When did the Discover Tab get good?

"erm we can't get a conviction." fucking arrest the guy. perp walk him as a spectacle to make sure his name and face are broadcast around the world. make them fight his way out of jail. be so loud and obnoxious about it that it plants that seed of doubt in every ICE agent's head

"They were doing their jobs" It's a bad job... Fuck that job

the main reason i don't get into political arguments on here is that all my solutions are bannable offenses and the secondary reason is i don't respect other people's opinions

Yo, this dude defends the production of CSAM

They’ve made it clear they’re going to terrorize and murder us no matter how we react. I can’t say what I’m thinking

Toaster 🤝 Astroid Toasteroid

trying to think positively and imagining a future where kristi noem lives in abject fear

I know I would!

WOOOOOWWWWW!!!!

Ledo's pizza fucking whips ass. Rest easy, Queen

No Bone Movies is about eating hot dogs at the movies. Ozzy was a simple man, with simple tastes, who enjoyed nice warm boneless snacks.

it's crazy this is the year we find out the black hole sun music video wasn't edited at all, they just found some people that looked like that

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Good morning, homies Bury me with my 2001 OG copy of AmericanHead Charge's masterpiece album "The War of Art" What up @numetalmoment.bsky.social

This bitch got a fucked up face

This bitch got a fucked up face

Being a teenager with teen angst during the peek teen angst music period was a transcendent experience.

Conan, on his Throne of Skulls

Current Me is really happy Past Me thought to throw a lunchtime joint in my bag.

I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if I was a good kitty. All that matters is that one stood against many. Valor pleases you, Crom...so grant me one request. GRANT ME GLIZZIES. And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!!

Well, escaped the first round of jury selection. Back to the waiting pool.

This guy refuses to admit that maybe his wife is just a fucking idiot.

Posted up, bitch

Let’s go to jury duty, mfers

I’m about to install the DickSucker 3000

anyway, death to america

Good morning, Baltimore

Proof of move. Useless meetings not so useless @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social

Carry On Wayward Son would have been waaaaaaay better if the lyrics “Masquerading as a man with a reason” were “Masturbating as a man with a reason.“

remember to leave bullet casings out for ashli babbitt tonight ❤️❤️✝️

I have so much important work to do. But now that the house is empty for the first time in two weeks, I want to get high, listen to loud music, and play video games.

Carry On Wayward Son would have been waaaaaaay better if the lyrics “Masquerading as a man with a reason” were “Masturbating as a man with a reason.“

First day back since December 19th, and all I have in the house is decaf.

Love yall

I got new bedding

At Wegmans like "you heard me rapping, now watch me dance"

The illustrated version of Stephen King's "Cycle of the Werewolf" is super dope

going to spray paint a big pink dick on a big pothole in my neighborhood and see what happens

You guys ever think about just how fucking good at rapping Kendrick Lamar is? He's so fucking good at this. It never stops being a thing you are blown away by.

I bought it, guys

I'm going to buy this cool drawer because it's dope as fuck

It's a good day to watch Belly

I follow this doctor on TikTok.. He posts about new doctors every year and gets the ugliest comments.. But he is unbothered as he should be because it’s very cool what he does…

debating using my label maker to apply a "GIRL SPIT" label to my paint additive mix

Snow drifting da looooong way

I cant tell if Welcome to Derry is a bad show or if the wooden acting and bad CGI was a choice.

i dont drink anymore and havent in over a year, but someone gifted me a 4 pack of a DIPA, so here I fucking go. im gonna show dick on main tonight