At @reachrachelkahn.bsky.social you need anything from the titty store?

I should cut the person who cut my burrito.

Man, I need a good pair of Walk Socks to go with my Fashion Tie. All I have are these damn shuffling socks, and my shopping tie.

Brekky time.

Brekky time.

I’m making brekky

EVERYBODY BETTER BE NICE TO BABS TODAY OR YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO ANSWER TO ME

TIDDIE Tuesday

It’s only Tuesday

Let's try this again Guys, this lamp was absolutely the right choice

This guy looks cool as fuck

I got called unc today 🥰

Guys, I ate lemonade chips.

Just got an email that our company is going to be using AI headsets for new drug testing for impairment A quick search says one of the main things is your ability to be able to cross your eyes, which is weird I think. Anyway my homies and I are sending each other in the discord. AI got nothing.

I bought this bug in resin because I thought it would look cool with pink lights and I was right.

Im going to base my new personality off my new lamp.

Guys let’s go grocery shopping They probably can’t tell I’m high

You’re telling me these fish have balls??

Today is our actual anniversary. She’s the best.

Guys. I’m having such a nice morning

Tonight my wife and I celebrated 12 years of marriage. She’s known me since I was 19. We met on an Internet forum called The Dilly back in 2003. We have a long, cool story. She’s cool as hell and way out of my league. If you think I’m cool, she probably had something to do with it.

Anniversary bong hits

Good night I love you

Where are you guys I’m having my mid life crisis alone

Let’s go do bong hits in the garage with the garage speakers

Guys I treated myself to new shoes.

ok my little sincere take before i go to bed is that pretty much ~everyone~ is lonely because of atomization, capitalist work culture and technology... but the "lonely men" that get talked about fucking deserve it... try not being a creepy piece of shit my dudes 🤙

Guys my nails are going to look fantastic.

You know what? I think men could be more lonely, tbh.

At the stroke of midnight I’m posting hog on main

Guys I’m over here doing space coke.

I’m definitely the hottest guy here

I'm gonna go slut it up at Bingo tonight.

I should be allowed be cute and smoke cute drugs.

I tried to go to therapy, but all I got was some dickhead therapist who made me so mad that I walked out 15 minutes in.

Me and the Birds are gonna sing 90s R&B songs about your booty.

An actual progress update: the ceremonial head piece has been a blast to work on. I’m currently working on the top of it, and have it masked off for painting today. I’m beginning to practice with wire to prepare for last portion. Thank you for the encouragement @little-babushka.bsky.social

Going to get bloodwork like a big brave dog

I think I just don’t like Skindred after Roots Rock Riot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ This new album fucking sucks. (I'm only two songs in. The third song just started. I'm calling it. Fuck this lmao)

hell i could eat

Idgaf what scientists say, I'm licking that thing

I bet this taste good and is good for you

On a scale of 1-10 Hypothetically, how funny would it be if I were late for a meeting because I took too long jerking off in the shower?

Look how fucking whimsical my house is right now

Shit. This is the horny strain of weed. I’m going to bed.

My dearest friend here also happens to be a very talented artist on top of a long list of other awesome things about her.

Ok for real. Now it’s done 😂 Brought it to class and the teacher had some great advice for me and I think it’s even better now. Critiquing went great! I’m on cloud 9! 💖🌈

My 10 year old child has challenged me to a 5v5 Squad Strike in Smash Bros. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ If she dies, she dies.

I’m fat and fuzzy And I smell like weed everywhere My homies call me Smokey the Bear

Rolling up for my day ones, and my real ones