philosophy

The fact that this fucking twerp isn’t jumped is baffling

*holds onto table* The real reason so many males thought women didn't like nerds is because a large swath of males do not think women who are attractive *are* nerds themselves, or have highly functioning brains even.

Really captures their essence

My work team needs to fucking up their poster energy. These dudes do not riff.

Working with me is a ~*~vibe~*~

Happy day. Listen to Bloodywood more than you currently do. These dude fucking rip. music.youtube.com/watch?v=eHJo...

If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

Yo this mfer is going to bed!

Deeply fascinated by the new wave band Trent Reznor used to play with in the 1980’s and how everyone looks so incredibly 80’s except for Trent Reznor who looks exactly the same as he always has to the point where he might as well have time traveled

This is that "go ahead, put a finger in my butthole, I don't care tonight" kind of music music.youtube.com/watch?v=x5iq...

everybody complains about the iphone liquid glass updates but i enabled MAGMA MODE and it’s fucking great

How are these fucking dorks not getting their dorky asses kicked left and right?

@milfdaddy1312.bsky.social is my new bff

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

ICE has banged on my door twice in the past 24 hours, screaming at me thru the window. i have safely sent my child off to her grandparents. i am not suicidal. i am physically disabled and unarmed. i'm in baltimore county. they have been spotted all across MD. be safe.

if you live in maryland please be aware: ICE has access to md's drivers licensing system. they are using our licenses to find matches in their facial recognition systems and pulling our addresses. please share, it's urgent

@milfdaddy1312.bsky.social ay bish

trump getting his feelings hurt by european leaders is the culmination of this new type of guy that emerged in the last decade or so: guy who goes out of his way to be a huge asshole who then gets really offended when the people he's being an asshole to don't like him

Yall New Barbarians of California dropped. This is going to be my album of the year. youtu.be/09_-B07cwww?...

16. Pumpkin pie isn't even in the top 5 of pies on Thanksgiving, let alone all-time

3. People who thing ketchup doesn't belong on a hot dog have either never had good ketchup or never had a good hot dog

Fuck weather.

The Folgers Incest Siblings will return in "Avengers: Doomsday."

while you were partying, I was studying Blade (1998). They should put Wesley snipes in movies again

Dudes rock.

batman begin

made a nice gif for y'all. enjoy

A Sandworm, up close and personal - Lego MOC Series #lego #dune #scifi #sandworm #hobby

I'd rather fight Dick Hanania.

The really dumb stuff they get so excited about is sometimes welcome just because this dynamic is so funny:

[grocery store manager throwing away the biggest uv lightbulb boxes you’ve ever seen] i’ll find out who’s been busting nuts all over my car if its the last thing i do

Norovirus sucks.

Y’all fall for Newsom because you don’t judge people harshly enough for the company they keep

Yelling at my kids because they won’t sit still and shut up during a 17 minute long Porcupine Tree song.

Stick this directly in my veins

these motherfuckers need a new acronym

Yelling at my kids because they won’t sit still and shut up during a 17 minute long Porcupine Tree song.

I’m so fucking mad none of you have ever told me how goddamn good Phantogram is music.youtube.com/watch?v=lmfT...

GOP: *shoots people in the head* Dems: The thing is, it's about housing. GOP: *shoots more people in the head* Dems: Don't let them bait you, we would like to talk about how we plan to do the bare minimum on housing. GOP: *declares a US State a terrorist sanctuary* Dems: Vote blue no matter who

Whoop whoop 🙌 Let’s get this bread, ninja